Our mayor is deeply committed to government by and for billionaires. He’s not only carrying a billionaire first agenda, but he’s trying to block resident-led initiatives and ballot handbook access. With Democrats like these in charge, today’s SF Democratic Party is yesterday’s Republican Party.

Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts

You're supposed to believe that this country is eternally teetering on the edge of communist central planning because our most leftist public figures at most want to use the democratic process to gently curb the most garish excesses of our economy. Preposterous

If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over

I will not accept criticism from anyone who enjoys the Babylon Bee. you are a subhuman to me I'm sorry to say and should be hunted for sport

I have internalized this as an aspirational goal and have found the spot where Voldo fits in my Blades 68 campaign. he’s a Tycherosi confessor emerging from a black door in the middle of a crowd of wealthy auction-goers, filleting Imperial Intelligence agents as they fail to gun him down

not polite to call some people stupid, but it is genuinely a party of stupid people

This political and cultural moment is crying out for people to plainly tell our ruling class of liars, thieves, and charlatans to eat shit. It's the fastest track to superstardom

i think it is probably difficult to pull the “this guy isn’t manly” gambit when you look like someone aged up the boss baby

lmao

Google unveils new AI-powered interactive experience designed to suffocate human publishing on the internet 10x faster

I wonder how it feels to go to bed at night thinking about how you recorded a snarky down-the-barrel takedown of a program costing 30x less than your boss’s second wedding that helps little babies. I wonder if you feel a little sad, a little empty. I wonder if you feel anything at all

MAGA media is in freefall. Exhibit A: Ben Shapiro www.instagram.com/reel/DYSe8iN...

Democratic Presidential Polling: AOC: 26% Buttigieg: 22% Newsom: 21% Harris: 13% Beshear: 4% Booker: 4% AtlasIntel / May 7, 2026

Social Media in 2035

If there is a budget crisis in SF, why is Mayor Lurie cutting taxes on billionaires?

Update on this podcast: they had Joel McHale on and Brent Spiner (Data) said that he thought William Shatner is the most famous person on earth because everyone knows Captain Kirk and it led to this moment Brent Spiner: name one person on earth more famous than William Shatner Joel McHale: Dracula

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

I hate how SJWs have infected pop culture with heavy handed lectures instead of having pure thrilling entertainment like when Captain Kirk visited a planet where half the people were purple and half were pink and they hated each other because of it until Mar’Tan Luther Q’ing taught them a better way

Podcasts in the Mystery Machine: Daphne - Smartless Velma - NPR bullshit Shaggy - Rogan Scooby - Doughboys Freddy - reciting old cumtown clips from memory

has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book

this is like a caricature of the small ball, no conviction, triangulating nonsense that many people associate with democrats

having the opportunity to feign surprise and drop this line would give me a kind of high no drug could reproduce

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

the 2 permissible things: 1. work at the new york times 2. go to nazi gala the 2 impermissible things: 1. say america kinda stinks 2. take a apple from kroger

This is what happens when SF is governed through a billionaire lens. Basically DOGE led by conservative Dems. Shutting down youth and senior health clinics, and slashing harm reduction, behavioral health, HIV/AIDS and LGBTQ health programs, affecting some of The City’s most vulnerable populations.

we all know I have no life, so:

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

Fuentes responds to this story on X, "I'm rich," and says on Telegram: "Mo money mo problems." In texts this morning, he told me it's "like an attack on my livelihood" and it's "mean"

If there were a progressive in Room 200 instead of a conservative, there would already be a recall underway over this

Whole lotta Democrats are just Republicans who dislike the GOP's aesthetics

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

Going up Filbert Street in SF

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

it rules that @bart.gov has autistic people making announcements in the stations for autism acceptance month