#PorkInASongOrMovie We're Jamón, Jamón 🎵

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm I was awash with a mixture of calm & horror as I realized that those opposable thumbs were being used to rip apart the whole car to get to the food cooler in my trunk!

I don't oppose a good time, provided the mixture makes me calm and not TOO agitated. 🥃 #IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm Though blithely I oppose A myriad of foes, Beneath my calm I feel instead An odd mixture of lust and dread.

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm There have been mixed reactions to the leader of the Opposition's performance at PMQs recently. Many would prefer a calmer Badenoch

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm - Calm down, Chico. - I oppose thee and thy Christ! Vile eunuch! Thou art father of none! Thy holy water is a mixture of tears and lies!

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm I approach the opposing forces with a mixture of calm and fear, also a mixture of drugs that is pretty good, pretty, pretty good.

When I was a kid, I got a bit pushy playing hide and seek at a friend's house, when what I thought was a perfect hiding spot was already taken by a bee hive. I must've gotten hundreds of stings from it, and it was a long road to recovery from the trauma. #IncludeStingRoadPushy

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm The campaigners opposed to the redevelopment used a mixture of arguments to try to preserve much of the old town. The day of the hearing came & they presented arguments in a calm and convincing manner. Convinced that they had won but hadn't waged on corruption winning t'day

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm Tongo is a frantic Ferengi gambling game which requires both a calm head & nerve in equal measure. Many Salvationists oppose the presence of the game on space stations. That's what many claim though they also 'dislike' Ferengis intensely wanting no mixture of the races.

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm Dolly Mixture were/are a selection of dinky little sweeties for tots & bigger babies. They'd stuck a pacifier in the big dummie's gob to calm him down as he'd thumping his desk in frustration at the absence of his fave candies. Opposed to nuking us all call doordash granny

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm A calm settled on the relationship which had been a mixture of love and hate for the couple. Though they often held opposite opinions they'd unite to oppose anything threatening any of their families. The most recent threat was that his mother was threatened to be deported.

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. oppose 2. mixture 3. calm Do your best to be creative. And most importantly, have fun with it! Let’s go! #HashtagGame

Nothing brightens my day, puts a spring in my step, has me whistling a jolly tune quite like this type of news. Rest in piss fuckface.

@tommycoynebn1.bsky.social you going back today?

Kasamatsu Shirō (Japanese, 1898–1991) "Night Rain at Shinobazu Pond", 1938. Woodblock Print, 38.6 × 26.5 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Virginia Oldoini, Countess of Castiglione (1837-1899), Italian aristocrat & pioneering figure in the early history of photography #WomensArt

@tommycoynebn1.bsky.social presumably on your travels www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E-g...

Celeste Roberge’s sculpture “The Weight of Grief” #art

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I'm off to #York on Monday. Apart from the obvious (Minster*, Jorvik Centre, Railway Museum, etc.), does anyone have suggestions for places that I should take in? *a colleague has asked me to give the statue of Constantine 🖕 because of how his Christian beliefs buggered English pagans (I think)

oh yes,

#IncludeStingRoadPushy Not to sound pushy, but if there really are bees in your car that might sting you, you should definitely pull off the road as soon as possible and flail around like this.

#IncludeStingRoadPushy I'm on a road to nowhere. Not today anyway as I'm not shifting from the house. It's nice outside but I'm a miserable get and prefer the interior and staring aimlessly at the screen. Not especially pushy on myself to go to the shops or do the physio exercises. Now 4 a bee sting

#IncludeStingRoadPushy Pushy people are more likely to succeed. The fact it might be at the expense of better qualified and able people matters not a jot. The only aim is barging others out of the road. Onwards and upwards to make the big sting.

#IncludeStingRoadPushy The stinger was thrust into the road to baffle the speeding quarry. The tyres deflated and the suspect decided his game was up. Unbeknownst to the chasing coppers the dealer had flung his drugs whilst cornering earlier in the incident. Pushy McGregor was only done 4 speeding

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeStingRoadPushy Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. sting 2. road 3. pushy Other than that, there are no rules! Be creative and have fun with it! #HashtagGame

Hello everyone! I’ll be hosting a game of #Include3Words, starting in 15 minutes! I hope to see you then! Follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social to keep up with all the #HashtagGames here on Bluesky!

googly's game is on again

shocker www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#ImNotGoodAtWordsBut I’m good at gestures.

This is how a dictatorship takes hold. Judges should be free from political pressure so they can apply the law justly and without outside influence.

Oh yeah. How bout the Epstein files?

@tommycoynebn1.bsky.social Jeez, you aint been on this all that long and you've already done a 1000 posts.

@tommycoynebn1.bsky.social This is very unlike you. You've usually done your games 3 or 4 hours ago. I hope you're just having a lie in. If we were all younger I'd just think you'd just had a heavy/late night or scored.

Yomping through the countryside last night.

Reform are so flipping incompetent that they can't even get my councils name correct. It's South Tyneside council, not South Shields. How anyone can think this lot could run a bath let alone a council is beyond me. www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy Come ply with me my family trade and we shall be roomies!

Introducing the Christler Comply, our Most Roomy Family Minivan yet! Take it to any approved location on your yearly day of vacation and enjoy a selection of our Dear Leader's finest speeches with our custom in-skull radio. Remember Citizen, Compliance Is Mandatory! #IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy I asked ChatGPT for a twenty word story that includes those words. This is what it came up with. Kind of creepy. Reluctantly I comply as my family moves into a strangely roomy cabin, where whispers echo and shadows refuse to leave.

Its roomy interior and rich, Corinthian leather surrounds your family with luxury, and its handling will comply flawlessly. The Chrysler Cordoba #IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy

that cupboard near the pan seems a bit hostile.

They barely complied with building codes, and none of the accommodations were enough for an entire family, but Mother had a nice, roomy space of her own in the fruit cellar. #IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy Please comply with the seatbelt rule in your roomy family van in case you go for a tumble.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy Roomy enough for a family of some. Does not comply with occupancy regulations.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy Never go against the family, those who do not comply may be afforded less roomy accomodations.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy Comply with me, comply, comply with me. Ditch your family, and we shall be roomies.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy My comely family's compelled to comply completely to Comfort Inn's comportment cum roomy, comfy couches. "Cum" connoting "as", not "cum" as compared to cum one can come upon on comfy couches as johnnies-come-lately can.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy The Family of Blood should have complied with The Doctor's orders instead of choosing to spend eternity in his roomy box.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy I noticed your roomy, super-sized SUV still looks quite cramped with family members. How about you comply with the orders I scrawled on your window?