Oh HELL yes

4 songs I love that start with M Comment if you want a letter, too!

Deftones is my weakness

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

My OC, Mr. Business Bannana Credit to @ibzy.co.uk for the prompt

I have to do everything around here

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate! #rexmanning

Cover your buds, cause they're about to get nipped!!

dear DOGE, as requested, the five things I accomplished this week: 1. Made the poison 2. The poison for Kuzco 3. The poison specifically chosen to kill Kuzco 4. Kuzco's poison 5. That poison?

rob zombie is short for robert zombert

If anyone other religious group tried to push their religion onto "Christians" the way that they do to everyone else, they would be burning cities to. the. ground.

I wish I could listen to Dark Side of the Moon for the first time again.

I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.

Tonight's soundtrack:

Safeguard NPR and PBS funding!This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/do...

Hubs pointed out that I toured a preschool on the same day that I attended my first HOA meeting. Guess that makes me a real mom now.

Your honor, I would like to request a 10 minute snack recess or this hangry bitch is going to end up in contempt of court... respectfully.

We have too many songs about women being heart breakers and not enough about us being leg breakers.

Dance of the Mushroom Frog

The FIRST thing you should do is Google their business name and see if they have their own website, but if they don't THEN do this thing 💜

How to tell if he likes you. #1. He leaves little surprises to brighten your day.

Throwback to when I created this gem. If you made one, throw it in the comments. #bernie #mittens #meme

Parental Log Day 1,661: Toddler unable, or unwilling, to hear the phrase "All done. Time for bed." Repetition yields no results.

My baby and husband are playing Barbies, and I'm the jukebox singing Shania Twain, so the barbies have something to dance to on their girls' night out.

POV: you're the Latina wife who spent an hr cooking the cheesy enchiladas and delicious arroz y frijoles watching this post pop off like 👀

If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only!)

My husband under his breath as he exits the room: 🎶Where you lead, I will follow, anywhere..."🎶 #gilmoregirls

¿Porqué no los dos?

A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

Art by Jon Brophy

Winter Soltice, baby! Blessed be. #wintersolstive #solstice #LOTR

omg they even ate the bones

give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.

Me rn af

"Congratulations" on your "baby".

People are out here wasting their money on cyber trucks when they could buy one of these guys for far less. smdh

I suffer from a severe case of clutzism.

Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

When I drop “ubiquitous” in the group chat

My toddler after asking her if the cartoon character on the screen is supposed to be an animal or a vegetable.

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

I was complaining about having something in my eye, so my hubs told me to take my finger out of it, and now it feels much better.