Some Like It Not #ASongOrMovieForStandards

#ImNotParticularAbout who’s on here. I let you slide without a justifiable peep

#GimmeChickenSoupAndIWill eat it. I’m boring but predictable

The rules of bowling, which defines the word inscrutable #ThingsIStillHaveToLearn

#SocialMediaIsNotMeantFor what it has been weaponized to become

Entirely too early #snow

#InsteadOfUsingWords which I mangle anyway, I prefer pure unadulterated cruelty - Trump

#GimmeCoffeeAndIWill dawn the veneer of civilization that holds the world together

You’ve Got Whale #BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie

Yeah, they want us to pay for it. Sheesh

Being paid #LittleDoesntMean anything you ungrateful bastards - Elon Musk as he rolls around naked on a trillion dollars

#ImOnlyStubbornWhen commenting. It’s in the terms of service. You doubt it? Fight me.

#IAlwaysActSmartExceptWhen I’m on here. I wouldn’t want to shame most of you.

#EatingHealthyDoesntMean you need the monetary output of a medium sized country to maintain it. But it’s damned close.

His employer sounds like he’s committing a war crime

X marks the spot #ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndWhileVoting

#BeingOriginalDoesntMean anything - AI marketing brochure

I Walk the Line Dancing #DanceTypesInASongOrMovie

#IDontGoAroundInCircles . The Earth does.

#ImNotACookieMonsterBut I would be if Disney weren’t so goddamn litigious

#ImNotAnAuthorBut I use ChatGPT so I shamelessly claim I am one

The new morality dartboard game from the makers of The Bible ™️ #IWonderIfIShouldOrShouldNot

#GimmeTreatsAndIWill fake appreciation. I know how Halloween works

#IDeserveACandyFor every nice thing I’ve said about Trump. Look, my collection is enormous

#ifYouCantFindItOnTheInternet make it up. AI is based on it.

AI fans have no taste, exhibit A

This stretching the definition of “decent actors” to its breaking point

Random strangers in the subway? People in line for a Papal mass? The mind boggles #WhenINeedACuddle

#ImNotACartoonFigureBut I have been told I belong in a cell

#GimmeChocolateAndIWill be appeased. Until it’s finished

#IMayKnowLittleBut far littler than your wildest imagination

#HowNotToBeLikeTheRest - article from popular website with readership of millions

#GimmeCheeseOrElse more cheese. This is negotiable

What vicious slander of Indiana. Only 40% do it #OddUsesForPumpkins

#ImMakingADifferenceBy amounts that would defeat an electron microscope

#WhenGivenAChoice a streaming music service sheds a tear

Bratwurstatouille #AllAboutSausagesInASongOrMovie

#ThatEndOfTheWeekFeelingIs fleeting, an illusion, a mirage

A little something from the Louvre. Opps, I’m such a chatterbox #WhatIAlwaysTakeWithMe

#EvenSmartPeople exist, contrary to all evidence

Nothing is too shameless ~ AI marketers

Meatloaf. Ok not a band, but hideous regardless #TheMostOverratedBandsOfAllTime

You mean like all of them? #HornyHorrorNovels

Hunny, they’ve discovered a new definition of Pathetic

#MyMindsetSays nothing. I’m not hearing voices. Yet.

#IKeepMyselfWarmBy scrolling American posts here. I’m fuming in no time

You did slap them, right? Please tell me you slapped them

#WhatINeedToAdjustIs my language concerning Trump, from formally a tad disturbed to fucking insane. Expect fewer adjustments

Ottomans #ASongOrMovieForAllFurniture

#AccordingToMyEvaluation your interest in my evaluation is zero