i once got arrested wearing a metal gear solid shirt

i don't have any nazi tattoos

thankful that once upon a katamari waited to release until i came down with another devastating illness. her Timing

i love dungeon synth because reading fans talk about it feels like unearthing a forgotten hypnospace outlaw webring

cody has stolen more assorted detritus from gas stations than he has had years on this earth - three times over at least. he has never felt anything about this [REDACTED] once stole a generation of homunculi from his employer’s lab. he didn’t feel great about it, but he doesn’t regret it either

The Austin police department shot me in the chest with a less lethal round for trying to help a person off the ground during a protest. They fired tear gas at anti ICE protesters a few months ago. Do not be foolish enough to embrace them.

Welcome to Bluesky

wore the frog shirt again today and am beginning to wonder if this shirt is charmed somehow. when I wear it, people forget to ring up items in my purchases. they stop me to show me images of frogs they themselves have taken, or just to say I have “incredible style” (when I OBSERVABLY DO NOT)

coffee total came out to 7.77. it’s like in heaven

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road

really glad all the discussion around x markers in passports has been dominated by a bunch of people who were MUCH too smart to do that bc “it was always going to be a list” like. cool! you’re right man. fuck me and everybody else who was a big stupid idiot i guess

ngl i thought that dried plums were called prunes bc they got all wrinkly and their main audience doesn’t require them to have appetizing branding. come to find out the genus is literally “prunus domestica” ? blow me over with a feather, bitch

phantom of the paradise fanart from last year

heartbreaking: local queer at the point in their voice change journey where the only artist consistently within sing-along range is mamoru miyano

This is old and it's not even the first time I've seen it but I need to stress to everyone that I am the reincarnation of this teenage girl

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

just finished ORB (2024)! I have Many thoughts that haven’t quite crystallized fully, but I will say it is undoubtedly one of my favorite anime of recent years, and one that I think will thematically resonate for a long time

I had my own issues with the writing in hades 2, but i also feel like the story is not the reason that people are coming to this particular well for this particular drink? Perhaps I’m Simple but i think I’m okay with a little underwhelming writing in exchange for some enjoyable gameplay

check this out lmao

The tumblrinas are always so right

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

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MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

I keep seeing reviews for That Woman’s album use the phrase “sexually transmitted CTE,” and it is the most incisive read I’ve heard in a minute. Just incredible. I winced when I first heard it spoken aloud.

i dont care if i wash up posting in irc and newspaper comment sections none of these dipshits is ever getting my id

A little spread from my new garbage pail kids deck!!! I got it a while back and only just got around to interviewing it lol - I love the art so bad, I’m excited to start using it more often

THE ADDAMS FAMILY OCEAN 1993 SEGA GENESIS

my cat always gets megavocal right before i have a Health Episode™️ and while i appreciate the help, i’m legitimately considering service training so he doesn’t just Scream Forever until I lay down lmao

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in

was out walking and accidentally bumped a guy who was carrying a bunch of heavy looking shopping bags so i was like augh sorry man and he said ‘never apologize for being a beautiful woman on the go’ which tbh is the sort of energy way more of you should be bringing to our interactions on here

save a horse #jicopic

how many times are you allowed to use the word "porny" in a sci-fi novel. it's coming up more than i expected

don’t forget to experience joy everybody

Panty & Stocking & Elvira 🦇🍷🗡️ - #elvira #pantystocking #art #halloween

I don’t know if they let cowboys in 👼🏻😈 #art

he looks like tumblr daddy dom severus snape. he looks like a greyhound found a magic wig that granted it the power of speech and joined the CIA. he looks like modern day AU kylo ren with a wasting disease