Play it again Clam #ShellfishMealsInASongOrMovie

#ItsNoneOfYourBusinessSo of course I post about in copious amounts but still get mad if you comment on it

Old McDonald’s conglomerate bought up farms C E C E O With some chemicals here, some robots there Here some gouging, there some gouging, everywhere some profiteering Old McDonald get so rich, and you? S T A R V E #ASongOrMovieForBusiness

#MyBestBellyDance at the Vatican got me my first excommunication. I’m going for the set.

Darth Sol #TheSunInASongOrMovie

Riders of Rohan, what news from the trade mark? #BrandNameSongsOrMovies

#InsteadOfReleasingUFOFiles how about a handy guide on how to remove the wretched old fascists that appears to be popping up like weeds

Get Track #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutTrains

You have some in there. We know it #WhenThereAreNoCupcakes

#ImNotASmartAssBut as you’re the most gullible creature on this good earth, you’ll actually buy that

#MyFavouriteDrinksAre potable. Oh look it up

Shhhhhh! You’re threatening social media’s entire business model #WhenComplainingDoesntHelp

Oh you scamp #FoundInMyPackage

Pistols at dawn. Google, you have besmirched my honour. This can not stand #InsteadOfPasswords

#MyWorkOfArtIs kinda like this

#WhatYouSeeIsWhatYou are told to see

#ImNotBeingGrumpyBut the algorithm beats me if I smile

Marketing tagline for the only things robots will be sold for #DisrobeARobot

Ignore me #TheBestAdviceIGive

The earldom is up for grabs kids #WhenThereAreNoSandwiches

#TodayIsRevengeOfTheFifthSo you have to watch the prequels straight through. No breaks. Hell will seem a garden party after.

#IfTheForceIsWithMe then I am with the Force…hold on, there are Disney lawyers at the door

#TodayIsStarWarsDaySo what. It didn’t get to Canada until June

Wasn’t disco Star Wars enough? Make one further attempt and you’ll be wrestled to the ground and forcibly subdued #IconicStarWarsInASongOrMovie

Grape Juice Plus #MyFavouriteJuiceIs

#ImNotGoodWithWordsBut cranberry

You have favorites, Imelda? #MyFavouriteShoesAre

#MyFavouriteCartoonsAre these. Accept no substitute

#IfItIsForFree then it’s air. Your fellow humans have managed to put a price tag on everything else

The stronger the “medicine” the more likely you’re going to take a lively dive into the lake #IncludeDiveMedicineLively

#YouDontHaveToTellALieTo enter politics. But good lord it helps

So anywhere between 1980-89 then? #OnlyOnBadHairDays

A Yoko Ono fronted accordion band #WhatsNotMusicToMyEars

#OnlyCartoonFiguresCan rival the American president in pettiness

#ClothesIChooseToWear are ultimately decided by a tiny handful of people who actually take catwalks seriously

#MyBestDanceMoves people to tears. Of despair

#IMakeAWishWhenever seashells align perfectly on the shore 😉

Blueberry Velvet #IconicFruitPiesInASongOrMovie

#BeingBraveDoesntMean cowering in a gold encrusted ballroom

One Croak Over The Line #ASongOrMovieForFrogs

#MyCodeLanguageSays very little. Morse the pity.

#WhenINeedPampering I avoid the rabble here, you vipers

A Day in the Lifesavers #IconicSweetsInASongOrMovie

#ImNotGoodAtTellingStoriesBut you knew that already if you were paying even an iota of attention

#TheOnlyDesignIKnow was stolen from you - AI “artist”

Well, we’ve reached the moon. Um yes, just our moon…Stop laughing #TellAnAlienAllAboutEarthlings

#WhatNeedsRebuildingIs your reputation, but I fear there are just not enough cranes

If you use the word “only” I have to assume you’re a flat earther. At least #TheOnlyAstronomyIKnow

This desecration led me to stop watching Star Trek

#TheOnlyFashionIFollow is the justifiable frowning upon of wearing a muumuu in church. They clash with the bishop