Also Clit Bosa is fucking hysterical 😭

I’ve hit my idiot limit today. I’m bout to check out until tomorrow

Clit Bosa out here.

Everyone hush. The Legion of Donk is on Raw.

Ima act like yall said yes…ok…here they go…

Ratchet, thick and aggressive

If you endorse a military draft or mandatory service time or something of that ilk, I will not follow you down the road. Go do that somewhere else

I’m tired boss

Got 2 trophies, learned country women LOVE bikers from atlanta, and still made it home before sunrise. Talladega don’t owe me shit 🫡

Bruh some solicitors were beating on my door like the police or a scorned lover. Woke me up in a panic

I know we don’t have like proof proof but that shit is hilarious

Spideekash?? Oh he’s making webs with it. A real freaky frog

No idea. I just make women laugh and dont make the situation weird. Other men have set the bar very low.

I kink shame. idc.

Absolutely

Coming in a close second

Mirror selfies >>

!!!!

Druski hiding a white relative and dropping em down like the big Joker when he needed a book is funnier than the skit 😂

The riff raff gain power by you acknowledging them. Pay them hoes no mind and live your life how you choose.

Real rap… why even pay attention to people who don’t fuck with you? Unless they run up on you? Pay them in dust.

The golden rule

You def can see she has them big ole dinner plate areolas too smh buddy goofed.

Shhhhhh 🤫🤫🤫

She posted the yitties off the page. Yea it’s a wrap

I wonder if this was the straw that broke the camel’s back

Only reason to go through the phone is cause you looking for confirmation. Shawty was already on the way out

We gotta see his shooting percentage 🤣 if he’s under the Mendoza line she gotta let it slide

Ya know what’s funny about dudes cheating? It’s not difficult, but is at the same time cause he gotta put some shots up. Y’all husbands be getting friendzoned just to get away from you cause he’s playing a game that requires volume shooting. He’s the main character gettin fried in groupchats 😂

Best way to not get caught cheating is not to cheat. 100 percent effective. But if that’s not on the table then be fucking vigilant🤣 learn from women how to juggle rosters discretely

On the bright side she did say the hoes can have him. At least summer will be fun 🤣🤣

The game cold. But fair

Now you know you supposed to turn face recognition off and rotate that passcode for those shenanigans.

Damn buddy ain’t lock his phone too good.

Did I drive 20 mins for a breakfast sandwich? Yes.

Oh we letting Trey Songz do things still? Interesting.

Need the “turtleneck” gif by noon tomorrow

Warm weather which means I can ride

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Thus is what I get for upping the weight in the gym I already know my back is going to be sore

Caught a cramp in both my forearms 😫

ngl when the new fable game drop, yall might not see me for a week

I mean. Depends on the room tbh

Steak ain’t defrost in time 😭😭

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