Beside the Sea, 1967 Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008) 66 × 75,5 cm Finnish National Gallery #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Does my bum look big in this?

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic An apple hung on the tree dramatically out of my reach. Botherations, it looked so good that I could have been arrested for the desires I had. I wasn't the only ones as some kids out scrumpying grabbed the blighter among others. How did I know? I saw them scurrying off.

Dramatic final moments in the apple bobbing world finals, Bill was substituted for Wendy as Bill was tired and wanted arrest.. #IncludeArrestAppleDramatic

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic I doubt there were arrests of those who pilfered the Beatle's Apple Boutique. Kinda ironic considering it was on Baker Street. I suppose it would be whimsically dramatic if Sherlock Holmes took the case but imagine he too might have been too spaced out on his hashpipe.

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Cough, splutter, urgh! wasn't being overly dramatic choking on a morsel of naan and curry I tried to gulp down in the pub. I was desperate for the loo but more interested in dislodging my equivalent of Sleeping Beauty's apple. I thought a barmaid might but arrested me.

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. arrest 2. apple 3. dramatic Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words! #HashtagGame

this week's will be in about 30 mins

#ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic Now is the winter of our Disco tent

@stigjones1.bsky.social going onto bandcamp might have turned up summat that you might like-good reviews on the pages anyhow soundcaboose.bandcamp.com

@stigjones1.bsky.social by eck lad. just looked at your bandcamp page-you've busy-very busy. i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.

Apparently the dementia handlers supporting Trump haven't told him that Bolsonaro is in a Brazilian jail cell right now.

#IncludeRestrainRingLate I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...

#IncludeRestrainRingLate Too late to save my teeth as once the crown goes they are unsalvageable due to heavy caries damage. My toothpaste's 'ring of confidence' went long ago due to negligence and no restraint on consuming sweeties on my part. Suppose nights of falsies smiles in glasses await?

#IncludeRestrainRingLate The restraints bit deep into the prisoner's wrists and were their own form of slow torture. They were known to loosen tongues or kill those who were unfortunate enough to experience their ring's grasp. If they resisted too long before spilling beans it would be fatally late

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeRestrainRingLate Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. restrain 2. ring 3. late Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow! #HashtagGame

In 15 minutes, I’ll be hosting a game I call #Include3Words! Everyone is invited to play! I provide 3 randomly selected words, and you try to use all 3 in a creative way. You can set a scene, make a joke, write a poem - whatever! Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!

#IncludeSpinMonthBright Last month I went to a rave. The dj was spinning some hardcore EDM. All of the sudden, the beat and bright flashing lights became too much, and I had a seizure. I'm too old for that shit

Arthur ascended the spiral staircase to the tower room to check the world was still spinning. A job he repeated every month. He unlocked the giant oak door at the top and entered, bright light from the large oval viewing window briefly blinding him… he was in for a surprise. #IncludeSpinMonthBright

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

@stigjones1.bsky.social If you don't know her it sounds right up your street www.liverpoolphil.com/whats-on/con...

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1060 🌟 Length Score: 69% 🚀 Letter Score: 9 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄷🄾🄻🄳

#Include3Words #IncludeLimitRiverUseful Knowing the flood limit of the banks can be useful when building near a river

#IncludeLimitRiverUseful Nowt is a useful rhyme there which is no help for a verse or two kinda limiting to saying this and that which flows like a river to the ear no, it's more like a muddy puddle but don't splash or let a dog in have i reached the height of mcgonigal or whoever??

#IncludeLimitRiverUseful People often say make yourself useful, but they soon learnt asking me was a no no as my help was no help at all. A klutz you say, yes indeedy a limitless impediment to doing owt. Good job I don't do anything critical to society like helping to stemming rivers in flood.

#IncludeSurviveBroomMuddy I was lucky to survive the witch's broom test drive. Ended up in a muddy ditch! Great karaoke though: "You're at the age of not believing, there's something wonderful in you!"

Oh, Trump was on the ballot alright.

@robertarnol.bsky.social daily.bandcamp.com/scene-report...

@stigjones1.bsky.social may be more mommasoccer's kind of thing-but quite catchy hanglinton.bandcamp.com/album/badbad...

#IncludeSurviveBroomMuddy Maybe @stigjones1.bsky.social can wise me up? Didn't they rustle up a Tea chest bass with not much more than a broom handle, some nails and a string and skiffle up some twangs to accompany guitars and wotnot else. A ruckus of fun of fun knocking out surviving muddy blues or

#IncludeSurviveBroomMuddy I survived my only live gig by playing shaky versions of dust my broom & a Muddy Waters song ...Possibly a true story🤥

Thee Headcoats (Billy Childish) - Girl From '62 ('Vivre sa Vie' trailer) youtu.be/LOiWIeteAOg?...

@stigjones1.bsky.social you'll know kevin coyne(from pillows and prayers-bare minimum) and probs his bluesy stuff etc- seems your sort of stuff www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmRE...

@stigjones1.bsky.social no wordle yet stig

We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who are criminals... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who entered the country illegally... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't speak English...

Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.

A Dictionary of Words Invented to Name Emotions We All Feel, But Don’t Yet Have a Name For: Vemödalen, Sonder, Chrysalism & Much More

#Poetry #Poem #BlueskyPoetry #LewisCarroll The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll

#IncludeWinkWingFalse Oh dear, here's another 1. Any good ideas just aren't swinging my way but do they ever. Christine will be happy if I can make something that makes coherent sense for a change. Jeez, we can but hope as then it will be the only thing that made sense this week and that aint false

#IncludeWinkWingFalse Lack of sleep catches up with you. Forty winks often isn't enough. When you're dog tired you need more than a catnap or else you make lousy analogies like like. I need a power nap or a bloody good sleep. In the meantime I have a red bull giving me wings which I think's false.

It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeWinkWingFalse Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. wink 2. wing 3. false Be creative and have fun with it! Check out other people’s posts if you need to see how it’s done! #HashtagGame

Need a little break from the politics and serious stuff? Play #Include3Words with me in 15 minutes! I provide a verb, noun, and adjective. You try to come up with a post that includes them all. It’s a fun creative exercise! Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!

#MusicChallenge #KillerTunes Day 16: Ghostface - Scream Lonnie Holley - Down in the Ghostness of Darkness music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fK...