The desire to repeat everything I say or hear as Allan Red after catching up on Smiling Friends

Y'all remember Skeet from Saved by the Bell? Yeah

Licking the forbidden sugar off the artificial Christmas plants

Watching wholesome children's TV shows at 12:30am

Isn't "off by heart" an odd phrase

The sun is making that noise again!

Finally, we've hit peak marketing

I hate it so much!

Campaigning to embarrass the youth by yelling "sixty seven" everywhere

You can now get your copy of @jacobgeller.com's "How A Game Lives" at retail stores in the UK and US! @harpercollins.bsky.social's more compact version fits under any Christmas tree... but only if you're good this year!🎄

Things are going to be okay

Gimme some your lovin' And a hug and kiss or two

Secret Santa Jam 2025🎄 Write a letter to Santa🎅 Receive a random letter 📬 Make a game for someone! 🎁 December 5th - December 21st itch.io/jam/secret-s...

Did something crawl in your ass and LIVE? my love

Nothing scarier than a man made of flies

Trying to sneak some Zee's on the sofa, but the baby has other ideas. "WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP!"

In all my experience of the Monster Hunter franchise, the monsters never really required much hunting

Do you want to play a game?

Bug man > crab man #Usurped

Dear softplay. I'm looking for something to do to entertain my toddler, at a previously unknown time at which I've finally got her ready and out. So no, I obviously haven't booked

Seasoned wok ✅ Seasoned spatula ✅ Seasoned chopping board ✅

Out of context baby quotes: "sometimes skin is hard to put on"

Started making a silly little spooky game for @bellatrellia.bsky.social because I know she hates being chased (in games or irl) but it's kinda grown into a more 'complete' game. If anybody is interested in seeing some or playing it, let me know I guess?

Still trying to bring back "I wot"

Tapping your friend on the shoulder then holding your finger near their eye (so it pokes it when they turn). That's a real childhood

Ok Guillermo, pretty good job. But where the fuck was Igor?

I don't necessarily think that No Country For Old Men is a bad movie, but it's so long I always fall asleep reading the title

My keyboard (like many others I assume) does the unhinged thing of offering me a sticker of any short phrase I type if I end it with ! Or ?

So who here likes stuff? Anyone?

Haribo should make a cake bar

Charles De Gaulle bladder

Oh here we go!

"YouTuber" and "arrested" are the best words to see in a headline

Ring doorbell? Yeah that's how they work

Next big thing is gonna be moonvirus. You don't want to know what happens if you catch it

The French call potatoes "apple from the floor"

Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...

D-d-d-d-did I stutter?

Ask your local restaurant for the "Romeo and Juliet chicken" You're welcome

Hello, police? Yeah, snakeroot logged on again

What's your favourite cat?

They should invent a chicken without bone or gristle

Wello, horld!

Please excuse me, I appear to be soup and the baby is using a shoehorn to drink me

I'm sorry I can't make it tonight, my gran's been diagnosed with halitosis 😢

I give the can a little shake to see if there's any left. As I bring the room temperature liquid to my lips, I wonder: is this today's?

This guy deserves more work

Jellous adjective /ˈdʒel.əs/ To be jelly like

Boiling up a batch of eggs for later, but leaving one raw

My scratch disks are full. FUCK!