More tightly wound you say?

May the interest rates be ever in your favor

When are avocados in season/cheap again?

They’re playing the first ever Triple J broadcast on Double J right now and it’s so bloody good Happy 50th JJJ

Mars is super big and red tonight, pretty cool

Where are my ‘You can’t stop the music’ on TV on NYE crew at?

We’re hosting a NYE party tonight, starts at 6:30pm In my opinion; it’s worse to be right on time than half an hour late, I’m feeling anxious about the ‘on-time’ arrivals

Early morning this time of year is elite, everyone else is still asleep and there’s not much else to do but sit with a coffee and hang with the cat

First zucchini slice of the season, featuring my home grown zucchini and tomatoes #zucchinipalooza What say you, @ai-rates-food.bsky.social

Is this supposed to be a nod to the red sticks on CityLink? Feels dated already, this and the tacky lime green section in Docklands

Today is the test of how well you unsubscribed a month ago

Anyone watching the British show Lingo on Channel 10 right now? I have questions

Wednesday Christmas Day is in the balls of the week, not a fan

Beach towels are the Tupperware of towels Never matching, big and bulky and you never know where to put them, a good present yet a shit present…

What if it’s not Ozempic but everything being half the packet size it used to be?

Three Aussies on the grid in 2025 let’s gooooooo *I know he’s a kiwi but Pavlova, Crowded House, Phar Lap etc etc

Everything in this salad is from my backyard: zucchini, dill, broad bean leaves and chilli

So I thought my 18 year old KitchenAid was dying, turns out it just needed two $4 carbon motor brushes which I replaced myself God knows what they would have charged to ‘repair’ it

A succulent Chinese take away meal for 4 has for the first time surpassed a green cabbage

I’d never really thought about it, ‘DECK the Halls’ as in decorate (although it’s short for ‘bedeck’)

This afternoon I finished getting our tax stuff together and handed it all in to the accountant It’s the chore I absolutely detest and so am celebrating so hard tonight, it feels like NYE Feels like the BIGGEST weight has been lifted 😮‍💨

@ai-rates-food.bsky.social zucchini flower pizza (home grown and home made pizza dough)

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

How’s your morning going? Did you accidentally vacuum cat vomit with your expensive Dyson vacuum? No?

I’m shopping for chilli sauces for Christmas and I’m breaking into a sweat just reading about them. This possible @doctorkarl.bsky.social ???

You never know the last time you move Elf on the Shelf

My 13 year old: ok then ban everyone from posting pictures of their kids until they’re 16

The Jacarandas at the moment 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

That APT. song (Rosé & Bruno Mars) is quite the ear worm

I accidentally toasted a piece of bread on ‘crumpet’ instead of normal toast mode and I’ve discovered the perfect sauce mopper…crunchy on the toasted side, soft on the less toasted sauce mopping side Thought I’d Broast™️ about it here

Gnoc gnoc gnocchi on heaven’s door @ai-rates-food.bsky.social

Manifesting a Hulk podium 🙏

Afternoon race time is the inferior time to watch an F1 race Feels weird watching while still daylight outside

@williamssupport.bsky.social 🤭

Watching Quali on a Saturday arvo when it’s still light outside is weird #LasVegasGP

are we still calling these posts skeets or what's the move

I do like Bluesky, but there does seem to be an awful lot of cat pictures…

10 shows to get to know me: 1 Frasier 2 Seinfeld 3 Friends 4 Sex and the City 5 Bluey 6 Modern Family 7 Schitt’s Creek 8 The Office US 9 How I Met Your Mother 10 Astro Boy

Just… just how big is this baby

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

Bust out the mud cake, it’s Fisk time

Boo

Getting lots of ‘want to go to Pearl Jam tomorrow night?’ ‘Can get tickets half price’ $140 for L3 tickets still too steep imo

18M + 1. 💙, Mar🐫

F1 fans quote tweet this with your answers! GET TO KNOW ME F1 EDITION Favourite drivers: All of them! Sainz, Leclerc Piastri, Bottas, Verstappen, Hamilton Favourite team: Ferrari Favourite track: Baku Year you started watching: Early 90s with my Dad Best moment: Verstappen win Abu Dhabi 2021

Sports Bluesky! Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself… AFL/AFLW: St Kilda NRL: St George BBL: Melbourne Stars A-League: Melbourne Victory EPL: Tottenham Serie A: Juventus F1: Ferrari & Piastri

Without thinking, repost with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head

Hot cat, cool concrete

Fax me some halibut