GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

David Stern, the CISA official behind the agency's Pre-Ransomware Notification Initiative (PRNI), has quit the agency after he was forced to relocate to FEMA's Boston office by the new DHS leadership www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ra...

Merry Christmas! May all your holiday driving be swift and safe.

Crab yourself a merry little Crustmas! #Crustmas The Christmas Island crab, Gecarcoidea natalis, is known for its annual migrations, in which tens of millions of crabs move from the forest to the coast to mate.

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Search your first name +"glamour shot" Yaaaaaassssss

'Twas the night before Christmas, And blithering heck Dad was running software updates On all the children's new tech

Time for Patel to answer for his lies.

What the holy hell is this

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel. "Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."

TODD GET MY BOT'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair." One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."

We don’t spend enough time discussing how the entire MAGA movement is kept afloat by the constant threats of stochastic terrorism orchestrated by the president of the United States. Congress, the courts, much of the media … all kept in line by the mob boss and his army of anonymous goons.

Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

Whatever Stephen Miller is legally liable for, I demand the next administration prosecute him to the full extent of the law.

I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night

The 60 Minutes episode about CECOT was not only worth running, it was an exceptionally powerful work of journalism that made clear the US government has embraced torture. You can read the transcript here: www.thenation.com/article/soci...

I'm reading the Lumi site to figure out what it does and I can't. Like, is it asking the kids questions to help direct and flesh out their writing, or is it just taking prompts and spitting out garbo, or is it just generating Disney characters with stolen art? I can't tell at all.

ACAB includes Sam Vimes, but the important thing about Sam Vimes is he generally points the bastardry in the direction of the people who deserve it and he is offended, at a fundamental level, by those who believe they must follow no rules but their own

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

the least shocking thing in the epstein files that wont get enough attention. police regularly arrest and charge victims to coerce them into participating, often jailing them in conditions that are worse.

Greta Thunberg has been arrested on terrorism charges for speaking out in support of the Palestine Action hunger strikers. FUCK this British government. https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842

a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control

Malicious compliance in action. This is the oldest trick in the PDF book FFS.

FUCK ...I never got to that BG3 cover. 😭😭😭

iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.

Just, open fucking bigotry.

No! Most presidents do not in fact name anything after themselves while they’re in office, because they’re not toddlers who constantly need to be the center of attention.

Thread on the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, which has broken containment via Canada.

I guess I'm buying that Yo-kai Watch spiritual successor used somewhere.

That CBS 60 minutes episode that got pulled is available for streaming via a VPN provider using a Canadian IP address - the international broadcaster didn't pull it. watch.globaltv.com/series/2893d...

surely the women's bathroom is a sacred space ive been told by conservatives

what a guy, what a list. giantbomb.com/articles/eye... @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social

Charge the goddamn AI company with creating and distributing child porn. I think we can do that even without repealing Section 230.

This is what we’ve been warning about. Trump’s attacks on the media are having their intended effect: increasingly compliant elements of the corporate media are unwilling or afraid to take him on — which poses a direct threat to a free press.

Trump's in the Epstein files over 600 times.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Landry rushed to clarify he isn't resigning as governor of Louisiana and this will be, like, his side gig I guess. The state constitution explicitly bans state officeholders from simultaneously holding any federal office.

What we have here is a top editor spiking a story not because of serious editorial concerns, but because: 1) she is insecure and needs to assert authority; 2) she wants to drive serious journalists out of CBS; and 3) she craves attention, which is her oxygen. Especially number 3

We're giving up clean energy for ideological stupidity.

UNSANTIONED POLYGRAPH Jesus Christ this administration is clown shoes.

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

And there it is...

Trump's name is redacted from files that we know previously contained it...

Why would you need to put a pause on a story that has been meticulously fact-checked and lawyered? Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!