grateful for my weird chicken

my new job seems to think I am some kind of expert on dashboards which I guess I could be but also I do not want to be important at work at this point in time, thank you. "it takes us months to do this work" great perfect keep doing that! im trying to be relaxing this summer WITH a full paycheck.

Just remembered I have a pair of shoes with a cat "monogram." The shoes were made in Romania and they gave me the option of adding a monogram. I asked if they could do my cat instead. The design was made by nailing small tacks — same ones to make the heel — at the shoe's waist.

Virgo: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead. At least your crypt is opulent yet tasteful.

Leo: Voices from your past will reach out to you this week to remind you that you still owe them money.

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

Aries: This is a good week to stay in bed and weep uncontrollably.

my throat and nose have been funky and i've been nervous I'm getting sick all while forgetting, once again, that it is allergy season, and I have been leaving the apartment for work, and therefore am outside where the allergens are

😭😭😭

tell me terrible dating app stories. remind me that I don't want to be on the apps.

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

well that explains this morning

pray for my favorite shoes, the bottom of the heel fell off and I'm gonna try and see if I can get them fixed + touched up on the leather :'(

wish i could have the heated blanket experience without having to drag it out and plug it in.

Virgo: Steer clear of conflicts this week by moving to the crawlspace.

Aries: You have a big life choice to make so watch endless YouTube videos instead of thinking about it.

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

Seasonal-ish reminder that if you're ever looking for cost-friendly options, I offer pay-what-you-want horaries all day every day and $35-50 options for single-question topics and electional astrology (the full price readings I spend 10+ hours prepping for are booking May-August dates, too)

what in the heavens can I blame for being so sleepy all the time for the past 2 weeks?

phenomenal news! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/t...

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

why don’t i slip into something more comfortable (jorts)

Leo: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.

Virgo: Feeling a bit lighter today? That's because you finally abandoned your hopes and dreams.

Sam is da bessssss, and so are all the classmates I had who became my good good friends. You not only learn the essentials of the craft but you also build community. Those study groups are essential for getting better... together!

Sam is a great teacher! The time together in a live class with other students was exactly what I needed

she knows nothing. thinks nothing. only snuggles

You asked, we listened 🤭 Take Your Seats for our free YouTube premiere of The Importance of Being Earnest on 12 March at 7pm. Accessible worldwide, with British Sign Language, Audio Description and Closed Caption versions available. Find out more here 👇 www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/take-your-se...

watching it now and it's AMAZING. The sets are gorgeous

happy ides of march! 🔪

"hmm I have the urge to relaunch my dating app profiles........ moon must be fucky" and indeed. moon's a bit fucky.

What the great philosophers failed to consider is my feelings

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i was running out of household/bathroom/personal care products the last few months and I was genuinely thinking I wouldn't be able to replace my facial cleanser and razor heads and stuff which wouldn't be the end of the world but it would've been a hit to morale

swapping from working pacific time to east coast time changes the quality of the day immensely 😩 I'm more effective but I miss my morning walks. maybe if i get up at 5 i will have time? 😭

today in mercury rx: I received my equipment for work, the login doesn't work (which I was warned might happen because it's been happening a lot to their new hires) and they spelled my name wrong in my email but also instead of a monitor, they sent me a server by accident

now that I've had my first day and such, I'm happy to say I scrounged up a job :) so I will remain in chicago and you WILL see me at UAC!!!

just a little bit of sunshine and temps above freezing and I get excited about warm weather........ the sun is a malefic To You but not To Me. i'll sit under satan's ballsack if it means I don't have to be cold anymore

fluff

I had to move my alarm up over an hour and this upcoming weekend I lose another hour ;o;

fluff

as an asthmatic any respiratory issues are The Worst and I would love to add this to my defense ;o;

already struggling 💀

I have some equipment coming in the mail that needs a signature but I'm being mercury retrograded by ups because they don't ring the doorbell! ever! and so I don't know when they are here! and they just leave a notice!

there's little choice about an hoa when you buy an apartment in chicago, they all have one, but I deeply resent them (I can't put up a sign for a local candidate in my own windows because it faces out and therefore "ruins the public appearance of the building")

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Trying not to spoil my presentation for anyone, but it is so fun to write about love, romance, sex, and kink in astrology!!! See you on zoom, Thursday? www.eventbrite.com/e/seminar-un...