i've had bad days here and there but it's been a long time since I've had a horrible WEEK amidst some truly dismal months. mars year was easy peasy. venus year is kicking my ass.

a myawn

looked up and saw the moon and realized the thang next to it was Jupiter. so close! so bright! said hello.

a myawn

English translation of statement from Ecuadorian Consulate regarding ICE’s attempt to enter their building in Minneapolis today:

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

genuinely how was i going to bed in this type of weather without a heated blanket. lunacy. i need to be wrapped up pita style

Live each day as if it were your last: in bed and heavily medicated

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS. Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies. AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS. Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

This is who ICE murdered. A VA nurse who dedicated his life to helping critically ill veterans.

Shared from twitter user @GEEDEEzNut: NO ONE is talking about Tiktok’s latest update on their terms and services -tracks your citizenship/immigration status -Religious beliefs -mental and physical health diagnosis -your race -if you’re TRANS or NONBINARY -sexual preferences and orientation

what are you doing back theWHOOAA

why am I seeing jira ads on my leisure television. Im gonna blow my --

my pyramid of pickles i will eat (not inc the pickles I've already eaten)

The little treats cannot keep pace with the horrors

as someone who grew up in nyc, i finally had the experience of understanding how annoying we are about fucking pizza. i'm so sorry to everyone i've ever nagged about pizza.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

wooo it's 4:45pm and the sky is still slightly bright such that I don't need a lamp yet! the sun! she lives!

since I cannot afford Good Pizza at this time, I have to get frozen pizza if I want any so I have to shoutout Screamin Sicilian for making possibly the best frozen pizzas I've ever had. ample toppings, spread out nicely, good crust, cooks evenly, tastes pretty good! and they give you a fake mustache

In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes

Why did medieval people dig thousands of narrow, dead end tunnels approximately 1000 years ago? And why were they kept so secret?? more on this mystery in my new blog post!!! weirdmedievalguys.substack.com/p/the-secret...

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

the dark covenant is 4 months of freezing, snow, and darkness, but also a lil citrus every night in bed while i watch my comedies

What it’s like to visit Astro Facebook

Cleaning transcripts is very interesting because you get to see everyone's filler words/noises. Some people use "um" a lot, others "uh," and "like" has pretty much solidified itself as one of those filler noises. I remember back when we were scolded for using "like" as a filler.

jupiter has too many moons. His Greed sickens me

Hermes: *sitting on a bench* Apollo: why do you look so sad? Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you Apollo: *sits down* Hermes: this bench is freshly painted

The propeller beanie stays on during sex

I may be certified in Hellenistic astrology and project management and art-related stuff but above all I am a certified aspect line HATER as soon as I open any astro software they go in the bin 🚮

If you're taking to the streets to protest, know your rights.

“Fuck ICE!” chants & a brass band performing “Which side are you on?” as hundreds march in Manhattan, NYC against ICE and in solidarity with Minneapolis.

my cutie patootie

that was a monday-ass sort of weekend

i watched a few episodes of golden girls while I was away for a friend's wedding but now I've invested in a full watch and it's fabulous. so charming. so funny, with drivebys of poignant moments. idk that I've had such genuine laughs in a while.

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

Virgo: New year, new you. There is literally a new version of you out there hunting you down. Good luck!

Cancer: New year. New you? Let’s hope so.

Aries: Live, laugh, lower your expectations.

i'm sooooo sleepy but it's noon which means it's just a few hours from sunset which means it's almost bedtime anyway so I should wait for bedtime? probably?

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

O Comunismo Espacial Gay Luxuoso Completamente Automatizado vem aí. E NINGUEM PODE NOS PARAR. ENG: The Fully Automatic Luxury Gay Space Communism is coming. AND NOBODY CAN STOP US.

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happy new myeah

I know we're about to do year in reviews or whatever so here's mine: [LONG FART SOUND] and here's what I learned: [EVEN LONGER FART SOUND] so I'm looking forward to 2026

Was at the liquor store earlier today, and... what

Tech wythout heart ys harmful. For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching

you ever go to the bathroom and -- hello??

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

snoozy