there are 4 conversations happening, one vacuum cleaner running, the sound of a truck backing up, a video playing on someone's screen, the phone is ringing, an overhead page happening, and a coworker just asked "wait, who is St*ph*n Mill*r?" I would like to take a mulligan on today

What movie do you consider perfect?

the joke of Bart Simpson

yeah sounds right

It’s rough out there but tiny Emmy will always be here for you. 💚 #DragonAge #EmmrichVolkarin

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

THIS SHIT DOESNT NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET OR HAVE A CLOUD ACCOUNT

My favorite sign of the night.

there's no way he's using a media player. he's just putting on the country station, maybe classic rock if I'm lucky.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

For chemical irritants: Use the recipe below for DIY Sudecon wipes. Apply only to the skin. For eyes, water or saline only. Use a car key to poke a hole in a bottle of water. Tilt the head to the side, and aim the jet at the inside corner of the bottom eye.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

This guy with a "LICK MY BUTTHOLE FEDS" sign has been standing on top of his car this whole time. Confirmed at least one protester snatched by ICE in the chaos.

I am begging national media not to recycle this narrative and pay attention to the local reporting on the ground like @thetriibe.com There’s video. There’s pictures. This was no riot.

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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

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The widely accepted narrative that Trump "chickened out" on Chicago is completely incorrect. ICE's incursions are getting worse here every day.

@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social is currently showing our 17 year old this video and informing him that he can vote in the March Primary since he'll be 18 by November and I don't know if there's a better way to grab the youth vote in this household

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

there used to be politicians in their 40s

why is he like this (it's because I let him be ridiculous)

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

As a bisexual moron, I unironically love this take.

Reading this on loop today.

If you're in a position to donate to @katmabu.bsky.social , now is the time. She's trying to be a leader for the people, but needs our help. In a field of 20, she has more in-district supporters than all of opponents combined. I think she'd make an amazing Congresswoman. youtube.com/shorts/Dq_HC...

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

We used to be a country. a proper country.

i guess not I'm surprised that Ken Jennings is really good here, i just wouldn't have predicted the host of Jeopardy being a voice of moral courage on this specific issue.

gods I wish

:: guys with a time machine :: bro lol get his bro one day shit is so fucked you agree with Karl Rove, anyway here's a price chart of bitcoin for the next 20 years it's bullshit but whatever man, good luck love you bro

What’s at stake here is free speech. Across the board, we’ve seen the Trump administration use the power of government to go after anybody who’s criticized them — and in this case, Jimmy Kimmel. We need to all stand up and speak out.

Today I: explained (lol) Trisha Paytas to my husband & gamer gate (& some current events from last week) to my 14 year old, napped a bit, baked some banana bread, fought with the CVS vaccine scheduler, & now I'm reading one of my least favorite characters reinforcing my opinion of him. What a day.

Bystanders chased off ICE agents today in one location in Chicagoland. It was a brutal day in Chicagoland with a widely cast net of quick snatch and grab operations. Rapid response teams and reporters are stretched thin. But this story broke through as a success story for the good guys!

more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now

ah, well

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Unmute this immediately, trust me

Trans rights are human rights.

I love churros

Frank Miller, 1979.

Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween

the millennials yearn for precedented times

"New Conservative Think Tank Wants to Accelerate the Destruction of the Democratic Party."

it has been quite some time since the ol asthma triggered a steroid treatment and holy hell I don't remember the side effects of "it is 400 degrees in this house and also I never need to sleep again"