Samsung just overtook Nvidia as world’s most profitable company. Those Koreans!

My boys ignore my texts unless it’s a “live”, back and forth conversation. These kids have some weird nuances.

If our dangerous animals aren’t killing us, our food is?

Australians ask more medical questions & use Claude for emotional wellbeing more than other countries do. Self-diagnosing illness & healing depression. I’ve heard plenty of stories of women using AI to make themselves feel good. Second on the list is menu planning. What’s this saying about Aus?

The small choices were never small.

The guy next to me is manspreading bigger than any CFD. Pull your legs in dude.

The kids understand more about Sovereignty than Corporate Australia and our own Governments.

Big day today. Wish me luck. Big day tomorrow too. Lots of big days coming up.

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There’s a big difference between niceness and kindness. Discuss. Kindness is fierce. Niceness is door-mat.

Rich people (B grade celebrities/influencers) rooting for their kids entrepreneurial efforts, is so laughable. “My little girl is making me so proud with her new Tequila flavour launch” Please. Who the fuck are you kidding? All this cronyism makes me sick.

Turning up alone to social events. How do you all feel about that?

Imagine being stopped on the street for being “cute”.

Extreme ways are back again.

I have examined my blood test results like a true Greek scholar.

I’m always suspicious of men who obsess over women issues. It’s a massive red flag to me. You can’t be a feminist dude without a vagina so stop throwing word around like you own it.

I ate porridge for dinner with blueberries. Felt very hearty. I skipped the steak. Pass.

Anthropologist Robert Dunbar found that humans can maintain about 150 stable relationships at a time. The number tracks with the size of the groups humans lived in for most of our history & roughly with brain size across other primates - 150 was close to everyone you’d know.

Today.

Yeah he’s delivering a speech on AI at a Sydney university. Big deal. He might also tell us he gets a hard-on at the thought of younger sister Dani.

I can’t believe Effie (Mary Coustas) is still relevant and on tour. Total cringe.

I’d not be investing in Firmus either, Unisuper.

Nature is calling. A very long walk is calling.

My 17 year old son is having birthday dinner with his now 18 year old girlfriend and her family. What the actual fuck. Only yesterday we were playing piano together and he was 5. I miss him.

Today I’ve eaten: Cinnamon porridge for lunch A kiwi fruit Onto my 3rd coffee A toasted salami cheese tomato sandwich Bit of cake

The best city to be in your 20s and 30s, is by far New York City. 🇺🇸

U2 released a new single. Wow. Street of dreams. They remind me of my university years when I’d hang down Lygon Street, skipping class in lieu of coffee and cigarettes.

I celebrate my 52nd Birthday next month. How in the hell did I get to 52 so fast?

9:59pm. I’m cleaning my kitchen & lounge room so I wake up to it spotless. How about you big party animals?

Today I’ve eaten: 1. One kiwi fruit 2. A meat pie 3. Skinny flat white x 2

Gotta respect him for his sex offender crusade. He did more than most. Vale Sir.

I’m neurodivergent.

Just watched Jacinta Allen grovel to Modi. The only thing missing was a blow job.

I can’t draw I can’t paint I can’t woodwork I can’t make pottery I can’t weld I can’t build a house I can’t tile I can’t lay concrete I can’t fix stuff generally Basically I’m pretty useless

I’m not very creative. But that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate art. Dumbarse.

I got a notification today to get my blood test results and I sweated it until I did. Health things really freak me out. A lot. Anyone else feel this?

The guy sitting next to me on the plane farted. Because he had headphones on, I don’t think he realised how thundering the sound was against the chair and his fat arse. Why do I always get the fat men? I never get the good looking men.

Optus threw Telstra under the bus today. Game on mole.

The barista at the Qantas lounge knows my coffee order. I am fully fledged coffee wanker.

There appears to be a lot of rooting going on and no one really getting fucked to an oblivion.

I’m Sick And Tired Of Working But I refuse to lose the race.

For those wanting to know, I’d shag Vincent D’onofrio. Loved him in Full metal jacket and fell in love with Law & Order. Detective Goren can subpoena me any day for questioning.

First up, the Australian Government needs to be schooled on what sovereign means. Entertaining data centres by Anthropic in exchange for full IP immunity is catastrophic. If the Labor government concede to this ask, I don’t know what to say. We are totally and utterly fucked.

Mainstream media are clueless about new frontier technologies. Their reporting of so-called facts only supports US Tech vendors. They need to be schooled, alongside Executives/Board members in this country. The narrative being painted at such a critical inflection point, is dangerous & upon us now

Someone wrote a post on LinkedIn about how they connected with a stranger and exchanged some simple words, as they rode the train together. Apparently this is what conscious leadership looks like. What can I say? We are fucked in 2026.

Elton John’s “Daniel”reminds me of Daniel next door, who passed in his sleep as a 23 year old. Never forget the screams of the morning. Never cried so much at a funeral. He’d sit upstairs in his bedroom and play his guitar. Playing Daniel today in his memory.

A Taylor Swift monoculture ✅ A Pauline Hanson racist monoculture ❌

It was an ordeal to get Codral from behind the counter today. Talk about over-policed wankery.

Death penalty. I’m all for it.

45 year old men fucking 17 year old girls should be shot. Disgusting filthy fucking animals.