if they’re gonna make being trans illegal i’m gonna stop saying “i’m transgender” and start saying “i’m committing transgender”

i am making soup tonight because it feels like a good night for soup

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Pink money. i’m going to be paid a feminine wage. or perhaps i will just play a game of monopoly.

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

*quadruple-checks that the memes i’m about to send to my family aren’t the horny sapphic ones*

The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video

I fully expect them to try and run playbook of trying to get anyone opposed to this fired as not supporting the troops and I don't think people are going to have it. We support the troops by not getting them killed in illegal wars for oil.

Democrats should be drawing up immediate articles of impeachment to file. This is an illegal war. There's no supporting this. Everyone needs to protest immediately as well. We cannot allow this to continue.

honoring the legacy of william shakespeare by writing smut in iambic pentameter

SO, this year is: Zelda's 40th Metroid's 40th Kid Icarus's 40th Castlevania's 40th Sonic's 35th Super Mario 64's 30th Pokemon's 30th Resident Evil's 30th Animal Crossing's 25th Luigi's Mansion's 25th Pikmin's 25th Terraria's 15th ...OKAY 2026, I SEE YOU. THE STAGE IS YOURS.

just doodling 😌

this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it

retroactively succeeding the bechdel test by later forcefemming the "man" we're talking about

some more birds-as-humans drawing prompts from my queer men’s bird club monthly art challenge! club is @ queermensbirdclub_LA on IG!

This mighty blade is called Godfucker. Legend has it, the hero of old used this sword to bed a god. Just shoved the hilt right up in there! you might want to wear gloves

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

FILTRATION IS OUT! This is only the magnum opus I've been working on since 2019, so, y'know, buy it if you like puzzle platformers I guess. store.steampowered.com/app/3415080/...

Reasons my kintype is Fae: - my favorite color is green - i feel most at home in a forest - ability to change form - mischief - weaponizing wordplay - ethereal beauty with an undertone of primordial terror - the gods are not and should not be the only power - pointy ears

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Anyway, I’m starting a high end security company for retirement homes. I call it BALROG.

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background. The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.

suing the orange juice industry because it’s actually yellow and that’s false advertising

Reasons my kintype is Fae: - my favorite color is green - i feel most at home in a forest - ability to change form - mischief - weaponizing wordplay - ethereal beauty with an undertone of primordial terror - the gods are not and should not be the only power - pointy ears

i am getting gender envy from this supergirl outfit

what if in the christmas carolverse it’s actually just semi-normal to get haunted by spirits of abstract concepts like “oh yeah my aunt was haunted by The Ghosts of Post-Impressionism last week, she’s obsessed with fundraising for the arts now”

For my Almost Christmas, I want Phoenix to do a case with his unhinged daughter #aceattorney

The cashier at Target should be able to work full-time and afford their bills with a little left over. That’s not radical.

visual novels are great but i think we can expand into other senses olfactory novels textural novels proprioceptive novels

NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹 They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating. A new scoop for The Reengineer! www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Attention, everyone. This is my 666th post on bluesky. I am therefore obligated to say something deeply cursed and unholy. but i’m not gonna because fuck you actually and fuck your rules, you can’t tell me how to post! nyeh!!

brb, forming an organized transgender syndicate

committing a transgender so dastardly and conniving that even their top transvestigators can’t find enough evidence to convict

look out transphobes my gender lawyer is Trans Apollo Justice* *this is actually just regular apollo justice

you say i’m doing gender crimes, well i’ll see you in gender court, assholes

if they’re gonna make being trans illegal i’m gonna stop saying “i’m transgender” and start saying “i’m committing transgender”

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Democrats have crossed the aisle to pass bipartisan legislation with Republicans to make it illegal to put a dog in the microwave or to be transgender

the send of impending doom re: the state of the world is increasingly difficult to ignore but sweets do help

we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!

The best AI-detection/-avoidance software available is a well-compensated teacher who spends time getting to know their students and their work because they have small classes

its because they see their daughters as property and their sons as heirs. come on

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do