I try sometimes. I can’t front, it be hard tho.

I need to see the video for premium laughter. What platform is that?

Ouchies

What y’all been doing over here? Behaving or naw?

When @fost.bsky.social walks past me at things, I imagine it’s how normal sized people feel around me.

Bruh you walked past me and I felt small. I never feel small. Told the person I was with, that’s what NFL retired looks like. I’m what we’d football retired looks like. Your big ass must be hell on regular folk.

- I can’t take how cute this is.

I ain’t opened this app in weeks.

“I'm a racist to a point, y'know, fucking n-----s. But then, when it comes to nice people...” “If we're gonna fuck with n-----s, let's get a rich one!” - Terry Bollea

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

Felt.

Yes

I’ve always liked “The Big Fundamental”. Shaq wild for that

The checkout line was so unhinged

*Nigga in Paris

Your pants first, apparently

When an SEC team goes 6-6.

She said take your time… what’s the rush?

What’s hannin

This what that means?

All right, this is a long shot, I don’t know many people in either of these places but I’m asking anyway: if you’re in Utah or Idaho and can foster or adopt George here, drop me a line? We can arrange transport anywhere in Utah or Idaho for sure, possibly farther

Not mad at that one. I wouldn’t debate against it

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Is it safe to say Mr. Cross gave us the top one?

This is the exact reason why the 14th Amendment Section 3 bars insurrectionists from holding future office. And yet, an insurrectionist literally sits in the White House in defiance of 14A3.

Who are they?

May the Schwartz be with you

Also the thing about Wemby is his skill set is different than Chet’s and he’s also even more freakishly long. So he’s playing with a different set of advantages

He’s about as wide as a notebook. Rail thin extremities. Extremely tall, so leverage is non existent. He is what he is. He can get stronger, but that’s about it.

I worded it wrong. Yes, the weight room is gonna help him strength wise for sure, but size/weight would help at his position. He’s not KD.

The gym ain’t gonna help Chet much. Marginally maybe. Peep that frame though. He is what he is

Boy built like dental floss

That boy named Benedict

Paige Bueckers with 30. Generational.

Final: Braves 6 Brewers 2

Boy name Benedict

Players this century with 25+ points in an NBA Finals game at age 22 or younger ⤵️ Kobe Bryant Tony Parker LeBron James Kawhi Leonard And now… Bennedict Mathurin It’s a postseason career-high for Mathurin, also becoming the youngest player since 1971 to score 25+ off the bench in a Finals game 🔥

You dating Musiq Soulchild?

You should’ve sent back “H-O-W-C-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-B-E-S-O-C-R-U-E-L-T-O-M-E-M-Y-LOOOOOVE?”

Aht aht. Oh buddy I heard this is low key where the heathens be REALLY heathening.

My Lordt

Leave me alone. I’m still growing.

I've been doing comedy for 23 years this year. I could have gave up long ago but fuck that. I've come too far. Now I'm shooting a special and taking the next step. Don't ever give up.