what right wingers mean when they say immigrant

Maga lecturing on political violence is peak hypocrisy.

Presidential Venn Diagram. Inept Trump!

what about the MPs with far-right links? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

*puts Fitbit in the tumble dryer and eats more bacon*

If you hold a sombrero to your ear you can hear the sí.

I've just signed a petition calling on the Government to scrap all its contracts with Palantir - including its huge NHS database deal. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

If we truly believe in free speech, then Sir James Ratcliffe has as much right to voice his opinions about immigration in the UK as any other parasitical tax dodging prune faced billionaire hypocrite who lives in Monaco.

NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein. He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families. The memo was NOT to be published. The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏

British response to the film about Melania Trump: If they were screening it for free at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the curtains.

Policeman: so where were you last night? Suspect: I was at the cinema Policeman: so there’ll be plenty of people who can vouch for you then? Suspect: no, not really? Policeman: why not? Suspect: I went to see Melania

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

So that’s Zahawi and Dorries, failed to get into Lords and join Reform. Gullis couldn’t get a job after losing his seat in election, joins Reform. Jenkins loses her seat at election, joins Reform. Failures and grifting wankers to a fucking tee.

“We are the real victims here.” - heavily armed angry white entitled misogynists, every time.

We don’t have a problem with immigration in this country. We have a problem with racists.

Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE

Greetings from Greenland.......

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The gap between this government's self-image (as a group of grown-ups taking tough, effective decisions) and the reality (a bunch of hopeless ditherers whose primary objective is to avoid any criticism from the right) is so large it's visible from space.

It's increasingly clear that AI will destroy our ability to engage meaningfully with real life. On the other hand, have you tried real life recently?

My new year’s revolution is to make fewer mistakes this year.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Such patronising guff - “all the rural people want is to lick off a little of the muddy fox blood from the master of the hunt’s riding boots before offering their youngest daughter to a Freemason dressed as a sex beagle”

Hey guys, they lied to us. Those silica packets are fucking delicious!

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

There’s never been a better time to dress in a Santa costume and run through a big department store, accosting random shoppers and hissing, "Help me! They've dismantled the grotto and they're trying to lock me in the basement again! I can't take another year down there! Don't let them catch me!"

If you’re planning on going on, or following, a Boxing Day hunt (or any hunt for that matter), may your turkey sandwiches give you diarrhoea for a year, you awful, wicked person. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The exact people now saying "Nigel Farage was young and foolish at school" (to excuse his racism, bullying and harassment of fellow pupils at Dulwich College) are the same people who said "Shamima Begum was old enough to know what she was doing".

“pull one’s finger”

Please keep pets and small children indoors tonight. They can enjoy the fireworks when they start earning their keep, the bloody freeloaders.

Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.

Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC

he had a face like a house of commons vote - eyes to the right, nose to the left

Zhao had instructed staff at his crypto exchange not to apply anti-money laundering checks, with the result that US authorities were able to identify that Binance had been used for money laundering by terrorist groups including Hamas, al-Qaeda and ISIS. www.wsj.com/finance/curr...

Once again we’re being warned that if we ask billionaires to pay their fair share of tax they might leave the country. So it’s definitely worth trying.

I imagine for many magas, witnessing part of the White House being demolished to facilitate the building of a ballroom, the terrifying thought that they may have been duped must be closer than ever to the surface.

Bucks Fizz have let themself go.

You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment

Why is Prince Andrew giving up his titles if he’s not done anything wrong? Hmm…

The privatisation of water has been a disaster and continues to rip-off millions of customers whilst handing obscene bonuses to shareholders. It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.

Please can I have a Nobel peace prize, I helped a friend of mine murder a bunch of his neighbours and now I’ve told him to stop, so I’ve definitely done a peace. Give me the prize immediately please, not that anything could possibly go wrong, but just give it to me now, or else.

Over 14 years, the Tories and their friends robbed us blind. And Labour continues to support the privatised world that also robs us blind The rich are getting richer and, through their media & politicians, are telling the poor to ignore who is really making their lives harder & blame brown people

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Well don't I feel stupid

Andy Street is spot on. Birmingham is a brilliant city. Vibrant, diverse, wonderful.