By inheriting it. Next question.

What fresh hell awaits us on this News Dump Friday?

Amazing piece. Highly recommend we all start calling AI (nee LLMs) “Sentence continuation machines.” (Gift link in quoted post)

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

This is so astroturfed, pathetic, and transparent, which makes it the perfect MAGA talking point.

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Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

Wife: I bought a paint by numbers book for the kids. The First Page:

Is anyone else really freaking out that we have a monarchy referendum in less than 6 months and the general public is basically unaware?

a company claiming to be worth $1.75 trillion reporting a $4.9 billion net loss on $18.67 billion in consolidated revenue for 2025, all run by a white supremacist fake engineer with a head full of cottage fucking cheese I'm sure it will go fine

ADL put out a new report on record high antisemitism in America, and documents more than 40K cases. Guess how may they document by Muslims and leftists? 3 Not 3%. Three total. Antisemitism is real, and it’s almost entirely coming from Christian nationalists. www.qasimrashid.com/p/who-is-ign...

Really have a hard time getting over all these guyAIs looking at this world simply teeming with problems with well known solutions & deciding the best way they can help is to create whole new global problems that no human alive even remotely understands never mind knows how to actually fix

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

That’s certainly one way to try to cover up the illegal $1.8B seditionist slush fund.

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

I’m firmly in favor of each and every one of these guys coming face to face with the public and realizing in real time that they’re unlikable, antisocial goons

I think the next James Bond should sigh a lot when he has to do stuff. A little whiny. Like he can still take out henchmen and all but he should play it like he’s really annoyed at having to do it all

Let this radicalize you

Ignore the “turns out” and minimize the headline. What remains is a thoughtful read that is worth a moment to ponder.

Roe V. Wade

Slightly increase a band Panic! At the Orchestra

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else.

That’s a hard fuck-no for me.

I suggest a 28th constitutional amendment: Section 1: Did we fucking stutter?

as long as john roberts has his majority, there is simply no pro democracy reform that will survive the supreme court. none.

Thinking again about how Mackenzie Scott has given away $19 billion of her $38b and still seen her net worth increase, these are some weird little pissbabies

I feel like his skills could have been put to better use at that specific point in time

One of the worst things to happen to America was journalism ceasing to be a middle income career like teaching or accounting and transforming into a bullshit job for precocious rich kids because parental subsidies are required for your first decade in the business.

I'm not the first to note this but AI psychosis just seems to be "experience what it's like to have yes men" and shows what has happened to any billionaire who has any kind of public profile

I was bored during a long drive so my parents gave me a rental car company road map. An hour later, I spoke up to tell them that we were lost.

The Access of Evil

Blow it up like the whale.

Only one month into the war and already there is a draft.

They think you're stupid.

LOLOL Avs fans bitching about a linesman getting hit by the puck. Such whiney bitches.

Just finished our first puzzle from The Magic Puzzle Company. That was way more fun than a jigsaw puzzle has any business being. From start to finish. 5yo and 3yo lost their ever loving minds on the magic trick. A++ Definitely buying the whole set.

Why are there some many empty seats in the lower bowl of an overtime playoff hockey game?

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

“I hate these nerds. Just because I’m dumber than them, they think they’re smarter than me.”

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Avs fans are the whiniest bunch in the league. I hate watching their home games.