If you’re walking 2 abreast with a dog on a footpath, it’s your duty to move out of the way for the solo person coming the other way. Entitled footpath sickos.

My mother would be horrified at my dinner.

Can genuine understanding dissolve prejudice, or does it merely soften the distance between unfamiliar lives?

How do we distinguish between a fleeting intensity and an experience that permanently reshapes consciousness?

What does it mean to carry immense inner warmth in a world that responds only to surfaces?

I’m out walking. It’s dark in Melbourne but I’m walking on main roads.

Just finished watching “Remarkably bright creatures”, with Sally Field. I cried and cried and cried.

Brooches are the latest on-trend craze. No thanks I’m not interested. I’ll start wearing a brooch when I hit 70.

Travolta is looking mighty trim. But bin that white beret and put on a Fedora.

Bad boys that have their heads screwed on are probably the most desirable men. Agreed? Or not? And by bad I mean human - flawed.

Watching “Worst Ex Ever” on Netflix. Why do i always watch shit like this? It’s like I’m looking for something I might have missed.

Why don’t the good ones love me?

A bunch of men congregate every Friday drinking beer outside one of the houses. I just stepped out for my walk and directed myself the other way. They all go quiet and step back when I walk past. It’s intimidating in a very subtle non-threatening way.

Apparently you are the CEO of your life but the ATO is the CFO. Sorry about that.

I’m loving the androgynous shirt & tie look on women. It’s hot.

I don’t wear tracksuits.

I worked one hour today and its enough.

Jeff Kennett bumped into me on Collins Street. We ended up shaking hands. Fuck he’s an old bastard.

Roxy music blasting from my car.

LinkedIn is full of entrepreneur horror stories. The innovation will die stories. Well dude, then your innovation must be pretty shit.

I’m waiting for the cafe story.

I had Ryan Adam’s “1989” album on very high rotation 10 years ago. The album is a cover to Taylor Swift’s. It’s brilliant despite his cancellation. Funny how you play certain music and it teleports you back to specific feelings from the past. The same can be said for Lane 8 & some Chicane stuff.

There’s a local Italian barber that wears leather pants. I really wanna tell him not to. He’d be in his 50s.

I didn’t win the lotto because I thought I had played it but I hadn’t. What a fuck up.

Hmmm.

13 years ago.

Even moot points have a place in society.

The Budget slashes Health and Indigenous funding while quietly funnelling $600M to pro-Israel interests — including $120M to fund a foreign Israeli lobby group and $10M for antisemitism Teacher-Training. And fuck-all funding to Femicide, despite the PM declaring it a National crisis.

I just saw my ex personal trainer on Insta and he’s guilted me back into the gym. 😂

I couldn’t care less about any Budget. I just keep working because let’s face it, that white knight they promised you as a little girl is a dead horse.

On the outset, all politicians are liars.

The whole female in workforce narrative is so fucked up. As long as men are running the show, they’ll never get it right.

Am I too old for the Rex Club in Paris?

No one should be in politics after the age of 67. Finish. The end.

590,000 people deserve to be scammed for the idiots they are…this is the price you should have to pay for being a dopey fucker and I’m all for it.

Long silk bias-cut skirts with oversized tshirts or jumpers looks like a total shitshow. I bet you the French & Italian aren’t wearing this trend.

I had breakfast at a Melbourne institution with a dude that has a stomach strong as steel. We both became violently ill needing a toilet. It was quite the experience trying to find the “right” one. It bonded us through shits & giggles, followed by lemon ginger tea. My stomach is still upset.

It’s so cold. I hate the Melbourne cold.

So I have a small bowl of chickpea salad left, that is sitting in a large glass salad bowl. Do you… A) keep it in existing bowl until eaten? B) empty into a small bowl so your eye doesn’t see the disproportionate amount in the fridge? Are you an A person or a B?

Anyone tried the Zara app to try on clothes? You upload a selfie and a full body shot then can try on clothes. It’s hilarious.

Who has kissed in a car park under CCTV?

Maybe I just don’t want to be ok. Maybe I just want to fall apart at the seams.

I have so much work to do, it feels very overwhelming.

It took me 35 mins to reset my digital parking app, to add my car on a new device. Honestly, some digital experiences are as convoluted as a map. It should be point and pay.

I got my flu shot. I got my Covid Booster. I’m ready for Paris.

Grumpy irritable fuckers

Love the Mutti can ❤️ 🍅

OMG Farrer gone to the Racists.

I pulled out my Borsalino hat tonight. I’m getting ready to wear it tomorrow night. I noticed a string on the top and thought shit, Is it ruined. Alas no, it’s a wind cord for you to tie it to your coat so it doesn’t fly off. Smart Italians.

I don’t know how you all feel about Mother’s Day, but I only celebrate it for my Mum. I think it’s a big crock of shit. We should be celebrated every bloody day as Mothers.