"sometimes luck is the residue of design" - my Sagittarius Jupiter, Capricorn Saturn dad

first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken

mercury throwin that tantrum before going back into scorpio, I see. cloudflare runs something like 40% of the internet and it is having ✨issues✨ today so a lot of the internet is down

never uncoze always stay toasty

is that cillian Murphy's bush and peepee (im watching 28 days later for the first time)

it's going

misteaks were made, i guess

okay cute jokes venus and mercury very funny VERY CUTE SO CUTE now hurry the fuck up, assholes

forcing myself to step outside bc it's gonna be like 70F today which is absurdly warm, and probably the last time it will happen until spring. and I have not been outside since Sunday.

Familial astrology observations: Children *often* inherit the planetary signature of their parents, not necessarily the exact sign. So like Gemini placement parents seem to have Virgo placements children (or vice versa) because they are both children of Mercury rather than of a specific sign

there's some kinda 🤝🤝🤝 for the iron giant and treasure planet kids. they both hit the right THING. i am a treasure planet kid tho. iron giant was good but i need the SAUCE of betrayal

every time i get an email that isn't job related I'm ??? why are you speaking to me

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

hmmm im already pmsing so let me watch the iron giant for the first time, which i've heard makes people cry

@workday.com At 22 skills added, the My Experience page of an application times out and gives a VPS code, and a user can't proceed with the app. 21 skills is slow, but does get me to the next page. An experienced professional has way more skills than 20, so I would love if this were looked into

nothin stings like writing a cover letter you really put thought into and liked, and getting a rejection

i guess i DON'T need to go to the bathroom

she was VERY naughty tonight and attempted to steal my dinner! ma'am, i did not raise you this way!

adding Skills is what breaks the process. that's fun.

mercury rx eating workday alive

first snows are usually a flurry or two that barely sticks but this was a whole ass storm 😬

here she is, my favorite

😭 first snow yay? but my friend has a birthday thing today and i hope she invokes birthday girl rights and says it's too fuckin cold

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

and now my apartment will smell like onion for a week, which stops smelling good within 12 hours

Because, as I have said, it’s only good universal use case is disciplining labor.

this doesn't work on me, fools

Robots don't need to look like people. It's ridiculous to want them to look and act like people. Anyone who is excited about humanoid robots is just someone who wishes they could own slaves, tbh.

[bangs pots and pans together] IF YOU GIVE ME A PAY RANGE AND THEN ASK ME WHAT RANGE I EXPECT FOR BASE SALARY, I WILL PARROT IT BACK TO YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, MAYBE SAY YOUR PAY RANGES BETTER

we have a new groomer who was so good with her that she was turning into sleepy goo by the end. and she got a lil bandana that she seems to enjoy

im gonna start biting

Metric Tip xkcd.com/3164/

I keep having flashbacks to tv shows like beastmaster and relic hunter and the lost world maybe I should track down and rewatch those, they kind of capture the spirit of what I find so fun about 80s/90s content (I think? i don't remember them in THAT great detail)

in my unemployment I've been watching a lot of movies because I have a lot of uninterrupted time and focus I would normally spend on work is spent on job applications and then I have some to spare. I have a guillermo del toro marathon in mind, but I'm also keen on 80s/90s movies

live view from cuomo hq

anyway as ive been watching the blade movies... i hope mr wesley snipes knows how hansum he is

full moon in my profected house please do something useful

I applied for this job SEVENNNNN months ago and you still have it open? fuck you. [applies again]

loaf o'clock in the morning

Officially 30 applications sent since October 20th 🫠

today's the kind of day where I want someone to load me into a cannon and just shoot me into the lake.

rejection emails have arrived, so we know my email works.

God never gives you more than you can handle unless it would be funny from God's perspective to do so

to make it up to myself im gonna watch Blade for the first time also

weekends are in fact the worst parts of time when you are unemployed because there's NO chance you will get any information about anything. No calls. No emails. No stupid l*nkedin messages.

i still get texts from political orgs in nyc (no matter how much i unsubscribe and unsubscribe...) and they're having Meltdowns rn

i finally finished twilights and my thought is it's not better or worse than most marvel movies. just more mormon yassified people with superpowers engaging in dramatics until the last 20 minutes where a big fight happens but also nothing in the status quo ever changes