Nothing is more depressing than watching young artists give other young artists advice like “only use one colour palette in everything you do to have a more recognizable brand” and “draw everything with a target audience in mind”

Fuck AI. Fuck Barnes and Noble. Buy from indie authors and bookstores.

my gf who never watched ofmd found the doggy with blackbeards face on it sticker and asked if that's karl marx HAHAH

diva down

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

1-2 slots are still up for grabs!

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Habe heute wieder eine meiner Fensterkatzen im Grätzl gesehen, so ein unendlich liebes Tier. 🥹 #KatzenContent

offering commissions again! nsfw welcome. also pls let me know if you're on my waiting list and i forgot to contact u ;u; <3

#projecthailmary Rocky love hug, statement!

Maelstrom Artisan MTG: Secrets of Strixhaven AD: Ovidio Cartagena Oil on Board, 20x14.75

Umbreon

i hate queer dating what do you mean she gifts me a tamagotchi and we booked a trip to amsterdam 😭 /pos

hydrangea garden 🐕🌿✨ commission for @fullerbay.bsky.social 😊 #art #traditionalart #cozyart

I’ve never seen anyone more beautiful

millennials telling you the most concerning fucking childhood memories anyone's ever heard:

Happy Valentines from Maria and Pi! It’s been so crazy and busy since the year started! So here’s the animation I did last year for now. I have so much I want to share with the girls in 2026 and I can’t wait to show yall. Thanks for all the love and support and have a wonderful weekend♥️ D.

Not a lot of new stuff from me bc of tons of work BUT HOW COULD I NOT DRAW THEM FOR V DAY 💕

Desperately looking for anyone in Scotland to foster a 2 year old female cat named Bambi. Incredibly affectionate and friendly. Indoor-only. Whether temporary (a few weeks) or longer term. She's going to be put to sleep otherwise -- due to a heart issue that won't affect her for another 12 months

Happy Valentines Day! 🩷 (Slightly reworked older sketch) #ofmd

happy valentine’s day 💘💘💘

no wee con for me this year sadly bc I'll be in japan 💔

his girby

OFMD where everything is the same except Ed wears a candy necklace instead of the pearls

Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

had another fun date and she brought me so many thing and also toys for the cats bc Maki had a scary vet appointment 😭 i am having feelings

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

sorta slow with commissions rn, apologies! the last stretch of my thesis takes more than I thought but i will make more time for it!

His name is Ed. He's messy. And a bit selfish. He's a little broken. He has so much love for everyone but himself. He's tired and sad and is acting out about it. He loves to play. He loves beautiful and soft things. He made me feel seen. I cherish this character. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

when i say ed teach could do anything to me i mean it. he could stab me in the face and I'd be like "ok beautiful, whatever you say :)"

2nd date, she gave me another cat 😭 plus pirate minigolf!

My assignment for Winona Nelson's SmArtschool class: Choose a favorite book and illustrate a cover for it. I picked "The Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, and my goal was to capture a similar bittersweet tone as the novel has.

went on a fun date yesterday, look what she gave me as a gift 😭

my loves, i have finally put my OFMD stickers up for preorder! they will stay open until feb 20th! get all the kitty eds before germany gets even more tariffs lol ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb

bone temple was niceee i liked it a lot!

the memory of danxing to the chain with pirate friends when wee con ended is haunting me today 😭❤️

Hey. No one is secretly mad at you. Go have a snack. You’re beautiful. You’ve got this.

He peeping

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I missed drawing ed having a good time ❤️ working on the next pattern exclusive!

You are loved You are love

i just need to look at my baby boy. you understand

Short shorts are required in Jeff's Inn By The Sea's jam room. 🎹 (Comm for the wonderful @bookloverstede.bsky.social who answered my desperate call for Tony & the Kiki vibes.) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

bnuny.... #ofmdnsfw

i am cramps and eepy someone pls talk to me about ed teach

Have you ever wondered what the top non pirate occupations people give Ed on AO3? I have. So I present this to you all in case you share my wonder. #OFMD

Speaking of sad wanks after snorting rhino horn... #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD