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It’s time for a change and Ohio is ready for Democratic leadership with someone who’ll put the people first and fight for all Ohio citizens  Help @amyacton.bsky.social defeat Project 2025 supporter and former co-leader of DOGE, Vivek Ramaswamy   #LiveBlue  #ResistanceUnited #ONEV1 #RU26

Drop an older person you're going to turn into in the future.

Drop something RED 🌹🎸♥️🚗🍎

#WhenToFlipACoin When any round will do.

Why don't you make a deal with the Amazon Prime Bozo and take your league games there. All of them. #nba @nba.com

#WillingToPerformAtTrumpsFair Silent Aryan Warriors

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#WillingToPerformAtTrumpsFair Fine MAGA Cannibals

#WillingToPerformAtTrumpsFair Janey. All day, every day

#WillingToPerformAtTrumpsFair Elvis Presley

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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As soon as I merged onto the freeway some big ass Crown Vic was so deep on my ass I could feel him breathing. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

If you see this, post a tree(s)

If you see this, post a tree(s)

#ReasonsToKissAFrog Ran out of reasons not to.

#ReasonsToKissAFrog You live with seven dwarfs who have never seen a dentist.

#ReasonsToKissAFrog The frog is the only one who will kiss back.

#ReasonsToKissAFrog You ran out of weed.

Sum up 2026 in a sentence "There appears to be human remains on the runway."

#InsteadOfReleasingUFOFiles Release me...

#InsteadOfReleasingUFOFiles Release the bees!

#InsteadOfReleasingUFOFiles Release the pants

I live in the woods so

If you see this post a mighty morphing power ranger. Wrong answers only.

Post something random or you’ll have the exact same May as you will if you don’t post anything.

Post something random or you’ll have the exact same May as you will if you don’t post anything.

What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.

What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.

If you see this, post a bird!

If you see this, post a bird!

#WhenItsAllWorkAndNo play makes Jack a dull boy.

#YouDontHaveToTellALieTo Immigrate to Canada, but I'm gonna do whatever it takes.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif

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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif

"if you see this post your favorite pokemon" Wrong answers only

#WhatMakesMeScream When I have to change the batteries in the label maker every 20 years or so.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS LATTER

Some neurodivergent humans have to view pictures upside down in order to comprehend them.

Big Daddy @realfollowers.bsky.social

I have served I shall be of service

Old man of the woods wakes up at 6:00, takes pic out the window at 6:59.

If y'all have ever had a certain kind of mushroom you too have traveled farther than the four astronauts.

What the hell