"I'm gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator."

Eleanor Rose Shellstrop

Super Troopers!

my dream came true

english-language version of frieren season 2 when related: i dont like how, every time I select a show on crunchyroll that lacks an english dub, theres a page that goes like "no dub!! are you sure you want to watch??" yes bitch i am sure

lol, Zenigoblin

Honestly, at this point, I don’t remember where I found the goblin Zenigata I use as my pfp here. I think I was watching a lot of part 3 at the time, or maybe it’s from when I was watching the new part 1 English dub.

I wanna write a whole Jeopardy category where the answers are mashups of anime and high culture. Shit like Attack On Titian.

The account profile pictures on my family’s Disney+ account tell a story. Mine is Obi-wan, my parents house is the dog from Up. My trivia partner has Magneto. My Sisters’ families are Olaf from Frozen and Genie from Aladdin.

Too many food ads these days are about brands getting bullied into doing something by social media. I’m thinking of the McDonald’s snack wraps and Reese’s Oreo peanut butter cups in particular.

I think @dudeexclamation.bsky.social and I still need to cosplay Red Mantle & Dragoon

Just learned they made official Seto Kaiba briefcases for serious children's trading card game players. It could be yours for like $90, which isn't bad for a briefcase tbh

Me, seven days deep into Christmas: I’m sorry but if you give me another partridge we’re gonna fight My true love: *sweating*

Wicked City fuckin rules

Leonard Toiletbear, I had no idea.

Chicken tikka Marsala.

I will stand firmly behind this take.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Watching a documentary about The Honeymooners and I’m struck by how much Art Carney looks Like Tim Robinson.

Here’s a fun trivia question Q: which 2 80s action movies feature 2 future American state governors? A: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura are both in The Running Man and Predator.

Watching Baseball tonight, The Toronto pitcher is named Yesavage, or, Ouiavage, if you’re watching RDS.

therapist: front-facing Walter and Perry can't hurt you front-facing Walter and Perry:

Are there any great anime movies on 4k uhd disc that I’m missing? I have: Akira Lupin iii: castle of Cagliostro Belladonna of Sadness Ghost in the Shell Street Fighter II Robot Carnival Space Adventure Cobra Evangelion 4.0 thrice upon a time Paprika

If any anime movie needs a 4k remaster and UHD disc release, it’s Redline, I would buy that so fast.

Wish I could’ve gone, I heard it was a 4k remaster, so maybe we’ll get a Uhd disc release. Paprika looked stunning on 4k disc

Good afternoon, sinners

Wtf is up with fast food places offering chicken nuggets and tenders tossed in sauce. I like dipping! Who the hell likes soggy breaded chicken mush!

Wish I knew who made this, so I could thank them.

Gotta be my favorite Simpsons line, it’s universally applicable.

“Sorry for the convenience”

I really do think we need to talk about how much right wing ideology is driven by men wanting to have sex with children.

Sadly missed the window on Japan Airlines having Porco Rosso back on the inflight entertainment. It ended in August. As a consolation, I instead can listen to a greatest hits collection of Gundam theme songs for an 11 hour flight

The “aggression“ was a republican daring to win an election. As with the modern right, the slave power believed it had an inherent right to rule us and anything else was oppression against them.

the “war of northern aggression” is a fun Lost Causer framing of the war in part because I don’t think it’s a matter of actual debate who attacked first

my mother-in-law calls golden corral "the golden trough"

Shout out to my Grandma Jean who always called Old Country Buffet, "The Slop House."

Tbh I think Ideon is one of his best works. Better than 0079 for sure. It’s also just kind of an insane concept. Like the Ideon is some kinda weird mecha eldritch horror it’s so cool

The current One Piece flashback is some interesting stuff, but it's really gone off on a tangent. It's like Grandpa was telling you a story about when he was a kid and it somehow turned into a full history lesson on ww2

There is an extremely talented young sumo wrestler named Kotoshouhou and recently a Japanese station did a segment on he and his father pounding mochi together. But I’M posting this because Kotoshouhou’s father is a bodybuilder and he looks EXACTLY like Kame-sennin from Dragon Ball.

"Don't Look At Me!" Fanart of @othatsraspberry.com in some... unusual camo for a Naked Snake cosplay. Lines by @rcase.bsky.social. #myart #fanart #metalgear #mgs3 #metalgearsoliddelta #snakeeater

Watched Pulp Fiction on Prime the other day. The subtitles include the hard r every time the n word is said, even when it’s not pronounced that way. The only character who pronounces it that way is Tarantino’s character, naturally.

Why does this always happen hm

I've made it

I still cant believe Panty and Stocking came to Texas and went to Buc-ees 🦫