Old man of the woods wakes up at 6:00, takes pic out the window at 6:59.

If y'all have ever had a certain kind of mushroom you too have traveled farther than the four astronauts.

What the hell

People stood in line all night for the grand opening of a gas station. A Gas Station. Ohio in a nutshell.

All of you blowhards will never know who the real basketball champion is until the men's final team plays the womens final team. Yawn.

Where's that govt check we were supposed to get?

The kids are playing "five nights at Epsteins" online

Is eve6 on here?

So your argument is that NASA wasted less money than Defense did so it's okay. Got it.

Wife has been at it again

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:

The Wolowitz waste disposal system wasn't designed to handle the heavy MAGA diet

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Post something random or yall will have a crappy April.

#ImNotAGoodActorBut I appeared in five space related films, shot at KSC, as an extra so I didn't have to be good.

I would tell you about coming from remote Northern UT, my 24 yrs in the AF, 12 of it working in spacecraft with the NRO. Also earned a MASc while serving, but you have comments disabled.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

What my brain heard listening to the New York story: Don't buy your fuses from Phantom, they don't work.

Old man of the woods wakes up, realizes he doesn't have to stare out this window anymore, makes coffee.

How many indigenous girls have gone #Missing since one missing white woman in Arizona has taken over the airwaves?

Can someone tell me what type of rock this is. Found it sitting on top of the snow in the yard.

#WhatStillPuzzlesMeIs why it takes white people getting killed for you to care?

USAAF B25's

Without downloading, where are you at mentally:

If an NFL game goes into overtime, do the players get paid overtime?

I think it's time for every hunter in Minnesota that owns a long gun to head to Minneapolis and pick out a good spot.

Renee Nicole Good Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers! The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth. She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.

I took 81mg aspirin on the advice of my doctor for years. I got a small nick on my right side while working in the woods. This little nick would not stop bleeding even after using all the "blood stop" I had. Ended up in the ER getting stitches.

You're going to prosecute the wrong dick tator.

If you're still on Twitter just know that I'm absolutely judging you. Your staying means you're perfectly OK w/a 14yo girl being sexually assaulted, because that's what this is. Which tells me all I need to know about you. And if you're crying over the Epstein files too I know you're a hypocrite.

If it's got snow, it counts as a Christmas movie?

How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.

The only proper use for a Packers blanket! Go Bills.

How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.

Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke. Does.Not.Make.Coffee.

Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.

When the Mormon boy shot Charlie Kirk, why didn't trump ban all Mormons from leaving Utah? Because he was white. #racist #bigot

We don't talk about Zero Units. Shhhh. Release the Epstein files.

Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows. Makes coffee.

Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline. Makes more coffee.

Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant. Makes coffee.

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Are from our pets

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Usually come when there's no torture, been my experience.

#TheMostRidiculousConfessions Are what I heard in that box in church…..