This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Sensors indicate we recorded an incredible episode for June last night! Launch a class 1 probe to stay tuned!

go see i love boosters

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social talked me into going on a stupid lil walk for our health and we were rewarded with this little dinosaur family

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

It took me nearly 20 years to pay off my student loans. I don't want the new generation of students to have student loans that they have to pay off. This is a minority position in the U.S. and speaks badly about this country.

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

Is there a more demoralizing feeling than realizing you don't get off work in 10 minutes, but one hour and 10 minutes?

Favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.

anyway once again I suggest that after It Happens™️ we all take a cool two weeks to keep the best jokes to the group chats so no one’s house gets firebombed and by then it seems likely they will all have moved on

eating pizza in my living room with my family, my good friends from space on my phone and my clever friends from the bbc on my television. Friday nights don't get much better than this.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

There's a lot of shit going on right now, so I'm going to try and focus on the people we are sending to the moon in about 1 hour.

A thought of "separating the art from the artist": It's a way to approach the work as an audience member, taking it entirely on its own terms. Just the art, regardless of what the artist might be like. It's not about money. If you buy it and the artist gets paid, you haven't separated shit.

The X-Men Animated series got me into X-Men, but Age of Apocalypse got me into comics. Cool art, amazing character redesigns, and a post-apocalyptic hellscape that was still driven by the hope to make the whole world better.

They were everywhere!

it's the most wonderful time of the year

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Just saw Project Hail Mary without having any idea what to expect beyond it being a movie where Ryan Gossling needed to go to space to save the world, and oh wow, it was a delight. Loved it.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Sing a song of sixpence A pocket full of (Beastie Boys) RYE

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

it's 55 degrees in Chicago so we're all legally obligated to go outside

Post a tree you photographed. It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.

Historically, Dorothy Day Locally, Jessie White

I'd add my own but this is perfect already.

so thoughtful of James Acaster to come to town on our anniversary. (and even more thoughtful of our friend to make sure we all got incredible seats tonight!)

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

if you vote here in Cook County, check out the #GirlIGuess guide. I've used it to help inform my voting for the past few years and I can't recommend it enough!

Favorite song with a title at least 6 words long: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)

Reading the replies to this and the quote tweets, I'm not sure I know what a dad movie is. But I'm not sure that I have a favorite one.

And he WILL be brought to justice.

Daily #GirlKnight - 1/22/2026 Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.

I open tiktok when I want to watch a bunch of 30 second videos. Why is everyone doing 5 monute tiktoks now.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🐇<

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

if you saw me post this before i was ready no you didn't

@ologies.bsky.social This exchange with my wife earlier today felt very appropriate to the subject matter.

post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

There's only one good Christmas song and it's in Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. Thank you, Poppy Pipopapo <3 youtu.be/4ikxXWfe-1Q?...

Happy Thursday to those who celebrate!

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet