mercury! in! sag!

the reason I started doing all this weird stuff was because I knew something was UP with the universe. the perfect distance from the sun to sustain life? the moon is the exact right size and distance from the sun to create perfect eclipses? shady. sus as fuck. only a sucker takes that at face value

Ummm I just found this in a book my daughter brought home from the library about witches. Like, OK!!! V impressed!!!!

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

The mutable urge to start writing about something else that was sparked while writing the thing you sat down to write...

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High Priestess over here. Vibing. Observing. Communing with the divine.

Very happy to be a part of this inaugural edition of the Otherworld Magazine. I wrote about my experience at Sí an Bhrú this spring & how it falls into the Wild Hunt theme is yours to discover. ❌ open.substack.com/pub/theother...

Eclipse workshop was a success! Thanks to everyone who attended, opened up during the mini readings & all of the astrologers who built the event! The recording will be available for purchase + the workbook if you want to use it for your own natal chart.

Each new & full moon, I write about herbs for that lunation. It’s a project called ~Arium. I have a downloadable pdf for the next 13 moons for sale but I also write about them for all subscribers (free & paid) linked here open.substack.com/pub/practica...

Tune in for some thoughts on this gorgeous fresh start with the first of TWO new moons in Virgo this season. This one is a beaut, conjunct Regulus and not an eclipse, leaving room for some dreaming and some agency in how we want to renew the Virgo area of our lives.

I used this benefic enclosure to make a really good sandwich, hbu?

Planning a family vacation during 6th house season was... a choice.

Uranus has been in my 4th house all of 10 minutes and suddenly the fiber internet they've been working on for years in my area is now available to get installed at my house 💁‍♀️

My fridge died almost exactly at the Venus-Uranus conjunction in TAURUS, and there are still people who question if astrology is real. #astrologergood

I don't have to check the chart to know the moon is still in Virgo. My digestive system tells me all I need to know 🥴

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

Average Monday TBH…

Happy New Moon in Cancer 🤍 The sale is live til the end of the day

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Sun in Cancer squares Neptune in Aries today, what might be illuminated from the depths, or in the steam, for you? Tune into any messages, its a perfect day to connect and meditate.

Time for Ilumination☀️18th - 25th June 2025. Its a sunshiny, square dancy kinda week! Christa @practicalastros.bsky.social and I will guide you through it.

Excited to announce my new podcast series, Drawing Down the Moon 🌙 open.substack.com/pub/byjoveas...

JUPITER IS OFFICIALLY IN CANCER! CARING IS COOL AGAIN. FEED EVERYONE. LEAVE NO ONE HOMELESS. CALL YER MOM. MOTHER YOUR FRIENDS. MOTHER YOUR ENEMIES. PROTECT TRANS BBS. PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS. EAT SOME CAKE.

this is a whole mood and also the truth is that we co-create the world. I feel like taking action now, in the last hours of Jupiter in Gemini is SO THAT IT CAN LEAVE GEMINI. the conditions that match the meaning of Jupiter in Cancer don't get to come into being without actions set in motion before

TFW it's just hours until Jupiter is exalted and you put literally everything off until then because regardless of whatever the said things are, it's a better election.

GEMINI RISINGS ARE HERE TO SERVE THE GODDESS SEND TWEET

Sooooo lovely to meet so many lovely people IRL 💞 @sacralmystic.bsky.social @fleshworldastro.bsky.social @openskywitch.bsky.social not pictured but @felixidocious.bsky.social @norwac.bsky.social

Excuse me while I cry into my quinoa bowl at the Seattle airport because I am overwhelmed by the beauty of life after a transformative few days at NORWAC 😭💖

Chiron in Aries take: healing can be instantaneous.

ROLL CALL: Who's gonna be at NORWAC? 👀

Shower thoughts: I bet Jupiter moves into Cancer on a Monday... *Checks calendar*: OF COURSE JUPITER MOVES INTO CANCER ON A FUCKING MONDAY

The book I've had at the top of my list and been putting off buying for ages found me at my tiny town's library book sale. 🥹😭 ILYDG🖤 Also, I NEED to know who donated this 🧐

Happy Venus Day!!! Here is a little reminder from her I received again today 🥰

Me & @smartasstro.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @byjoveastro.bsky.social @celestiaastrology.bsky.social in the group chat about each days astrology

This Virgo south node lunar eclipse does not need to be so literal!! Like, I get it, we are RELEASING (myfamilyisonourmillionthstomachbugandifeelitslowlyovertakingmetoday)🤢🤢🤢

It’s Mercury day with the Moon in Gemini, this one is for the yappers

Jupiter is velvety, bohemian robes, paisley and purple. A feast. A table that is big enough for everyone. A party that is also a spiritual event and salon.

On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.

Instagram: byjoveastro astrologerscoop.substack.com/p/pisces-i-h...

The astrological year nears its end with the onset of Pisces season 🌊 Enjoy this personal piece from Janessa - “Pisces I: How do you contain the ocean?”

LOVED this post from @byjoveastro.bsky.social !! 💎💧 “With each new stretch of the journey, a new speck of wisdom is gained. Maybe adding up to something. Maybe, probably, not. Ultimately, though, to know that I don’t know anything is mad and divine.”

Note to self (and to anyone else who needs to hear it): the next time you feel like you've never been hot and will never be hot again, you just need a good cat eye eyeliner.

I loved getting to write this as part of @astrocoop.bsky.social's Journey through the decans! Check it out on our Substacks! open.substack.com/pub/astrolog...

Hey, y'all! I've been giving myself space during my annual 12th house season, and now the sun is shining directly on my ascendant! I'm ready to re-emerge, and it is just in time with my writing on the first decan of Pisces launching later today with @astrocoop.bsky.social !

Thanks to @kirastrology.bsky.social for the TL;DR on my life story 💖

Full fat yogurt is Scorpio moon remediation. I will not be elaborating.🖤