No way this cam be managed without immigration

Keep him there...

#MAGAtLife 'Idiocracy' went from dark humor to cautionary tale to documentary.

Going to finally get to the bottom of the mystery of who keeps shitting in my pants

Shapiro ordered the meal and now the bill is here and he’s patting his pockets.

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

A pedophile's private army is kidnapping your children

Pure evil nazi cunts

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.

What Thiel is saying about tax havens = what Altman is saying about copyright: "I can't be rich unless you let me steal from you." This is how Broligarchs differ from oligarchs of yore: the latter tried to hide their thievery; the Broligarchs trumpet their entitlement to steal as a natural right.

Nit one to yuck someone's yum, but massive side eye to adult wrestling fans..... 🤣

Lewis Miller's a bit of a dickhead, hey? #CANvAUS

Jagging goals against the run of play... popparoos heritage #CANvAUS

I've put the mock on him #CANvAUS

Circati is going to be at a much bigger club than Parma in 12 months time... #CANvAUS

Nuno.... now pezzolano... Managers performing well getting the sack Modern football is wild.. Wonder if this effects Nestory now... www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This is going to be interesting test for the socceroos, Canada are really strong atm #CANvAUS

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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People deciding they don't find you funny anymore isn't censorship. The first amendment doesn't guarantee you laughs or views on streaming or ticket sales. Be defensive or mad about it I guess, but that's not particularly funny either.

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

the portland chicken explains

Quite the meme...

"You guys are fucking stupid"

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Pope Leo is spitting. www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Happy Birthday Viduka 🎉

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

“People have been fighting us Nazis for 100 years.” (Everyone nods)

Deal

Look out, the Gravy SEALs have landed.

Whatta scoop! Note to in-house content folk: don't let corporate fear make you create completely asinine stuff.

Why not 11,800, or a nice even 12k?

Another confirmation of the "everyone is twelve now" theory.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION. "Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE. Fuck you - fuck you again.

This has to be the MOST cynical attempt to pretend individuals hold equal responsibility for climate change as corporations I've ever seen. I mean, who can say who's worse: tech billionaires draining earth's water and electricity for AI data centers or selfish people trying to breathe?

As explained by @juliusgoat.bsky.social ...

Another one for the "you can't say anything anymore" crowd...

It’s almost disorienting to see something this nakedly wonderful put in place by a non Scandinavian Western government in 2025. Way to go Ireland.

Death penalty for people who can't fucking merge in traffic... Domestic Terrorism

Welcome to clown world. The carnies have badges and they all shoot each other.

The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest — but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The America First movement was tired of seeing American troops deployed in foreign countries. We want them deployed in America First. by Stephen Miller