Winning a European trophy and 17th place looking pretty good right now. #COYS

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Since the 23/24 season Spurs have been awarded a total of 5 (five) penalties. Yes, over three seasons... 5 penalties. That's compared to 13 for City and 12 for Arsenal. #COYS

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Absolutely bemused when I see any adult defending a particular social media platform—they all suck, every single one of them, yes including this one. Grow up.

After seeing some of the hysteria last night from 'neutral' parties, it reminds me of this moment. Ange, for all his faults, got this club and saw how it was treated.

How weird are football fans online? The hate towards Villa for "throwing" the game is crazy. We are Tottenham We are Tottenham. No-one likes us. We don't care. #COYS

How brilliant were the away supporters today... #COYS

“Deflections: UEFA clarifies that no handball offense should be called if the ball is previously deflected from the player's own body and does not clearly move toward the goal.”

Madders, Bentancur, Odobert, Xavi. To Dare is to Do your ACL. WTF? #COYS

I've been supporting Spurs for 45 years. And in over 35 years of that time, we have won there once. Once. I appreciate the optimism though.

My worst fears are coming closer. The relegation fight will still be alive when we go to Stanford Bridge. #COYS #BattleoftheBridgeII

Pretty much stopped listening to Guardian FW because of the chortling and chuckling every time Spurs is discussed, not least by professed supporter @maxrushden.bsky.social. bants is fine but, from a supporter perspective unlistenable.

Fukksake. I'm more pissed off now than at the time. I mean, now what? Any repercussions? Referee gets the sack? Why have such reviews if nothing comes of it? www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Can we play Chelsea now? #COYS

We're finally starting to look like a bottom half of the table side. #progress #COYS

That can't surely be our first penalty for the season? ... of course not

Come ON you Spurs! #COYS

We have another Kolo Muani whisperer? #COYS

Everyone posting their shock about Spurs being in the bottom three with West Ham currently ahead against Wolves... Have you not been paying attention?

Unbelievably annoying that NASA working in that most useless of the metric units... miles. #Artemis2

I've literally been waiting all my lifetime for humans to return to the moon. And #Artemis2 is the most live streamed moon mission in history with HD video and all the data and telemetry you can eat. I just wasn't expecting so much of the comms with Mission Control to be about the crapper.

There they go!

I've been more focussed on our own Schaden to be Freuden too much at the red scum this season. But all that talk of a quadruple this season has punched them right in the balls. And I am here for it.

I know my feed is dominated by US spurs fans when Japan beat England and Italy has gone to penalties to qualify for the world cup and they barely rate a mention. I need to balance this out in my feed.

For the first time ever, Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band will stream the two opening songs of the Springsteen & E Street Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour kickoff in Minneapolis — live and free at approximately 7:30 p.m. CT tonight!

Not only is this de Zerbi appointment wrong on multiple fronts, I am late to the realisation that his hiring has totally ruled out hiring Pochettino. And in the end that was the best appointment Spurs could have made.

This is how I felt when we hired George Graham. Pure pessimism.

I am firmly in the camp of 0.999... = 1. The math don't lie. No further correspondence shall be entered into.

That was.... a WIN! First of the Tudor Era. #COYS

I can't help feeling like Djed just doesn't know where to be or what to do in a back 3 formation. #COYS

Foul or no... Dragusin really is shit. #COYS

Quite what Tudor sees in Kolo Muani, I have no idea. 🤷 #COYS

And our club is too witless and spineless to say a thing about it. To Date, indeed...

I had a penalty given against me exactly like this in my playing days last century. Half my team mates thought I handled it. I'm still fuming.

Spurs got 86 points in 2016-17 - very high for a non-champion A Chelsea propelled by these payments beat them That changed history could have transformed Spurs’ present - which is all too relevant now www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Coming at this late but I am astounded by the Premier League leniency towards Chelsea, the dirty, cheating bastards. Their breaking of the rules allowed signings of players like Hazard that cost us the title.

The Kinsky episode has put a cork back in this issue, but 👇

Fourteen goals in four games..............................,................... .................... that's not good.

I just can't watch anymore. It's 8AM. I have work to do. #COYS

There is no way we get promoted back to the Prem League playing like this. #COYS

I am fuming with Micky. Absolutely fuming. #COYS

I have to say, my opinion of Micky vdv has turned 180 degrees in the last month. He is terrible and I would not be upset to see him leave. #COYS .

We are the proverbial Italian tank. Faster going backwards than forward. #COYS

Reminder that if you see something horrific, there is good evidence that playing Tetris as soon as possible helps. Giving yourself PTSD from seeing photos or film clips doesn’t help anyone.

The Footballing Gods are working overtime to make sure that Spurs meet Juventus in the Champions League. What you would expect of the Tudor period.

Bloody hell. What a shocking decision

I've read the interview with Lange and one thing continues to disturb me about him, and the hierarchy. There's always mention of "competing in all competitions". There is _never_ a mention of winning anything. #COYS