NOT THE SLOW ACOUSTIC COVER OF COMPLICATED #loveisland

end of the night and not one person has mentioned mass deportations or palestine of attacks on trans people

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

how come nobody so far has mentioned the gestapo raids or palestine at all yet ?? since when did the tony’s get unpolitical

it’s been 10 years and ive never been able to figure out why they think the bullet is a thing anyone cares about in hamilton #tonyawards

weed makes me send all my friends too many reels but vyvanse makes me post too much

the internet hates the unemployed boyfriend tm but i have one that spends all day applying for jobs and ALSO does all my housework, which i will miss when he finally goes back to work

happy milf reveal day to all my friends with hot moms

how a cup of coffee looks at me when im on stimulant medication and not supposed to be drinking caffeine

what do you think sara ahmed thinks of "feminist killjoy" giving birth to "social justice warrior" giving way to "the friend that's too woke"

people who dont wanna read real books always point to the lowest common denominator for why books arent good, but if you pointed out the worst possible fanfic you'd be accused of elitism

omg they chose the new #pope!!

fuck it, conclave sympathy is a knife edit

do you think anyone in the group chat sent an “omg” in it when the news broke? because I’m definitely that group chat member in mine

"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order." Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist

Yes. Let's fucking go. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

i miss the twitter that existed when hannah hovarth tweeted "all adventurous women do." nobody could ever skeet "all adventurous women do."

lmaoooooooo

she jack on my beanstalk till in fee fi fo fum

the official looney tunes account posted what I believe is the realest shit ever

me after seeing pics of useless dems tonight

soy El Chapo Roan

show me you in a hat 🧢 a wig can be a hat

the proverbs 31 woman is trans and she does all that stuff to affirm her gender

what if this was the moment you found out that horses have internal society with a caste system plus also your friend knows the president of horses AND FURTHERMORE your friend has been on SO MANY adventures with the president of horses that he will drop whatever he’s up to when your dude whistles

I Coyoacan’t

frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”

I am never going to forget the virulent, eliminationist anti palestinian racism that this society's elites have chosen to tolerate while pretending to care about universalist human values. I simply cannot unsee it.

10 years ago we had Bob Egg, Johnny Plane, and Steve SSRI and now we ha

men love when you watch them play video games. it feels really good for them.

you've radicalized me | patreon.com/lubchansky

woke 2 is coming and its going to make mao look like jon stewart

mark sucked that man’s dick right off the bone

taylor the latte boy was actually an incredibly reckless and irresponsible barista. an undisclosed extra espresso shot?? in someone kirsten chenoweths size?? he could have killed her!!

need 2 watch bbc merlin

when will the music theatre bfa industrial complex answer for its crimes

you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?

what do we think about the fact that emily gilmore is a Bernadette Mama Rose girly?

*me looking at the democrats refuse to listen to their voters, pretend everything was fine as the wealth divide between rich and poor grew with each passing day, lie through their teeth multiple times, and fund a genocide red and blue voters didn't support* "wow how could the voters do this."

from 2018-2021 i had two girls who called themselves my best friends and then when i moved to ireland they ghosted me without any explanation anyway if you’re one of those girls fuck you

i’ve gotten a lot of messages from baby queers being like “will we get through this” and the answer is yes. i don’t know how it’ll all go down and it will suck for a while but your human spirit is 10000x stronger than their hatred. it’s the only reason you’ve gotten this far

playing a game with my boyfriend where he sits next to me while i sing songs from musicals