I say leave it as it is. Ever since the clean up of Lake Erie, I haven’t been able to get a decent bottle of SWILL.

To the average eye, this looked like an unsuccessful launch. But that’s because you weren’t blessed with the eyes of a billionaire. #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage

Thanks for playing #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage! I love my Blueskiers! I’ll be on a trip next Friday, so #Include3Words will be back in two weeks. Thanks again for your patience! Next up: @FGOnBluesky.bsky.social! Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more #HashtagGames and daily schedules!

I consistently failed to launch my paper airplane, thanks to my below-average construction and lack of hand-eye coordination #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage "No, the Accursed Wretch is not your average vessel these days. We were launched 270 years ago. Did you notice how the eyes on the figurehead follow you?"

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage an average eye launch

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage average isn't good enough in our eyes. That's why we're proudly launching the first cheese grater/mousetrap to really meet all your cheese grating and mouse catching needs.

Though they looked innocuous to the average eye, most signs contained messages ordering the aliens to launch an attack on humans. #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage The Specsavers Summer Sale will launch tomorrow with free Eye Tests and 50% off lenses for the average Joe [Not a real offer! #Hashtag game only!]

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage "There isn't just one. The Russians launched two Goldeneyes." "Why not launch another and make it a threesome." "That's below average, 007, even by your puerile standards."

If not covered, the average sneeze can launch a snot bubble of bacteria and viruses right at your eye at about 200 mph. #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage the Average Eye Martini will launch around Halloween

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage Back in middle school, my accuracy with a Bic pen spitball gun was well above average. Unfortunately, my dream of turning pro after I graduated ended when I launched a especially powerful moist wad of notebook paper at Tommy Staker and hit him in the eye.

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage Those golden-brown eyes of hers were the kind you couldn't look away from. "I ain't looking for some average dick," she said. "If I wanted that, I woulda called the Pinkertons." Whatever yarn she was about to launch into, I was all ears.

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage We were just cruising across the bay, In a motor launch on an average day, When suddenly my wondering eye Beheld that we had hit some guy.

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage a pair of not-so-average sexy eyes can launch u into somethings wicked

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage I launched myself into greater-than-average jogging speeds when this frosty beverage truck caught my eye! I think the driver wanted to see how long I'd last!

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage these Earthlings aren't the average alien invaders. We need to launch the Eye.

#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage is this week's #Include3Words #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @GooglyGirl.bsky.social ! (To play: Create fun, clever or funny posts that include all three words)

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeLaunchEyeAverage Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. launch 2. eye 3. average Do your best to be creative, and have fun! I look forward to reading your posts! #HashtagGame

#Include3Words is back this week, and begins in 15, oops, make that 12 minutes! Sorry the games have been sporadic lately. (I’ll have to skip next week, too.) I really appreciate the patience and support of those of you that play on Bluesky! Big love to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social, too! 🩷

Apologies, my friends. Family emergencies are keeping me from hosting my game again. With any luck, it should be back next week. Thanks for understanding. ❤️

#includejoinbabyserious After my 3 pints in the last joint I visited I wobbled my way out the door and up the way to the bus station. Well, my baby steps eventually got me to the stop where my bus was waiting. I'd a serious need to get home as any later I may have dismissed the need to grab some tea

#IncludeJoinBabySerious Conjoined babies can buttheads in a serious way

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Thanks to those who played #IncludeJoinBabySerious! I’ll be back again next week with a new #Include3Words tag! Next up, in just a few minutes, @FGOnBluesky.bsky.social! Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more #HashtagGames and daily schedules!

Thanks to those who played #IncludeJoinBabySerious! I’ll be back again next week with a new #Include3Words tag! Next up, in just a few minutes, @FGOnBluesky.bsky.social! Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more #HashtagGames and daily schedules!

#IncludeJoinBabySerious Baby, my intentions are serious, And I don't intend to be mysterious. All I yearn for is love's first kiss, Then a bunch of boinking, then marital bliss.

#IncludeJoinBabySerious I've worn many faces. I've been a serious man and a clown, joined the circus and destroyed nations. When your babies tire of being stuck in your prison, they come looking for me.

#IncludeJoinBabySerious well let's see if I can do this baby from here. See if this serious question means I can join the BSkyB posts.

#IncludeJoinBabySerious now that you joined the gang, I can fill you in the plan. Louie will be in the bank disguised as a woman with Johnny here as her baby. Hey, cut the laughing. This is serious.

#IncludeJoinBabySerious okay, guys, let's get serious. We're playing, "Rock'n Me," so get ready to join in and sing, "baby," 26 times!

#IncludeJoinBabySerious is this week's #Include3Words #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @GooglyGirl.bsky.social ! (To play: Create fun, clever or funny posts that include all three words)

#IncludeJoinBabySerious I'm always serious, I never lie, because lies make baby Jesus cry So when I join you for tea Wednesday nigh, believe me when I say, I don't like chai.

As Astrid made her way through the dark corridors she sensed that she was not alone. She rested her fingertips on her sword and got ready. One by one a knight joined her, this was getting serious. She drew her sword and advanced. Nobody puts baby in the corner… #IncludeJoinBabySerious

#IncludeJoinBabySerious Seriously? You're including, "baby?" I mean I'm always ready to join in, but have you considered what kind of people we're dealing with here?

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeJoinBabySerious Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. join 2. baby 3. serious Do your best to be creative, and have fun! #HashtagGame

Hi all! I’ll be posting a new #Include3Words tag in 15 minutes! Drop in and play is you can! It’s simple: compose a post that contains the 3 words I’ll provide. Check out other’s posts for inspiration! Discover more #HashtagGames at @calendargirlbot.bsky.social!

Sorry everyone, but I’m unable to host #Include3Words today. I’ll see you next week.

I think I am. I get referred to as a dick quite often #IfIWereADetective

In comparison, I preferred the Deep Sea Double from Checkers over the BK Big Fish from Burger King, but the latter gave me a paper crown, which was cool. Still, it was a hard lesson that too many fish sandwiches don't merge well in the stomach. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

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Thanks to everyone who played #IncludeMergeCrownDeep! I hope to see you all again next week to play #Include3Words! @FGOnBluesky.bsky.social is the next scheduled game, starting in just a couple minutes! Check out @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more #HashtagGames and daily schedules!

#Include3Words The two kingdoms had a deep seated distrust of each other until the son of one, married the daughter of another, thus merging the two crowns into one.

The Ace Tomato Company, formed through a series of corporate mergers, was the crowning acquisition of the government agency headquartered deep under a deserted drive-in. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

As soon as I merged onto the freeway some big ass Crown Vic was so deep on my ass I could feel him breathing. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep We're from the Crown College! They merged the dental school and the clown college. Don't worry, you'll be deep asleep by the time you get it.

I deeply regretted merging too closely with the driver in the Crown Vic when I realized it was a plainclothes cop. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep Deep breath. Merge left. Undo your crowning achievement.

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep "and a winner has emerged from deep, I mean merged deep within the bowels of the city to take the Crown of Terror Town!"