some more birds-as-humans drawing prompts from my queer men’s bird club monthly art challenge! club is @ queermensbirdclub_LA on IG!

This mighty blade is called Godfucker. Legend has it, the hero of old used this sword to bed a god. Just shoved the hilt right up in there! you might want to wear gloves

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

FILTRATION IS OUT! This is only the magnum opus I've been working on since 2019, so, y'know, buy it if you like puzzle platformers I guess. store.steampowered.com/app/3415080/...

Reasons my kintype is Fae: - my favorite color is green - i feel most at home in a forest - ability to change form - mischief - weaponizing wordplay - ethereal beauty with an undertone of primordial terror - the gods are not and should not be the only power - pointy ears

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Anyway, I’m starting a high end security company for retirement homes. I call it BALROG.

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background. The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.

suing the orange juice industry because it’s actually yellow and that’s false advertising

Reasons my kintype is Fae: - my favorite color is green - i feel most at home in a forest - ability to change form - mischief - weaponizing wordplay - ethereal beauty with an undertone of primordial terror - the gods are not and should not be the only power - pointy ears

i am getting gender envy from this supergirl outfit

what if in the christmas carolverse it’s actually just semi-normal to get haunted by spirits of abstract concepts like “oh yeah my aunt was haunted by The Ghosts of Post-Impressionism last week, she’s obsessed with fundraising for the arts now”

For my Almost Christmas, I want Phoenix to do a case with his unhinged daughter #aceattorney

The cashier at Target should be able to work full-time and afford their bills with a little left over. That’s not radical.

visual novels are great but i think we can expand into other senses olfactory novels textural novels proprioceptive novels

NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹 They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating. A new scoop for The Reengineer! www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Attention, everyone. This is my 666th post on bluesky. I am therefore obligated to say something deeply cursed and unholy. but i’m not gonna because fuck you actually and fuck your rules, you can’t tell me how to post! nyeh!!

brb, forming an organized transgender syndicate

committing a transgender so dastardly and conniving that even their top transvestigators can’t find enough evidence to convict

look out transphobes my gender lawyer is Trans Apollo Justice* *this is actually just regular apollo justice

you say i’m doing gender crimes, well i’ll see you in gender court, assholes

if they’re gonna make being trans illegal i’m gonna stop saying “i’m transgender” and start saying “i’m committing transgender”

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Democrats have crossed the aisle to pass bipartisan legislation with Republicans to make it illegal to put a dog in the microwave or to be transgender

the send of impending doom re: the state of the world is increasingly difficult to ignore but sweets do help

What bothers me more than anything about this is that many of the same people who correctly go, "This guy's a crank!" when he's talking about Tylenol causing autism or anti-vax stuff will sit there nodding along like, "Hey, if HHS said this, it must be legit!" when it involves trans care.

we solved this shit back in 1998 !!! mewtwo nailed on right on the head !!

The best AI-detection/-avoidance software available is a well-compensated teacher who spends time getting to know their students and their work because they have small classes

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do

“i know my aesthetic has a very particular vibe but i can’t find the words to express it” *gets to the later seasons of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch* “half of buffy and willow’s outfits are things i already own and the other half i would buy in a heartbeat if i found them at a thrift store”

so during minibosses in Wind Waker they’d play these neat little orchestral flourishes in sync with the soundtrack whenever you hit an enemy and i need that to become an industry standard for video game battle music please and thank you

Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.

Trans kids deserve better than a bunch of adults who can't be bothered to give a shit.

Informed consent is the compromise. Justice would be over the counter HRT.

an absolutely gorgeous woman pulled my pants down in the bathroom at work today (it’s me, i’m the gorgeous woman and i needed to take a piss)

I made this for you for dinner. What do you do? :3

happy holidays

Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.

an absolutely gorgeous woman made me tea this morning (it’s me, i’m the gorgeous woman and i made myself some tea)

under communism, all yuri becomes ouri, and i think that’s beautiful

Rent is a powerful musical about a lot of heavy themes, and it had a profound influence on so many people’s lives and yet whenever i think about it my main opinion that comes to mind is just “Joanne deserved better”

anyway hi i’m a trans woman i’m very pretty and also very sleepy please give me headpats and tea if you see me thx

kinda sucks being in the outgroup that the government binds but does not protect tbh

from the perspective of a maple tree, humans are basically mosquitoes if you think about it

it's a tough year to be a guy named Alfred Slop (he's gone by Al his whole life)