tonight’s dinner: 2 bananas, 3 kiwi fruit & 1 bravo apple.

The moment you realise why Erika Kirk was wearing those trousers.

What a stupid article. Albanese is playing Trump to Australia’s benefit very well.

Reminder that Jesse Watters’ mom thinks he is a cunt and won’t have him for Thanksgiving.

all this talk of tshirts, think i need a new Pixies tee.

DNA UPDATE. I’m part Jew. rofl.

It's never different, only the names change and institutions fail harder or softer. But it's never been different for two thousand years.

I've been dealing with these half baked fuckwombles for 28 years, and nothing ever changes. Because their electile dysfunction is built into the very DNA of the randomicity of their grievances.

Christmas Fruit Cakes… Straight out of the oven and doused with more brandy😉

BREAKING: The US Senate just voted to repeal President Trump's tariffs on Brazil, with five Senator Republicans joining Democrats.

i wanna see him in an NWA tee

preorder my album for seven years of good kisses 💋 💋 💋 hatchie.lnk.to/liquorice

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Fuckheads On A Couch. #insiders #auspol

The other day I had a bit of a chuckle at how ubiquitous online life has become. On here - Bluesky - I was having two convos. One with a few people where we've known each other online for 18 years, and a different group where we've known each other for 27 years.

Politics attracts mental illness like a moth to flame. We as a country should probably talk about that more, but we won't because it's too uncomfortable for everyone concerned and the consequences of it. If you've worked in or around politics, you've seen it. We really need to fix it

cmon dude, you’re fucking late. shit to do. #marketplace

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omg danish feta, where have you been all my life ?

‘Western Australia continues to defy conventional wisdom about the running of electricity grids, reaching levels of 84 per cent penetration of wind and solar on almost a daily basis.’ 😱 reneweconomy-com-au.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/reneweco...

Diplomacy at the global level requires us meeting all parties, shaking hands and kissing babies. International relations played right means showing up, building pathways to de-escalate and solve for problems. Is this what you teach your kids? Turn your back and have a hissy fit?

so, according to safety procedure in my workplace, if i take a shit, i need to do a Take 5

after two months of creatine supplement i can categorically state it has had no noticeable effect on my cognitive function. in summary: it’s horseshit. when i am king, the dirtiest, darkest & smelliest cells will be reserved for the wellness people. i despise them. with a passion.

If the billionaire class can figure out a way to siphon cash from your family after you die, they certainly will

the reason why the US rapes the entire world for natural resources OH, i mean, brings other countries "democracy"

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“the entire Generative AI industry, its funding, development and adoption, is based on copper-bottomed, chateau-bottled lies. I’m not talking about exaggerated claims of usefulness and necessity . . . I am saying that every single basis premise used to position Generative AI as inevitable is false”

saturday night: on the couch watching The Notebook, eating breakfast cereal out of the box. this is living.

And this is how ROI is measured. Headcount, it’s as simple as that.

AI is already replacing humans. Banking fraud team headcount is shrinking off the back of AI transformation. That’s just one use case. The reiterative nature of AI in large complex enterprises will only get smarter and faster.

In San Fran, they ordered 50 Waymos from the longest dead-end street. A Waymo DDoS (Distributed denial of service)….a cyber attack

Some indifferent reporting on ABC radio this morning re a McKim/Brown push for Greens to no longer "direct" preferences to Labor at federal elections. Parties do not direct preferences, they recommend preferences.

If the Greens do this it will have a modest impact on the flow of Greens preferences to Labor that might cost Labor a couple of seats in the average election, but typically not more than that. In response Labor will do the same in Greens target inner city seats.

Marc Benioff is a hypocritical moron. He once called Copilot “Clippy”, and today he’s announced the new and wonderful strategic partnership with OpenAI. OpenAI is the new Tech whore.

‘Can I get any of you cunts a drink?’

In 10 years time, the only real profitable - and by profitable, I mean extremely *profitable* - AI companies will be those powering grunt work industrial/info processes. AI won't replace humans, it will only replace the stuff that requires humans to do (like testing if A+B+C= potential cancer drug)

i was today years old when i first heard of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

DJ on triplej took a sickie yesterday for jet lag. jet lag. from a 4 hr flight. jfc.

i hope brittney manages to hide what she has so cuntface reynolds gets fuck all. maybe she should have stayed in france. #auspol

I just get the feeling that we are sleepwalking into a future that doesn’t include us. #future #oligarchy

@profanity.accountant ok bro

if there’s a bigger cunt in australia right now than linda reynolds i’d like to see it. #auspol

they’re dancing in the streets. some limbless. #Knesset #Israel

all of #israel should be ashamed of what’s going on in their parliament right now. having said that, it’s really fucking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 #Knesset

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Knesset

this is fucking hilarious. #Knesset

When they see us coming The birdies all try an' hide But they still go for peanuts When coated with cyanide www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM...

Qantas said on Sunday: “With the help of specialist cyber security experts, we are investigating what data was part of the release.” Where is Salesforce in all this? Latest update from Qantas. www.qantas.com/au/en/suppor...