Old Man of the Woods
@rufusbookman.bsky.social
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Please, giant asteroid, please!!! Foxtrot Delta Tango 8647
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Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
4 months ago
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Old man of the woods wakes up at 6:00, takes pic out the window at 6:59.
about 5 hours ago
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If y'all have ever had a certain kind of mushroom you too have traveled farther than the four astronauts.
2 days ago
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What the hell
3 days ago
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People stood in line all night for the grand opening of a gas station. A Gas Station. Ohio in a nutshell.
5 days ago
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All of you blowhards will never know who the real basketball champion is until the men's final team plays the womens final team. Yawn.
5 days ago
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Where's that govt check we were supposed to get?
6 days ago
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The kids are playing "five nights at Epsteins" online
6 days ago
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Is eve6 on here?
6 days ago
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So your argument is that NASA wasted less money than Defense did so it's okay. Got it.
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6 days ago
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Wife has been at it again
8 days ago
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Lisa Champney
9 days ago
If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:
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If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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Leeroystarr
9 days ago
If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:
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The Wolowitz waste disposal system wasn't designed to handle the heavy MAGA diet
9 days ago
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Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.
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9 days ago
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Caldwell Murchfield
10 days ago
Post something random or yall will have a crappy April.
add a skeleton here at some point
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#ImNotAGoodActorBut
I appeared in five space related films, shot at KSC, as an extra so I didn't have to be good.
16 days ago
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I would tell you about coming from remote Northern UT, my 24 yrs in the AF, 12 of it working in spacecraft with the NRO. Also earned a MASc while serving, but you have comments disabled.
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16 days ago
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Leeroystarr
18 days ago
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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18 days ago
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Caldwell Murchfield
19 days ago
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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What my brain heard listening to the New York story: Don't buy your fuses from Phantom, they don't work.
about 1 month ago
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Old man of the woods wakes up, realizes he doesn't have to stare out this window anymore, makes coffee.
about 2 months ago
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How many indigenous girls have gone
#Missing
since one missing white woman in Arizona has taken over the airwaves?
2 months ago
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Can someone tell me what type of rock this is. Found it sitting on top of the snow in the yard.
2 months ago
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Ray*mond Li*terally
2 months ago
#WhatStillPuzzlesMeIs
why it takes white people getting killed for you to care?
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USAAF B25's
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Without downloading, where are you at mentally:
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3 months ago
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If an NFL game goes into overtime, do the players get paid overtime?
3 months ago
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I think it's time for every hunter in Minnesota that owns a long gun to head to Minneapolis and pick out a good spot.
3 months ago
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SethFromThe716
3 months ago
Renee Nicole Good Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers! The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth. She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.
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I took 81mg aspirin on the advice of my doctor for years. I got a small nick on my right side while working in the woods. This little nick would not stop bleeding even after using all the "blood stop" I had. Ended up in the ER getting stitches.
3 months ago
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You're going to prosecute the wrong dick tator.
3 months ago
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Liz - it's not a loop, it's the end of the line
3 months ago
If you're still on Twitter just know that I'm absolutely judging you. Your staying means you're perfectly OK w/a 14yo girl being sexually assaulted, because that's what this is. Which tells me all I need to know about you. And if you're crying over the Epstein files too I know you're a hypocrite.
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If it's got snow, it counts as a Christmas movie?
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4 months ago
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𖤐Johnny👁⃤ 💙❤️💚
4 months ago
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
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The only proper use for a Packers blanket! Go Bills.
4 months ago
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How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
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4 months ago
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Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke. Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
4 months ago
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Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
4 months ago
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When the Mormon boy shot Charlie Kirk, why didn't trump ban all Mormons from leaving Utah? Because he was white.
#racist
#bigot
4 months ago
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We don't talk about Zero Units. Shhhh. Release the Epstein files.
5 months ago
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Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows. Makes coffee.
5 months ago
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Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline. Makes more coffee.
5 months ago
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Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant. Makes coffee.
5 months ago
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#TheMostRidiculousConfessions
. . . Are from our pets
5 months ago
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#TheMostRidiculousConfessions
. . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.
5 months ago
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#TheMostRidiculousConfessions
. . . Usually come when there's no torture, been my experience.
5 months ago
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Chris G 🏴
5 months ago
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions
Are what I heard in that box in church…..
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