Every year the news slouches closer to an all clickbait model, where every article is called “this will make you mad”

My humble submission to the new Bank of England with concepts for the new bank notes to please both sides.

Quote tweet with your preferred native wildlife to feature on bank notes

Kemi and the Tories hate animals now

Have discovered one of the cats is feeding mice to the ancient dog, leaving a mouse in the exact spot every morning.

I'm sorry are you fucking kidding? GOV.UK is beloved to the point where normal people will bring it up unprompted in Reddit threads or on TikTok as an example of how digital services should work

This is really weird

Krishnan Gurumurthy just used the term "Nepo-Ayatolla" on the news.

FACTS: Net Zero barely nudges your bill. Fossil‑fuel wars send it through the roof. So when Farage and his ilk slags off renewables while fanning conflict, remember who actually hikes your costs.

A slightly different take on "very complete, pretty much"

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

The baleful legacy of Innocent Smoothies.

Rivers are living beings.

Sarah C. Andersen (born June 15, 1992) US cartoonist and illustrator #Womensart

"Sleep your way out of your hometown" is such a killer line #ladytron

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

This drumming bit is good #paralympics opening ceremony

Moderately amused by the Channel 4 app on this TV having *some* ads that won't mute the audio. LOL super funny, arseholes

Something a bit personal today. Edinburgh News covered why I built Afterloss. It started when my dad passed away and I found myself in a bank, not knowing that my power of attorney had died with him. www.afterloss.uk www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/dalkeit...

Touch the cleansing fire of the nuclear stove.

Am shopping for houses and the trend of sludge colour painted walls ... hmm, i am not convinced, posh people

a. piece. of. software. is. not. the. type. of. entity. that. can. gain. consciousness.

Idly thinking we are probably due that direct supernova anyway about now...

Thought that was Mek-Quake for a second...

What is the point of putting an Ai into the app where people move things around on a board, and not having it do even that? POINTLESS arrrrgh Fuck, this bubble better burst soon

Hey Miro take some screengrabs of the links listed on this URL "oh i can't do that, you have to screengrab and import them yourself" hmm. fine. Miro arrange these screengrab images in ascending order based on the name "oh I can't move objects, you'll have to move them yourself" OH FUCK OFF

This is really dirty. Palantir, Mandelson, Global Counsel. NHS. www.ft.com/content/6c54... NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform while also advising company

Some digital work is doing forms online and some is making digital services and the gradient between those two points is not smooth. More crunchy, like peanut butter and I am sat right on a nutty bit.

This shit should be illegal. No one needs this. Remember it was famously reported that Zuck kept a cover over his laptop camera.

Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions. What stage of the apocalypse is this? polymarket.com/event/nuclea...

Stable geniuses at work

this is cursèd

This is Grown Up Politics. Peak sensible

I do indeed Love This

All that Trump arse kissing for nothing. Sad.

That "fuck you" has got to be coming

Counterpoint: I’m definitely calling it that

Buy the cheap baked beans, add curry powder, ground pepper and soy sauce. Superior beans.

Thats ticking someone's boxes

a big problem for Labour is that one of their main attack lines on the Greens - defence - forces them to make the case that this man is not just a reliable strategic partner, but should remain our main one

Sir Keir is in a very difficult position *that he and his idiot mates stridently forced themselves into*, while roaring abuse at better, smarter people who warned them against it. While sending legions of coppers to arrest people protesting against them. Frankly: fuck ‘em.

man I cannot tell you how unhappy mastodon made me, culturally those people are fucking MISERABLE there were individuals I liked but collectively it was like mainlining the Linux kernel mailing list plus the “funny” slashdot post comments

'Poppy' c.1852 by Anna Atkins, UK pioneer in botany and photography whose photographs created by the cyanotype process were the first ever to be published #womensart #WomensHistoryMonth

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Creative industries are the few we have left. We're going to sacrifice them for another country's AI industry?

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Unbelievable. Despite promising to change their ways, Thames Water is still on course to dump record amounts of sewage this year. This can’t go on. Water companies and their regulators must do their part to clean our waterways.

Wow they really are completely under the spell of the magic computer people

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE! On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules. Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel. If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...