My Salome Dance of the Seven Veils. The Command Performance at the Vatican was a one off #WhatIWontDoInPublic

I mean, who carries $100 notes? Peasants perhaps #WhenYouDontHaveSmallChange

Mutantia #NewNamesForPokemonCreatures

Oh yes, I’m the perfect source for that 🙄 #WaysToSetAGoodExample

You were educated before 2000 #WhatHandwritingCanTell

#IExpressNegativeFeelingsBy 8am. After that everyone has had their coffee and couldn’t care less about your whining

#MeTryingToEatRight is like any government on earth: Deficits will ensue

Con Half Air #ChipsVarietiesInASongOrMovie

#WheneverINeedASnack I have to dip into the gold reserves. Today, you know it’s true

#EverytimeITellALie I get more popular with the troglodytes - The Trump Doctrine

Thereby hangs the rub

Not really. The right was be blocking every move she’d make.

Some Like It Too Fucking Expensive #SupermarketFoodInASongOrMovie

AI fans are parasites

If this involves anything but pasta, shame on you. Shame #BoiledFoodInASongOrMovie

The Joshua Pastry #ConfectioneryInMoviesAndSongs

There’s no ketchup ? Riotous escatic joyous dancing breaks out world wide #WhenTheresNoSauce

#ImKeepingMyEyesOn the person behind the post below. They’re obviously up to something

Oh that’s easy. They were fuming inside, waiting for their moment of revenge

And you say the game creators doin’t need constant supervision #ToSpitOutOrToSwallow

#GimmeAHorseAndIWill feel Triggered. Oh look it up

It’ll be in some Tesla monstrosity #WhenCowsCanFly

I’ve heard there’s a country that serves beans at breakfast. Beans! Not even the Visigoths were so cruel #WreckBreakfast

Anytime a millisecond after it was invented #WhenIsItTimeForIceCream

My Mare Lady #ChineseNewYearInASongOrMovie

Judas’s second not totally serious demand #OnlyIfYouGiveMePancakes

Searches for the 10 foot pole #BunFillingsInASongOrMovie

Judas’s not terribly serious first demand #OnlyIfYouGimmeGumdrops

Little candy severed heads #TheBestValentinesDayIdeas

#BlameSomeoneElseWhen ever possible - Keystones of Civilization page 1

Title of Trump’s unbelievably huge autobiography #WhatImNotAwareOf

Good. That word is horrifying, in an 18th century workhouse kinda way #WhenTheresNoPudding

The Cupid Anti-Artillery Gun is your best option #WhenIsLoveInTheAir

i am not a thing #ThingsToDoOnceAgain

We have to drink undecorated coffee like Neanderthals #WhenTheresNoLatte

#IfItWerentForInventors you wouldn’t be living in that undoubtably lovely box under the highway

Toe cymbals. Unquestionably #IfIWereToPlayAnInstrument

He returns for bloody revenge after Reece’s Pieces residue killed off his entire planet #PlotForASequelToET

Oh fudge #WhenThereAreNoBrownies

#IDontUseTheInternetFor anything super, information related and definitely none of this highway nonsense

My gold lamé tutu. It clashes with my bronze shoes and Mickey Mouse earrings #ClothesIDontLikeToWear

Not drinking the night before #OddRemediesForAHangover

This man will be murdered by his cats. Without doubt

Is America’s ball flinging ritual over? Good, now they can go back to kicking themselves in the balls

Such an age never existed my innocent one

Nothing. Nobody uses Siri. Nobody #WhatMyComputerSays

Hamster Steeplechase #TheOnlyGamesIWatch

#GimmePotatoesOrElse I’ll skin you. Metaphorically. Perhaps

My Charleston is unmatched #WhenIsItTimeToDance

Civilizations fall. Continents slide into the sea. Except any mint ice cream, even God hopes that runs out #WhenTheresNoIceCream