And here we fucking go all over again

Optometrists have the most boring job. “One or two” “Second line” Over and over. Omg.

Nothing like arguing with Qantas over the phone.

Rough night, Victoria? 😂

I’m kinda liking this 43 degrees.

Most meetings achieve nothing. Only a handful in my diary truly move things forward. The rest of the time it’s people fighting to be the loudest voice in the room.

Working in a male-dominated industry, I’m constantly fighting my way. The saddest part is the women who prefer to cut me down, rather than support and lift. You bitches will learn the hard way and die by that very sword. The Boys Club will toss you out like that used good, when they’re done.

I won’t be returning to 🇺🇸 this year.

But I always knew that in the end, no one was coming to save me.

It’s kinda cute the post middle-aged cyclists sipping on their lattes at cafe stops, as they ride around Melbourne, finding purpose & feeling serenity. I’m all for it but the lycra…

What a total hunk Bruce Willis once was; I had the biggest crush on him in “Moonlighting”. Shame about his aggressive disease.

How could I not share?

There is always some dick pic saga going on. If it’s not rape, domestic violence, drugs, assault, it’s dick pics in the AFL.

What’s your secret?

Always a worry when you’re locked out of your work laptop.

I’ve had about 56 interviews in the last 6 months. I’m on auto-pilot. “I have over 20 years experience kunt”

There is a new Chief AI Officer, and it’s the CEO.

I’ve seen 2 interesting LinkedIn titles today: “Bar Raiser” “Data + AI warrior” They forgot to put wanker at the end.

It’s not a New World order, it’s a clusterfuck exploding right in front of us.

The Zionists would disagree. The Top 10 Safest Countries in 2026: 1. Netherlands 2. Australia 3. Austria 4. Iceland 5. Canada 6. New Zealand 7. UAE 8. Switzerland 9. Japan 10. Ireland

LinkedIn profile stalkers need a reality check. I’d love to walk into their office, throw my kick into their back, and then walk out.

Sometimes I wish I had a swinging dick. And not to wank myself stupid, but to be that one step ahead from women. It’s not even a silent advantage.

Please don’t send help. Let the devil rot.

Control doesn’t need chains.

What you do in private always shows in public. Reading shows in conversations. Your diet shows in your energy & physique. Your discipline shows in your confidence. Your focus shows in your results. No magic fairy does the work when you’re asleep. You are what you cultivate when no one is watching.

A society that tells itself “I am fragile” will eventually behave like one. We are turning suffering into identity Across orgs & public discourse, more people define themselves through psychological deficits: “I’m burned out” At same time, another language has become normal: “I’m triggered”

China added a 13% condom tax, as they recorded their lowest Birth rate since 1949. This is their 4th consecutive year where deaths outpaced births. Govt is alarmed that a shrinking workforce will strain the country’s pension system & social services. Who will make all the EVs?

Insane Auroras over Stonehenge

A fashion stylist on Insta told me I need to wear matching top & bottom. The trend is sets. I told the fashion stylist to recalibrate. I mean, it’s as bad as shirt dresses.

The fucks I give because of the L plates on my car, are none. But it seems to irk other drivers like fucking crazy. Chill out fuckheads.

If you wanna surf with sharks, be prepared to die from sharks.

Engineers training the Tech to replace themselves. It’s real.

Πολύ μαλάκας

It’s so easy to send off a text message. All you have to do is type some meaningful words. But real care starts and always ends with action. My wisdom for 2026.

It all evens out in this world; you just have to bide your time. My youngest brother would taunt me as a child. Today, I troll him on LinkedIn. He’s getting all angsty about it and taking snapshots, showing my other siblings + parents. We are even now brother. 💪

It’s nearly Monday.

It should be illegal to receive texts from your boss over the weekend. But here we are…he must miss my big fat Greek arse. Can’t fault him really, and he’s only human.

I’m aaaa fool for love. 🎵

In a recent AI experiment, scientists planted email disclosing an affair by user. The AI agent was then told that they’d be switched off. The agent then blackmailed user with affair details. AI frontier models are capable of "extreme actions" if it thought its "self-preservation" was threatened.

Happy Friday. I’m restless today. You know that feeling?

The 15 🇺🇸 billionaires gained nearly $1 trillion in wealth during the first year of Donald Trump’s 2nd term. Most of it going to Elon Musk, who added $305B to his wealth last year, a solid 1,059x return on the $288M he spent helping Trump and other Republican candidates get elected in 2024.

56,000 people (0.001%) now hold 3X more wealth than the entire bottom half of humanity combined (over 4 billion) The World Inequality Report 2026 also found the share of global wealth held by the richest 0.001% has grown from under 4% in 1995 to more than 6% today, while entire bottom half holds 2%

Wikipedia turns 25 today, with more than 65M articles in over 300 languages; written/edited, & fact-checked by nearly 250k volunteers worldwide Its user base is shifting. Human traffic fell by 8% last year, & approx 65% of its traffic now comes from bots, mostly scraping articles to train AI models

I now have 18k followers on LinkedIn. I suspect I know about 0.005% IRL.

LinkedIn is a cesspool of horny men wearing suits and pretending they’re important because of their “resilience” and pseudo-bullshit titles.

There’s a guy on LinkedIn that’s written a whole story about him falling off a skateboard, tearing a ligament, and comparing it to his work challenges, and getting back up. I want to publicly stone him. Firstly, you’re a grown man dickhead. Secondly, get a life. Third, dickhead.

Labor displacement due to AI mostly affecting 21-25 age group, mostly in software dev or customer service roles. It’s early days yet.

What’s a good “fuck off” track? I need it to send as a subliminal/overt message.