"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

New on store

I dislike poking my finger into the four anuses of the Swiffer. I find it distasteful.

aubrey plaza as a ferengi named wow latinum

There is a fruit rotting away inside of you

Noam Hamburger.

Gilgamesh

Lady Come On You Can Get Dirty Once In Awhile

Maillard reaction sounds like a good name for a mechanic in a fighting game

1918 Migratory Bird Treaty Act, welcome to The War on Cars.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN JEREMY ALLEN WHITE IS JABBA THE HUTTS LARGE ADULT SON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS REAL

Our Madoka Magica ✨🎀

Shorts indeed

shep

me after my chud son finally gets slimed out

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

nine sols has a lot of interesting speedrun tech but they're really leaving money on the table by not giving them wuxia technique names

buddy its just a wacca machine

#HatsuneMiku #KasaneTeto #AkitaNeru Triple Baka and Red Carpet

you cannot get at it

you're so funny Steve everyone clap

hazard pay for our beaver comrades or we're striking

I hope this fanfic never gets beta read

North Carolina in 2026 is doing crime innovation & the reviews are fantastic www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...

jesus fucking christ lmao

Alchemists were kinda on to something with Rebis.

I HATE "take the high road" rhetoric, it is bullshit social conditioning used to sell people on the idea that tolerating mistreatment is a virtue "If you let an asshole off the hook, you get to feel noble as a treat", fuck no. If they go low, meet them in the mud & smash their head in with a rock

“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.” Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?

I don’t understand why people struggle so much with the idea that a lot of overly simplistic “rules” for creative processes are intended for literal children/to combat common newbie pitfalls and aren’t like hard and fast “””rules”””

Big Suit Bittern

My occasional delves into online museum archives keep unearthing gems (via metmuseum.org)

bug looksmaxxer called mandibular

what is yrc? that means, you can do a special move, instead of doing a special move normally, but that special move, is not landing any move, but when hes done the move, its still done the move. You understand?

Remember the safe word is 𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀬

Gundam Wing is better than Wicked.

some deets from the last drawing :] [ #fox #redfox #furry #furryart #fursona #anthro ]

snail wizard

The Body Pushing The Ultimate Limits Of Fuck Shizuku Tsukino

We genuinely need social media to go back to: Post: I ate a burger. It was sooo good. Reply: oh hell yeah.

drip fed

There is a mindworm that infects a specific kind of emotionally stunted person where they think enjoying something entered the creator into a faustian bargain with the Collective Fandom to "give the fans what they deserve". I fundamentally do not understand this insane belief. There is no contract.

Fucked up in the crib saying the subtitle of the Bisexuality Newsweek cover in the SoulCalibur II narrator voice

This is the only car culture we need.

I Want To Become A Brute Marina Yabuki

What fruit does vape juice come from? It’s incredible, the bountry of nature.