Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance

everyone involved in the decision to take this team out of basketball deserves a fresh hot hell

texting my mom "elon musk went to the oval office on drugs with a black eye and people think that stephen miller punched him because his wife works for x now and she's probably pregnant with another musk baby and then the democrats tweeted a cuck chair at stephen miller so x nuked their account"

The ideal outdoor temperature is between 55 and 75 degrees.

This shit is fire

still not over this

Aht aht. Oh buddy I heard this is low key where the heathens be REALLY heathening.

Draymond is just much less interesting and not as good Dennis Rodman

Taking a break from Twitter so I just wanted to say hello

@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social 🫵🏽

What do you mean? Ohhhhh….yeahhh.

Anti-Vaxton Lynch

"It was unclear who yelled first"

Aaron Rodgers and George Pickens in the same huddle sounds hilarious to me brother. LOCK IT IN.

The Steelers wr room will literally fight that qb

Rodgers + Pickens + DK = crash out chaos

Lmaoooo the Steelers are about to sign WHOM???!

I'm not going to throw a tantrum bc they didn't land 2 specific WRs. GB needs to land a starting CB and an immediate difference maker at either DL or EDGE. If they fail to do that, I'll be frustrated

Twitter is down on the first day of NFL free agency lmao

Welcome to NFL free agency. Twitter's loss is Bluesky's gain. Maybe the NFL will end up wishing it had allowed its teams to open accounts here.

The TV show FRIENDS is not that bad and is actually kind of funny

Tag @kingfavre.bsky.social and tell him to post about going to the gym over here. He’s still over on the bad site talking about getting Jordan Love some help.

Hey I just wanted to let everyone here know that over on Twitter they’re saying MFFL stood for More Food For Luka

Scary hours

Lmaooo close enough. TELL HIM WHAT HE’S WON, JOHNNY!!!

Might as well just shovel a couple spoonfuls of flour into your mouth. It's cheaper.

I got a coworker that loves these. He is insane.

Before I get into his truly AWFUL food takes, this man HATES the song Wonderwall, so he is not allowed to speak on cookies—EVER!

Facts

Mike Tyson (2024)

I’m fucking crying

Oh Lord, here he goes

Need a big Buford and fries from Checkers

Fhsdhshdj

They really debating if Deion would be a good coach for the Cowboys. ESPN beyond cooked.

New Lil Baby in 2024

When the brands start joining it might be Joever for Twitter

As they should, libraries are the coolest thing on earth

If you came here from Twitter with a new @ and/or profile pic you going to hell

Another app for @kingfavre.bsky.social to post about not going to the gym on

Piggly Wiggly fried chicken never let me down

Nasty

@lesshumbleteej.bsky.social hello sir do you have a minute to talk about the rockets signing Dillon brooks?