every company in 2025

Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life

Mood

young male coworker: what do you think of this stat that says in '71, 91% of women married by age 24? me: I think you should look up in what years women were allowed to get bank accounts alone, open lines of credit, and when the equal opportunity employment act was passed him, googling: hey wtf

Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.

been thinking about this one since yesterday

Virulently opposed to November snow except for scenes like this

Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.

I have been angry all day about the jackass customer with a Steven Segal ponytail that told me to "be a good sport and do it anyway" when I told him I wouldn't commit a food safety violation for him.

Of course

🚨Infant Botulism Outbreak linked to ByHeart Baby Formula🚨 Whole Nutrition Infant Formula: Lot: 206VABP/251261P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026") Lot: 206VABP/251131P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")

sometimes you think "oh I could probably stay another half hour to get ahead on stuff I have to take care of tomorrow & Monday" and then sometimes a customer complains that there are too many seeds in the bread named for having a lot of seeds in it and you realize you have to go home immediately

Chicago Public Library's budget cuts would mean losing HALF of the materials budget. It would mean losing 90 staff members. Cop budget's fine, though.

Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"

🥹🥲🫶🏽 Can confirm ✨

Our gyro

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

oh thank god

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

So many people I hate are so unhappy.

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

There are more of us than there are of them.

hopefully resounding Cuomo loss is an obvious enough signal that even Rahm Emanuel can perceive it

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

masterful endorsement, sir

an incredibly fitting tribute to a shitstain of a human

i have a couple guesses

I can't believe this is how I found out Dick Cheney died. rest in piss!

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

drop something orange

@politestmenace.bsky.social they're here! they're so cute! and the calendar itself is really nice 👍

Holy cow. Look at the moon, Chicago!

I daresay I would even go to the house of blues, if it came to it (what a dare to throw out to the universe 😬)

Out on patrol. ICE very active on the far North Side including Edgewater and Lincoln Square. Multiple abductions. Vulnerable folks should get off the street if they can. Street vendors should be bought out, landscapers warned. If you’re in Chicago and you’re not ICE watch trained, pls get trained.

Chicago Sunset

if the sun must set before 5 the least it can do is put on a show

truly inconceivable that this is how he's being recognized

our neighbors have this giant tree in their back yard and sometimes we get these perfect tiny leaves in our yard in the fall. (it also dumps a truly obscene amount of leaves into our yard but whatever.)

I'm sorry People Magazine. I was unfamiliar with your game

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

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