Last year, I decided to try practicing screenwriting by adapting @kallidorarho.bsky.social's famous, genre redefining story WARHOUND to a television pilot. I got permission to post it, so here it is! archiveofourown.org/works/74235691

Brainwashed servant who was once a knight: "Yeah she's the goddess of serpents who bound me to her will. When I look upon her I see the stars devoured in her maw" Me, about to get the shit kicked out of me in a not sexy way: "oh like the snake from the jungle book?"

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Nightmare on Elm Street is a folk horror

Everybody know about Dragon Quest or Chrono Trigger... Akira Toriyama also designed characters for Tobal No.1 too.

Goblin Warmup

Goblin Hatsune Miku! ...Gobmiku?

Welcome! Welcome to Bluesky! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social media sites. I thought so much of Bluesky that I elected to establish my administration here, with an account so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors.

rise of the machines

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

she'd be lucky to turn out this well adjusted tbh [Originally posted May 17, 2018]

WORK!! Full Render Art Commission🩷 Thank you so much!

The main issue with being Jewish is that, after the destruction of the temple and the diaspora, areour faith leaders are rabbi, and rabbis aren't hot like all the Catholic ones.

Hey I noticed that you depicted homophobia in a fantasy setting? Didn't you know that you could have done anything but you decided to include homophobia anyway? That's kind of problematic. I think you're secretly homophobic.

it's in june, garma

Tragedy😰🍧

So if you caaaaare to find me, look to the P Bandai

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN! THAT MEANS I, STARSCREAM, AM THE NEW UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT! DECEPTICONS, FOLLOW ME!

Was reminded by FB ten years ago that not only did I make the first Undertale mashup, Toby Fox randomly noticed it.

Game: Sonic Heroes (2002, GC) TAS Authors: THC98 & Malleoz Source: tasvideos.org/4148M

My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.

Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/

i never uploaded it anywhere else! i drew it for my gf, who uploaded it straight to the sites there lol here you go though!!

I BELIEVE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR "the entirety of stacy's dad as a ~3mb gif"

I go crazy every time

Forgot to post Birdbrain Teto

"happy birthday" 0

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

I couldn't find what Jeff was referring to until I googled "Randy Pitchford USB stick" hope that helps everyone

This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.

WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS NO. 1 #ttte #thomas #art

Finished my Baund doc custom Gunpla. This was the original idea I had for a Lolita mobile suit but the gogg was easier. Saw the skirt waist and thought it looked like a dress so I made it maid colors. Real happy with how this turned out. #Gundam #Gunpla #lolita #egl

The “Shia LaBeouf faces off against Jon Voight’s interests in a commentary of American politics” trilogy

Empty Spaces going mainstream

Oh so Alolan Raichu hates waffles???

Excellent time to support your local library.

scanning for 17 year olds... scanning... scanning...

silksong mods are really popping off