I had a piccolo today.

We need more of these pickup trucks in the US.

Adler’s “psychology of courage” resonates best with me. He places responsibility squarely in our hands: no excuses, no victimhood. It’s not dramatic and that’s the peaceful part.

Our brains are built for survival, not satisfaction. Psychologists call this phenomenon hedonic adaptation. When something good happens, a promotion, a new relationship, a financial gain, our happiness rises briefly. Then, slowly it returns to its previous baseline. The mind begins searching again.

If you want freedom, you must be willing to disappoint someone. Self-worth can’t be outsourced. You are always more complex than someone else’s assessment. Do not shrink to fit a fragment.

The best is in the worst of us.

AI for humanity. Source: MIT Technology Review, March/April 2026

My home smells “Byzantium”. It’s very nostalgic.

Dear Death, I said get the guy IN the Mueller Report. FFS, Death! We’re all waiting on you. Furiously, God

The Libs are a total right-off. All that’s left is a bunch of religious zealots, misogynists plus a few dumb women. The voters have left them for One Nation. Migrants voting for One Nation to curb immigration.

The odds are good but the goods are odd.

Zionists aka Israel has the highest per capita usage of Claude. It explains all the AI videos coming out of their arses to brainwash the masses.

This is no ordinary love ❤️

I’m eating a meat pie today from a bourgeoise bakery. Better be good.

Just another day in the office. I’m sorry but how dumb can you be. Was your intuition on holiday out in Barbados?

It’s been a while since my last mansplaining. This one was as equally refreshing today.

Online stalking is a crime.

As of tomorrow, I’m gonna start posting my shoe collection.

95% of Bluesky content is bitching. 1% is bear porn. 1% is AFL. 1% is football. 1% is GoFundMe requests. The last 1% is insane garbage like what I post.

By fucking with everyone’s oil supply, you’re forcing the hand of China and Russia. They will have no choice. As a result, the Republicans will lose big at this years mid term elections. It will be a wipe out. And then the House will impeach Trump, again.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Interviewed a dude today who over-shared too much information. He just kept spitting out irrelevant shit until I cut him off, politely. He told me that he loves Melbourne for its souvlaki. 🚩

Sydney consumes the largest amount of cocaine, at 1.9 tonnes. Largest increase seen in WA, up 55% Adelaide was the biggest per capita user of methamphetamine. QLD consumes most cannabis than any other state. Vic consumes 1/2 of the country’s heroine. Highest % of coffee wankers found in Vic.

I’m wagging my son out of school by signing him out early. Yes that’s what Mums do. We don’t have to adhere to all authority when it doesn’t make sense.

Barista touched my fingers again. Is he trying to tell me something or no concept of space?

Australia has the highest per capita % usage of cocaine users. Between 4-4.5% of Australian adults. Way to go Australia.

The adults are talking.

In the famous words of Elsa from Frozen, “Let it go”

I found a black choker I was wearing in my early 20s. I wore it lots with a vest and jeans and thought I was super slick.

Youngish people, some advice from someone that’s done countless interviews & interviewed countless people. When you interview, please make an effort with your attire. You’ll be judged unconsciously. You’ll be judged for being overweight. I know, I know…

I’m now fed up with International Women’s Day events. Stop with the cupcakes, stop with the bullshit allies, the male feminists, and simply pay me equally to my male peers. Fuck your cupcakes, they only make my arse bigger.

If you start a LinkedIn message with “Hi” and leave it at that, I’m going to block you for being a time waster. I’m not interested in being a mind reader.

Haven’t stopped working tbh. All day. It’s new to me.

Technofeudalism in Europe is slowly being unravelled. How long is it going to take Australia to understand the implications of the Patriot Act? The Patriot Act allows the US Govt to compel American companies (inc cloud providers) to disclose data stored anywhere in the world…

I’m listening to a podcast featuring Greece’s sexiest ex-Finance Minister Varoufakis. A current colleague of mine was taught by him at Sydney University and his comment: “The chicks were lining up to fuck him” 😂

Let’s be clear that the RBA Monetary Policy Board all wanted to increase rates; the contention was “when”. Waiting for more data would have been the most prudent way. Given how quickly external pressures are changing, you’d think it would be a unanimous hold.

Four fucking numbers. It’ll buy me a Melbourne wanker coffee.

I’m checking my lotto. Stay tuned.

The barista touched my fingers when he handed me my coffee. What ombudsman do I report him to?

LCD Soundsystem is my type of rock.

I suggest you all start getting AI-Trained before AI out-trains you…I’m still needed at this stage. Just.

Forbes Club want to interview me to determine whether I am a good fit to join “their club”. 😂 What next? A panel presentation?

Recession knocking on our door. Thank you Trump you dumb fucking fuck.

The conflict between feeling warm wrapped up in bed versus having to lift the covers and getting out. It’s real in Melbourne.

I’m pivoting my career advice to young people. Pick up a trade or become an energy expert or a master of agents.

Productivity Tracking Software: More than 50 police officers and department staff in the UK were forced to resign from their jobs after being caught keyboard jamming in the past three years. One of the officers “admitted to weighing down the ‘Z’ key for 103 hours” during a four-month period.

COVID taught us that the best trades arrive in the lag: freight reprices first, then fertilisers, then food, and then your hair straightener. That lag is opening right now.

Watched a snippet of “Dynasty The Murdochs”, and want my take? All men, at the very core, become dirty & old, but most cannot execute because they lack the money and the power.

Raining and cold in Melbourne, or is it just me? I’m always cold.

One of the teachers said “um” at least 50 times in a 10 minute parent interview.