every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

two normal guys! our two most normal guys

Kind of insane to see but you also gotta consider that the alternative is Trump having an FBI director who actually tries to do all the insane and dangerous shit he’s asking them to do

They should (also) give out one 20-foot-tall stoat to each team

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

It's going to be very loud when these gold medalists are honored at Michigan Stadium during a commercial break.

THE AMERICAN FLAG IS BEING RAISED TO CELEBRATE A GOLD MEDAL RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN EQUALLY SIZED MICHIGAN FLAG

LAKELAND ICE ARENA

Spiritually, this intermission is also presented by Pokemon

working ourselves into a shoot so hard that we're saying things in public like "Mark Messier the GOAT". for most of Mark Messier's career he wasn't even the best player on his own team

a bunch of Canadians have posted this show in my mentions today and now i need to know more about this show where an ownerless German Shepherd wanders around Canada helping people in need

THE WOLVERINE THE RED WING

The Big Ten will once again feature two ranked women's basketball teams facing off, but the game will have almost no viewership because it's on the paywalled BIG+ streaming service. awfulannouncing.com/league-netwo...

YEAH

That was wild.

The Tigers should save Verlander's return start for Opening Day in Detroit

"rich asshole who stops a multi-billion dollar project and causes an international incident to protect his lucrative duty-free gasoline concession" is really the perfect exemplar of parasitic trumpism. think of how wealthy the american people would be if we shook off all these bloodsuckers.

A fear-based way of life bsky.app/profile/dail...

literally nothing he's claimed ever came true, and that should be the way anything about something new he's claiming is introduced

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Bad Bunny x Jim Harbaugh

I didn't understand the "AI Will Kill You" commercial for AI

AJ BARNER, THE NATIONAL CHAMPION

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Bad bunny show has featured taco trucks, heterosexual weddings, and landscaping. I would think evangelicals would love this

Puerto Rico may be too cool to be an American state. They need to become a Canadian province.

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

I see AI is taking the “thing no one wants which is prominently advertised during the Super Bowl” slot this year, previously occupied by the likes of cryptocurrency, gambling apps and Quibi

Used OpenAI to code an app during that last break

A movie called Disclosure Day right at the start of the game is something.

Tom Brady having the presence of mind to have every other legend sign his jacket is a genius move.

The Super Bowl pregame isn't as cool when facing the sunlight.

I SHAVED MY BEARD OF SIX WEEKS WHEN IT WAS 4-0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Stephen A Smith bsky.app/profile/goli...

aaah

Chris Berman

We're tied at Yost

That is absolutely a dirty play.

These production values show the B1G can do this with college hockey any time they want to — proving that generally speaking the conference with the best hockey in the country just doesn’t want to.

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

I’m seeing the stuff about someone calling his mom something despicable coming out a bar and McKenna decked the kid. More people should be Scared of being punched in the face for being shitheads. If his draft stock could get higher, it would in my books!! Kids techie and scraps!! That’s a winner!