And I am officially overwhelmed. Between the school work, the work-work, 4 (?) weeks battling various infections, Halloween prep, laundry, dishes, cleaning, bedtimes, squabbling, being touched out, online Roblox playdates, and just the non-stop demands, I am done. Check please.

"Oh this seems like a fun DS9 rewatch podcast!" (Repeated transphobia over the character of Dax while claiming to be a liberal podcast) "Why can't I have nice things?"

Keep it up lol

Kind of an emergency but I lost my job and really need help. I made good money but I support my wife and two kids so we are very much in trouble. I am fighting for our rights and community, and I really need help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...

They are arriving because of the mass mobilizations and they have figured out that Twitter isn't going to be the main space to monitor activity.

Protect your peace and block

In our non-DEI meritocracy, Larry Ellison's son bought CBS so that Bari Weiss could then put her sister on air.

J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI. MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?

So the kids that I am in grad school with seemingly do not know that I am trans. My general rule based on my perception has always been that 20% of people will clock me fairly immediately. 20% never will. And the other 60% figure it out eventually usually after a few weeks. It's been 2 months 1/2

There seems to be some confusion in some of the quotes of this post and in the comments. As of today, nothing has changed. This is not a ruling. It's actually a denial of cert meaning that the Supreme Court will not hear this appeal. It indicates something bad in the future but not in the present.

Audition - Asami is played by Miss Piggy

10 Comic characters to know me by... Jen Walters (She-Hulk) Carol Danvers (Capt. Marvel) Shelia Sexton (Escapade) Barbara Gordon (Batgirl /Oracle) Kamala Khan (Ms. Marvel) Patty Maloney (from FML) Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman) Patsy Walker (Hellcat) Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) Hank McCoy (Beast)

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia 2. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight 3. Do not lose at home to Northwestern on homecoming

This makes me sad. I loved her in so many movies.

Karen, you can do so much better than Matt and his drama. I, on the other hand, cannot. And besides I can change him.

Take the 2 minutes or so to watch this. I cannot stop crying. To see a politician so proudly and boldly speak about trans history and trans rights, in today's climate, feels revolutionary. It shouldn't but it very much does. 1/2

Everyone can retire their go-to comparisons to North Korea now. They are low-key racist and entirely unnecessary. If you want to compare the US to an authoritative state that lies to the public, you need to look no further than outside your window.

Meanwhile in #Portland

Took a break from the Supreme Court's ongoing horrorshow to focus on what really matters: how funny it is for a federal judge to decide, as a matter of law, that Drake lost the Kendrick Lamar beef

October comic book wall. Happy Halloween! 🎃👻

October comic book wall. Happy Halloween! 🎃👻

I'm going to show my kids the error tomorrow morning and I'm going to show them this snippet too. I'm going to tell them that even professional athletes can make costly mistakes and when they do they are sad about it too. I hope my kids internalize at an early age that it's okay to make mistakes.

Tell your friends not to be assholes to a baseball player bc he made a mistake. And to call it out if you see someone doing that.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Come on Bohm

This is fine 🐕🔥

Just two runs... That's all I ask. And maybe don't pop out on the first pitch

Sue and Reed to Namor: We saw you across the multiverse and really like your vibe.

Remember when the government used to send us COVID tests? That was clutch. Now all we get are secret police and the remnants of the Constitution. This post is brought to you by a sore throat and fatigue and not wanting to run out to the pharmacy when they open and our descent into authoritarianism.

I am just so fucking proud of her.

I have joint-custody of my two children and I would never leave them even if I had the means to leave the country which I do not. I am here until they start rounding us up and then I don't really have a good plan for after that.

I'm watching Freaky Friday (2003) with my daughter. It's a really fun experience... And a preview of future teenage squabbles.

Every issue of FML leaves me wanting more in the best possible way. I wish I could spend more time in this world. It's the kind of book that makes me wish I could peer around the corners of the panels to see more of these characters' lives. #FMLComix @davidlopez.bsky.social @kellysue.bsky.social

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

Me, thinking upon seeing frozen sausage in the freezer: Oh I didn't know we still had sausage. Maybe I'll make the kids and I a big breakfast when we are off for Yom Kippur. Wait, I can't have meat on Yom Kippur. My brain, chiming in: Girl, you're Irish Catholic and you're thinking of Good Friday.

FYI @jaketapper.bsky.social I don't know if you know but you can totally report on this now. You don't need to wait to put it in a book. And who knows maybe you'll sell some more Biden books!

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

@jane.meangirls.online thank you, thank you, thank you for your diatribe against the Rays Disney Princess bullshit. I saw those same comments and it made my blood boil. "Hahaha they are breaking the law in Florida." No, they're not. This is transphobia which is always government approved.

A sentient boomer chain email is president www.kgw.com/article/news...

All a girl wants is to have some previously unknown relative die and bequeath her a haunted mansion.

I'm praying that this latest shooter never met a trans person. Multiple people shot at Michigan church: Police - ABC News share.google/69MBEkeazwrj...

My daughter is on her third viewing of Fantastic Four since yesterday. 💙🤍4️⃣

president of the united states: i have ordered 300.000 soldiers to "go goblin mode" on ethnic minorities voters: oh my god please someone help us hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket