Watched #AllThePresidentsMen on #SBS tonight I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...

One from the vaults! Fabulous Animals by Sir David Attenborough and Molly Cox (BBC 1976), based on the TV series of the name in which Sir David investigated all manner of mythical beasts!

I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify OK Thx

Urgh These days Bluesky weighs 1000 tons ~

New dating profile pic Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date* My DMs are open * Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace

#Newsom #Trump #USA #Democracy ✊🏼🌹 m.youtube.com/watch?v=pXQQ...

Chrissy Amphlett

How about “The Probable Cause” #BandNames

Friends A little call to action here The wonderful Mr Jim Moon reads ghost stories, horror stories and other related material on The Great Library of Dreams podcast (Read on ⬇️) podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...

Intriguing photo It almost looks like a man trying to put out a burning vehicle with a tiny hose

Thanks @realphilgold.bsky.social I’d completely forgotten Dr Sydney Watson existed Also, me, and my brothers bashed ourselves

On hiatus ~

It will be completely, and utterly, and relentlessly the same And, yeah It isn’t going to be in any way “OK”

Lyf It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be 🫤

I’m alway on a foothill when I fall ~

Love this little gender inversion by Hutch Leslie Hutchinson singing Ten Cents a Dance m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGm_...

Rinehart say condemning the actions of Ben Roberts-Smith is somehow the same as attacking the Australian Defence Forces . . . . . . when in fact no one has done more damage to the reputation of the ADF than Robert-Smith himself. Ever. #BRS #ADF #AusPol www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Grammar Nazis? I love them (when compared to the other kind) i¡!

Lobsters Ate My Face 🦞 Just like @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social but with tasty seafood ~ #LobstersVsLeopards #LeopardsAteMyFace #LobstersAteMyFace

The natural world is really freakin’ scary . . .

Quiz question from today’s paper: “What Lawrence Oates last words before he died in the Antarctic in 1912 . . .? My daughter’s answer: “Check out the penguins . . .!”

What are you really gambling with? . . . all the money I’ve embezzled from my clients, obviously . . . . . . the life savings of the retirees who trusted me . . . #ScumbagAds #GamblingAds #AFL #AusPol www.gambleaware.com.au

OK If you are the dude conducting a business meeting, loudly, on your laptop, in the front bar of the pub That is the single least cool thing ever in the whole history of the world There are dead vibes splattered all over the floor and walls And I might not despise you just a little bit ~

Folks, you know I love a shop mannequin This one was made in Japan $400 pick up from #Brighton #Darling No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong I live in #EastBrighton I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in But I live in Brighton

This is awesome Someone, please lift me And hold me down ASAP

There’s a subeditor somewhere who is feeling pleased with themselves for thinking up this headline ~ www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...

#MasterChefAU You need to recruit @crowbar.wtf for your next series By popular demand Spare no expense

I agree with Peter Dutton on . . . almost nothing But that was an incredibly gracious concession speech Saved his best moment for his last moment #AusPol

Rule 1 Never ever stand behind one of these things Pick up #Richmond

Marilyn via The Fall via Tom Petty Excellent

Goood version . . .! Well on our way to a playlist of alternative versions of show tunes here . . .! (Further submissions welcome)

OMG Totally I’d never heard this before either!

Continuing the run of show tunes Somewhere West Side Story Tom Waits

Incredible – this Ethel Merman version of There’s No Business Like Show Business sounds like she’s backed by Sly and the Family❗️ (My daughter and I used to sing Anything You Can Do . . . this isn’t the Ethel version) m.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23...

I’m a fan of show tunes and Bjork . . . How had I never heard this before?

Show Tunes On a Wednesday Have you got a #ShowTune that you rather like? I’m quite partial to Summertime from Porgy & Bess as performed by The Zombies m.youtube.com/watch?v=0f12...

I’m going to require cause of death before I go buying any deceased estate ultralight aircraft ~ #UltraDeath #LightTrap

I miss the old Bluesky 🫤

Colossal squid filmed for the very first time . . .! Spoiler – it’s only 30cm long www.theage.com.au/environment/...

Very normal day of Facebook Marketplace Thx for the tip @eriksdotter.bsky.social 💚

You know I can’t resist stuff that is sold as being “perfect for the man cave” . . . . . . It’s always completely and utterly hideous Take this six foot tall inflatable Jim Beam bottle for instance . . . Stay classy #Essendon, stay classy #ManCave #SkipAmericanDrinks

This is sombre and beautiful ~

OK, synchronise watches Your mission – go see Michele do comedy tomorrow night (or tonight, if you’re reading this on Friday)

I’ll just leave this here . . . #WombatPoop

Generously described as a “Shark Letterbox Vintage Folk Art” $40 Pick up in #HamptonPark #LetterboxBitesPostie

While we’re on the topic of Sottish songs, can anyone top this one? m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ze...

Barney Wearing #woad Fuck imperialists . . .

Continuing my investigation into gardening ornaments in #Kensington Today we have a cast iron dragon with a fabric #Easter Bunny head stuck in top of it ~

Spotted in someone’s front yard as I wandered aimlessly around the streets of #Kensington #LookMaNoHands

Show us Western Civilisation in a single photo should definitely be a thing . . .