For me my school year is over lol I knocked this meeting out the park. Now it’s time to sleep or party or both but I’m done

At ease my King. You wanna eat up the Queen? 😌🧘🏽‍♀️

Lord. Last ARD of the year it’s go time

I was a “Stevie ain’t blind” truther until a few years ago when I found out it made Stevie sad and that makes the joke not fun

the way some of yall talk about Stevie Wonder’s eyesight, I feel like yall would be on board with jacking up insulin prices as long as somebody told you it was for weight loss. and I do mean insulin, not a GLP-1.

Propaganda

Mmhmmm

Same way the other app acts bout the girl in the wheelchair being an ultra freak and detailing her sex life… everybody else freaked out and fucked out why can’t she be as well?! This is inclusivity!

“Why he at the movies?? He can’t see the movie” Well the nigga couldn’t see the piano keys or notes on the sheet music and that ain’t stop his black from shit. What is u saying ??

The Stevie wonder jokes are corny. I don’t care to argue with ya either…. Moreso I think people struggle to see disabled and special needs people as fully fledged humans that’s all this is

What does Stevie Wonder gain by pretending to be blind? Is his music somehow worse if he isn’t blind? I’ve never found the jokes to be all that funny or even original.

An alpha man almost always looks good on paper. And typically is always somebody’s husband or intended but that don’t stop them !

Summer is coming ladies. If you would like a summer fling with an Alpha please reply here. I have a few brothers that are willing to help You. Nice, upstanding gentlemen.

A summer fling… with an ALPHA?!! Nice upstanding…. These words are NOT in the Bible

Definitely investing in a digital camera before the summer gets good and started. I’m locking in on documenting being fine!

Ima gonna be responsible and do work off the clock for the first time in hella cause tomorrow’s meeting gone whoop my ass

And I made some lifelong friends on Twitter over my 15 year run. Won’t eem lie

For a good stretch of time, Twitter was fun. Shame what it's been turned into

It’s so hard to genuinely like Paramore because for some reason black millennials have begun to be so fuckin weird about them and I don’t like to associated with them

Hobosexuals everywhere!

Oh I forgot about this one .. also not wrong just early!

Unpopular opinion: Most people don’t care about the protection of women and children until you can leverage that societal virtue over someone you don’t like and aren’t a fan of out of convenience and bias. That celeb is a pedo but you not for calling that ladies toddler your handsome boyfriend.

Saying black women don’t date “nerds” is anti black and I won’t be elaborating

A truly remarkable timeline we’re living in

A Michigan tenant called his landlord over to do some work at his home. The landlord was caught on the tenant’s camera having sex inside the home instead.

Okay

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It was a tie between these two:

bonnet down, legs up is how a lot of y'allz grannies got that second deep freezer.

Lmao Houston twitter know they crack me up. They clowning bout that damn car

Okay I may have told some lies about Prometheus initially. Lol forgot Idris sexy ass was in this

Love how horny everyone is in space

People acting like Bomb Pop flavored beans are the worst faux patriotic product of summer 2026.

Be it by selective breeding or whatever but yep

That’s an example of a generationally lightskin family….

Remember when Riley was bullying Steph? Time flies.

Didn’t like Prometheus initially , maybe my mind will change after all these years

It's called the City of Brotherly Love for a reason

Like what is this new gif format?

lol I been so out the game foreal 🥹

Hope y'all reach your celibacy goals or whatever but please assume I'm out here slangin it

I legitimately got the last ARD of the year tomorrow and I cannot wait. This caseload is legit my most…. Difficult so I’ll be glad when it’s down to officially end this year man

Some like it Hot (1959) One of the great closing lines - #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies

Love this movie. Talk about it a lot , but If theres a Marilyn Monroe movie I recommend it’s this one!

Quick sketch of Sinéad O'Connor

Alien vs predator requiem legitimately the worst piece of shit bullshit movie I ever watched and not because it’s a c rated horror flick but maybe because u can’t actually SEE shit on screen

Well that’s just how I’m feeling

Feeling like this weeks article needs to be lighthearted

Plus she ain’t scared of nothing. Riding and she bussin.

Getting cursed at 🫦