josh naylor :)

Cal robbed of the MVP this year. “Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records." Absofuckinglutely bullshit.

thinking about the 2025 Seattle Mariners. just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

baseball is about the damned narrative and my good friend Caleb John Raleigh had one of the narratives of all time

Cal was robbed btw

'Hail, Caesar!' cultural/critical reevaluation time

it's so funny calling Kershaw a "2025 world series champion"

getting the gang back together

I'll always remember when he hit that triple and everyone was like "Mitch Garver triple??????????????"

sucks that the Dodgers won, but at least I get a little consolation that the loser Jays couldn't seal the deal (respectfully)

I wish we could have had Kershaw finishing his career with blowing the world series

at least Yamamoto got to pop the fuck off. dude is insane

it's Blue Joever

twink death :(

the VHS playing in the background selection for tonight

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

princess sleia

selections from spirit halloween

found a Jared Leto wig at Spirit Halloween

I'm out of butternut squash soup and I'm so pissed

the fun thing about hockey is you get to learn so many fucked up last names. they're cooking up crazy white boy names up in the cold places

going to a Kraken game tonight. anyone know how hockey works?

Joey Votto and a parrot

The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 1 (2021) - 0:52:09 Dir. Peter Jackson Runtime 157 minutes 🚬 x 73, or one cigarette every 2.15 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-beatles-get-back/

Jays in 5

fuuuuck the Dodgers lmfao

it's so funny that everyone has been taking it for a given that the Dodgers would sweep the Jays. this rocks

Christine; excellent flick, thank you John Carpenter, my beloved

thinking about the 2025 Seattle Mariners

so glad I only care about one sport and I don't have to go through playoffs 3+ times a year

me, I don't have to worry about whether my favorite baseball team would accept a White House invitation, and I think that's beautiful

on the bright side, I'm free from baseball for 6 months

Man, what a year for Vlad Jr. and the entire Guerrero family.

love my beautiful boys, let's see what the Mariners can do next year. GOMS!

well, that was a hell of a season

absolutely banging score

bringing a picture of Eugenio Suárez to the salon next time I get a haircut

nw a film quite relevant to our current moment

thank God I can finally be free of Mariners baseball in a week and a half

feeling normal about Mariners Baseball

eugenio suarez... greatest athlete of all time? it's possible

feeling normal and calm about the Seattle Mariners

I need to go on an insane 2 month reading binge after baseball season to catch up. I've only read 11 of my goal of 24 and I'm not gonna chicken out and count audiobooks, so the plan is to blast through a bunch of 180 page old school sf/fantasy paperbacks

Mariners win the World Series in 7, Winds of Winter announced with a Q4 2026 release date 👁

baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders

I don't care about Trump I don't care about diarrhea I just care about the Mariners winning the World Series (don't remind me that they're going to meet Trump after that happens I don't want to think about it)