Like, I could honestly believe that this is just a lost Mitch Hedberg routine.

The first Tom Hardy Venom movie. Felt this way to me too

Also, the part where he joins the military, buys a mustang, and marries a pregnant(?) Sex worker.

40 years ago today, it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault

This week on the one piece podcast

I heard one of my favorite songs on the radio today. Somethin’ stupid. It’s great, but it’s really weird for Frank Sinatra to sing it as a duet with his daughter. The Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman version is better

Schwa was an answer on Jeopardy today, the only other place I’ve ever heard that word is on Venture Bros.

The question has often been asked: what kind of fuckin loser order McDonalds from DoorDash? Well now we know.

I don't believe that a WrestleMania should be actually good. The roots of that show lie in stuff like Greg Valentine and The Barbarian going to a ten minute time limit draw in a terrible match that has Merv Griffin as a "special guest time keeper." Its legacy is mostly fireworks and misery.

candiru in urethra

Who do I have to bother to get a 4K UHD disc release of Redline.

Belladonna of Sadness feels like a psychedelic revenge horror movie to me.

Dogtooth (2009, d. Yorgos Lanthimos)

Green Day’s major label success is kind of *directly* tied to the point at which punk stopped. Because if the USSR is gone and someone like Interscope is selling Dookie CDs at the mall, that’s not punk anymore, it’s just pop music with some aesthetic similarity to one small, specific slice of punk.

This isn’t a podcast. If Netflix still shipped out DVDs, this would have just been a special feature.

Before today, I would have said Mullin was the senator most likely to break protestors arm while physically removing them from a hearing room.

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

Paul Fart: Mall Blart

sourdough toast + butter = meal of champions

"I'm gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator."

Eleanor Rose Shellstrop

Super Troopers!

my dream came true

english-language version of frieren season 2 when related: i dont like how, every time I select a show on crunchyroll that lacks an english dub, theres a page that goes like "no dub!! are you sure you want to watch??" yes bitch i am sure

lol, Zenigoblin

Honestly, at this point, I don’t remember where I found the goblin Zenigata I use as my pfp here. I think I was watching a lot of part 3 at the time, or maybe it’s from when I was watching the new part 1 English dub.

I wanna write a whole Jeopardy category where the answers are mashups of anime and high culture. Shit like Attack On Titian.

The account profile pictures on my family’s Disney+ account tell a story. Mine is Obi-wan, my parents house is the dog from Up. My trivia partner has Magneto. My Sisters’ families are Olaf from Frozen and Genie from Aladdin.

Too many food ads these days are about brands getting bullied into doing something by social media. I’m thinking of the McDonald’s snack wraps and Reese’s Oreo peanut butter cups in particular.

I think @dudeexclamation.bsky.social and I still need to cosplay Red Mantle & Dragoon

Just learned they made official Seto Kaiba briefcases for serious children's trading card game players. It could be yours for like $90, which isn't bad for a briefcase tbh

Me, seven days deep into Christmas: I’m sorry but if you give me another partridge we’re gonna fight My true love: *sweating*

Wicked City fuckin rules

Leonard Toiletbear, I had no idea.

Chicken tikka Marsala.

I will stand firmly behind this take.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Watching a documentary about The Honeymooners and I’m struck by how much Art Carney looks Like Tim Robinson.

Here’s a fun trivia question Q: which 2 80s action movies feature 2 future American state governors? A: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura are both in The Running Man and Predator.

Watching Baseball tonight, The Toronto pitcher is named Yesavage, or, Ouiavage, if you’re watching RDS.

therapist: front-facing Walter and Perry can't hurt you front-facing Walter and Perry:

Are there any great anime movies on 4k uhd disc that I’m missing? I have: Akira Lupin iii: castle of Cagliostro Belladonna of Sadness Ghost in the Shell Street Fighter II Robot Carnival Space Adventure Cobra Evangelion 4.0 thrice upon a time Paprika

If any anime movie needs a 4k remaster and UHD disc release, it’s Redline, I would buy that so fast.