Throw sum on the grill

we are automatically all DEI hires if employed and lazy moochers living off the government if not. 😭

This likely confirms that the decision to arrest him was made at the highest levels of government, a terrifying return to the policies of ideological exclusion last seen used during the heights of the Cold War. A very, very worrying precedent at the start of this government.

*taps sign*

Steelers Training Camp: Tomlin: “Where the hell Rodgers?” Rodgers in a hut somewhere in South America: “Coach I found this Chilean Black Tar Mexican Venezuelan Therapeutic strain of Poison Dart Frog venom that should have me ready for the season. Just give me a month I’ll be ready to go.”

If you were in the “we have to return to office work to make sure commercial real estate doesn’t crash” camp you should wait patiently for reassignment.

like the dictators they worship, the american right cannot distinguish between the aesthetic and appearance of power and actual power

yep. but still we fucking rise!

say goodbye to Zoomers

Madlib's crib w all his vinyls and equipment burned down in LA and I don't think people will be able to understand that we cant quantify that level of musical loss.

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

He stank but all jokes aside, it's Pat Riley's fault that it has blown up like this with his comments, especially for the reasoning why Jimmy was out. They need to clip it immediately.

Government shutdowns (and then, reopenings) are expensive for taxpayers. You'd think the head of the new govt efficiency commission would know this

So be the villains. The problem is that Dems' unwillingness to look bad is actually making Republicans look good. Everyone, including Republicans, rely on Democrats to actually govern so they can do bullshit. Stop putting clothes on the Emperor. Let him be naked...and make fun of little dingaling.

I been tryna say these manosphere niggas are late game grifters! Trill Air Conditioner just recycles Steve Harvey radio show talking points, these niggas have been saying this bullshit for decades now and I boost any awareness of this fact

Private company buys a public good. A few years go by and the company decides the public good is no longer worthwhile; the public suffers as a result. This story arc is way too common in modern society. deadline.com/2024/12/max-...

racial segregation cha cha cha 🎶💃🏽

You’re too old to be on your knees like this

He also pulled this I want to make a deal on Dreamers talking point shit the first term around and it meant nothing beyond him and his lieutenants doing the opposite

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Nigga was showing all teeth round them black women. I see lol

Theyre the most evil cuz they get to float through society without really feeling the hatred. For every loudmouth Elon Musk and souless politician like Greg Abbott, there are 10 execs who you'll walk past in the airport or sit next to at a hotel bar that killed 100 people today and they're coolin.

this particular pardon aside it's very funny that at the end of every president's tenure there's a string of at least moderately corrupt pardons. there will be a couple of op-eds about how it's shady and a couple more about how it's an ancient and noble practice, and then we all just move on

hunter biden probably deserved a pardon, but it still irritates me in a sense. joe biden and establishment democrats badly misunderstood the republican party, and we're stuck living in the world they left us while they head for the escape pods

it's a great system we have: one party is a snakepit of insane fascist sex creeps. the other is pathologically allergic to wielding power

fondly recalling how after Jan 6 Congress went home for a long weekend, didn't start impeachment proceedings for a week, which then took another month

It's kinda wild to see this account actually get banned considering that they had protected status on Twitter even before Elon took over. Like, it's actually okay for a social media spot to be like "Nah actually we don't accept that"

good read that fleshes out many things I've been thinking and saying. hope folks read this essay from someone who was doing work on the ground before reacting.

Oh cool, plenty of time for him to figure this out

Vaccinate your kids but also if you’re an adult you should get your titers checked as well. I had mine done this month and I am immune to Mumps and Rubella but, and this is important, not Measles. It’s time for a booster!

Dear my fellow millennials, Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.

Sending out Happy Thanksgiving wishes to my mutuals hope y'all have a great one today 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

“People who voted for Democrats and say things on the Internet are responsible for Trump, but Trump voters who engage in outright bigotry are serious and are to be studied and learned from” is a big part of how we got into this mess and needs to go

i agree with much of this thread, but if a lack of empathy was what swung voters i think the party that made lacking empathy their central political tenet might have lost

Fresh and Fit was crying on video when they got permanently demonitized on YouTube but I also wanna see more before his suffering ends

listen. every day is christmas, my birthday, a rainy day, i need a treat, i’m feeling good, i’m feeling bad. 🤣😭😭😭😂

“It’s a logical end point for a technology whose sole meaningful use case is enabling criminal extortion and money laundering: finally carrying out the bank robber’s dream of draining the value in Fort Knox.”

Did irreversible damage

again, why are we treating this like it has any legal authority?

I used to think things only being cool because they were illegal was fake but now that I've seen what happened to weed and gambling I've done a 180 on the matter.

The number of 1942 tequila sodas I’ve had tonight lmaoo and all FOR FREE

IN DA RED BOTTOMS?

the big problems for Hegseth -now the entire apparatus of the national media will be trained on him -there are material documents still to be uncovered -as a third tier fox news personality he has minimal core support on Capitol Hill -he is a rapist