of all the things ive done in this world for my future astrologer self, tracking every paycheck and expense since i was 15 years old is my favorite thing

Do I want to be a Shravana Rahu or an Abhijit Rahu

The Joli-Aswin Show is back with Season 2! Please join me and @aswinsubramanyan.com as we explore all things astrology with our guests.

Seasonal-ish reminder that if you're ever looking for cost-friendly options, I offer pay-what-you-want horaries all day every day and $35-50 options for single-question topics and electional astrology (the full price readings I spend 10+ hours prepping for are booking May-August dates, too)

Saturn is the intellect of negative space. My personal podium for Satrun-ruled mars and Venus in art for years.

Every time an astrologer claims my structure is dissolving this week Dude like I ever was a solution (This is a chemistry joke, but not)

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Saturn-Neptune 🤝 Weltschmerz — "world pain" or "world grief" — the deep sadness or melancholy that you feel when looking at the inadequacies or shortcomings of life on this earth. (German)

1) The tension feels so real right now, between ourselves and our own dehumanization. And so may of us, right now, refuse to differentiate between the stuff it’s hard to say no to (like a crappy boss at work) and the stuff we can (like trying to use LLMs to replace ourselves).

But how do we organize a general strike,” look, stop thinking of a general strike as monolithic. When the government hands you a freebie, like flooding your airports with Nazis, you can stop flying. Resistance is a wall of many bricks. Take the freebies.

Understated masochism of all these skies

every sagittarius rising about now youtube.com/shorts/auuzr...

Sam is da bessssss, and so are all the classmates I had who became my good good friends. You not only learn the essentials of the craft but you also build community. Those study groups are essential for getting better... together!

Who else getting throttled by this mutual exaltation reception in horaries 😡

The Mercury-Mars conjunction today is the fourth in a rare series of five conjunctions, a cluster that only forms every 15-17 years. The most notable recent example was in 2008/09 when the Global Financial Crisis hit, which was itself an exact 79-year repetition of when this same series...

What's the phase of your Mars? Does Mars rise before the Sun, or after the Sun? One of my favorite lectures ever is from NORWAC 2022 where @zahrtillery.bsky.social talked about what she described as 'morning/early phase Mars' and evening/later phase Mars'. 1/

Being with other Leo Jupiters is one of the best parts of my existence. Having to watch them have birthdays knowing what profection year they’re about to share with me, le sigh.

the way that 'tender' is used in a culinary sense is absolute linguistic abomination

ominous rituals be ominous this morning

Contrapoints just leaking all the spoilers of my mutable mars-venus square (heads-up. Reoccurrence transit July 29)

I don’t have any spots left for readings until May right now - but I do divination over email through my site, including single questions, horaries, and electional astrology all day every day 💕

There isn't a single moment in a very long time I haven't been consumed with 'how' and 'for what' and I haven't talked much about it publicly, because I'm still not sure. I live a very dark house existence, that isn't always the best place to lead from, but I can see from there.

wild that I have 2 whole years until Neptune is entirely finished squaring my moon

Preview of my article on the Lot of Necessity, coming Tuesday to the Ibis Nest It includes case studies from real people who graciously agreed to share their stories to help illuminate how activations of this Lot can look for everyday people (not celebrities!)

Aquarius decan 3

Pallas being highlighted in so many client charts/solar returns lately.

My astrology consultation availability is up for March, including one or two weekend dates! 🩵 sacralmystic.com/astrology

My current reading is prompting thoughts on the 5H in general and as Venus's place of joy in particular As a Hellenistic astrologer, I find it important to consider not just astrological texts but also philosophical ones, because astrology and its delineations didn't come together in a vacuum

Just had the thought “dang wish there was a simple way for me to remember what sidereal lunar mansion my moon is in, using tropical degrees as a reference” and then I remembered I already made that www.hawkstrology.com/blog/siderea...

Hi, I just posted this on threads: AI bots are currently massively scrapping Astro-Seek website and all data ... and it overloads/collapses entire database, so planet positions are not available at that moment (= 0° Aries). The last two weeks have been crazy. Fuck AI bots! 🤬

I found out this weekend that my mom has been handing out my business cards at bars 🙃 her third house cancer decan 2 mercury always at work

Not actually predicting the collapse of social media but also not ^not predicting it and my Capricorn curmudgeon technology-resistant ways are gleeful at the thought

Everything you need to know about mars and “disunion” when someone goes off about not giving a fuck for a whole monologue then lists off all the ways they’re fueled by defiance 🫠

semiunregular unasked for BEG from someone with a broken digestive system and rectum - if you are purposely focusing in fiber PLEASE focus on INSOLUBLE, (and lots of water), thanks.

one of those days where I draw Fool and my immediate thought is OMG DO I GET SUNLIGHT TODAY

I’m using an election on February 14th to rid an apartment of mice - please use this information for your romantic plans/expectations accordingly

Going to be comical when Mars stations retrograde in Virgo and people have receipts on who was {not} sayin what these past two weeks. Especially people who are professional sky watchers and what not.

It would be super neat if people would self-correct and use the word “partisan” more often when they say “political” but hey some Virgo battles never end

If you're one of my millennial brethren born after Nov 1 '90 and before August 22 '91, the next Venus retrograde is *special* :)

Do I know anyone who’s a heavy user of 9th parts 😌

Called it with astrology!!!! and midpoints at that lmao Taking a shot for this astrologer good!!!

Saturn applying to Neptune in Pisces can be thought of as the emotional gestation of another world. If so, Saturn conjunct Neptune in Aries is the beginning of that world's emergence.

as a cap moon i’m feeling this!!!!! shahir suprasensory isn’t on bluesky (??) but they brought up on insta how this is the last saturnian new moon with saturn in pisces. kind of feels like a culmination of everything we’ve learned now putting into intentions moving forward!!!!

Things are happening quickly. Prepare accordingly. open.substack.com/pub/bethwats...

Everyone’s favorite Saturnine Duchess, @dendraletheia.bsky.social joined me last year for my decan project to speak on the 3 decans of Capricorn. Check out the conversation here youtu.be/Sd9GUADyhiw?...

cazimi reminder to go check your unclaimed property

This prediction makes me think about how the government is protecting Jonathan E Ross, the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Nicole Good.

- and multiple things can be true, there isn’t always a grand unifying explanation that’s the REAL ISSUE at the heart of it all. Similarly, sometimes people do multiple bad things at once for multiple bad reasons and they’re not trying to distract you from some other, realer thing.

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This year I subscribed to two content outfits- dropout and autostraddle. I’m excited about paying people who still employ writers to make stuff, and scrolling there instead of on Instagram