Jonathon Gould is an angry, angry man #AKLvNEW

Haha Evans getting off the pitch without waiting for the assistants. Fucking shit pipe. #ADLvMCY

LMFAOOOOOO #ADLvMCY

Veart stifled White's progress last year - never gave him enough game time. That's what we could've had. #ADLvMCY

Ryan fucking White! Overturn that, Evans ya cunt. #ADLvMCY

Shaun Evans is a fucking disgrace to the A League.

I rest my fucking case.

MERR NERM ERS SHERN ERVERNS. ERM A RERFERERRR END ERM SERPER IMPERTERNT. #ADLvMCY

Oh great. Shaun Evans making it about himself again. #ADLvMCY

Ugh, Prime is increasing Paramount Plus to $12.99/month. I literally only use it for A-League and national games. Might have to look at dumping it via Prime and switching to the basic P+ sub and suffer the ads.

Ok I was overly pessimistic. That second half from Adelaide was much stronger. Once the 🐐 found his space the game changed for the better. #ADLvWSW

Lachlan Keevers is reaching Shaun Evans levels of fucked tonight. #ADLvWSW

Pantazopoulos caught ball watching something chronic, there. #ADLvWSW

Goodwin! Luka returns the favour! What a great little passage that was. #ADLvWSW

Luka! Great finish started by a magic switch from the 🐐. #ADLvWSW

Man, Kraev/Barbarousos are going to ruin us. #ADLvWSW

Fuck me, the crossing accuracy so far by Adelaide is woeful. #ADLvWSW

Oh cool, the usual bullshittery from this fuckwit referee. #ADLvWSW

Fuck me, Stajcic is insufferable. #ADLvWSW

I'd probably take the RBB more seriously if every shot of them wasn't a bunch of teenagers holding up middle fingers. #ADLvWSW

Alright time to watch my tram lead me on, only to crumble like a sack of shit in the last 10 minutes! #ADLvWSW

Kurto has to the number 1 keeper in the league right now. #MACvWSW

Oh right, NOW Delianov starts making quality saves. #NEWvSYD

Oh and he's off now. #AKLvADL

Yaya Dukuly looks like he's been attending the Nestory Irankunda Scholl Of How Drop Your Head. #AKLvADL

Jovanovic coming up with the goods there! Great goal to equalize. #AKLvADL

Does anyone honestly expect Western United to be back next season?

About God damn time. #MACvADL

Fucking hell, Kurto is going to haunt us isn't he? #MACvADL

Great goal, but still

Fuck me. Turn on the game and that goal happens #MACvADL

"Max Cah-pew-toh" #MCYvPER

Mata going to Badolato is special. #NEWvMVC

Respectfully, Melbourne have looked like hot wet garbage tonight. #NEWvMVC

Badolato and Burgess looking seriously good tonight. #NEWvMVC

Just quietly, I'm so happy Redders is still in this league. #CCMvNEW

LMAO WTF IS HAPPENING? #CCMvNEW

Sack the assistant because that call was hot garbage. #PERvWEL

Absolutely no way that was offside #PERvWEL

I wonder if Bobby Despotovski taught his son the 3-fingered salute? #PERvWEL

Suncorp looking resplendent in a lovely hue of empty stands. #BRIvMAC

Erik Paartalu sounding like a slightly less-Toorak version of Andy Harper tonight. #BRIvMAC

Not perfect, but looking good after one round. Looking forward to seeing how Andrioli handles the inevitable head-drop that this club has in their DNA. #ADLvSYD

I knew it was too much to hope we'd keep a clean fucking sheet. #ADLvSYD

Hot damn, I hope Harry Crawford gets good game time this season. #ADLvSYD

Alagich = 🐐 2.0? #ADLvSYD

Fucking hell, Dukuly showing his (lack of) experience, just letting Lolley run away from him in the box. #ADLvSYD

THE 🐐 IS BACK! #ADLvSYD

I'm already feeling way more confident with Smith's in goal than at ANY point of last season, with either Vartuli or Delianov between the sticks. #ADLvSYD

And yay football is back!