i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Trump: *incoherent fucking babbling that will torture and kill people* Journalists: Trump says babies are too full of liquid, certain baby experts say they disagree

holy shit

1. Major exclusive breaking news: Marco Rubio may have just banned trans foreigners seeking visas with correct gender markers from US Entry. A new cable, effective immediately, says visas must contain assigned sex at birth and should be rejected if they don't. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Michigan HB 4938, the proposed "Anticorruption of Public Morals Act," excerpted here, classifies any content depicting an openly trans person, regardless of context, as inherently pornographic and thus illegal to distribute to internet users in Michigan, with a maximum sentence of 20 to 25 years

some of you need to watch hit 2007 animated family time travel comedy Meet The Robinsons, and it shows

matt damon is so fucked

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Support your trans friends Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Cory Doctorow coming out as trans and calling it “entittification” as everyone groans at his shit

my buelfest set this year has an asset list (20 items so far) of stuff i need to make before i can start working on the actual visuals. dear god what am i getting myself into

invited Joe Is Hungry to buelfest btw what's he gonna say? no? that's quite reasonable to be honest

thats right baby its time for the big scramble where everyone remembers we exist and asks me for more time

extremely cool of soundcloud to ask me to change my payment method 4 times and just not charging me any of those times and then dropping my subscription without trying to do that

Chants of Sennaar (Switch) is $23.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/K94GGe8 #ad

@alblune.bsky.social first picross game to perfectly nail the only way of telling me i made a mistake that doesnt make me immediately turn off that feature

CONTROL ULTIMATE EDITION IS 5 DOLLARS NOT EVEN, THAT'S IN CANADIAN. PLAY CONTROL

Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.

It is so hard to keep applying for jobs after months of getting no responses to thoughtfully written cover letters, and all the more so when I have a project I really really want to do right on the horizon

the countdown continues....

in the spirit of "if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl": if walking hurts you can just get a wheelchair. or a cane or a walker. it does cost money but you don't need a prescription

Grok is exposing the underlying prompts for its AI personas, including such commands as “BE FUCKING UNHINGED AND CRAZY. COME UP WITH INSANE IDEAS. GUYS JERKING OFF, OCCASIONALLY EVEN PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR ASS, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SURPRISE THE HUMAN.” www.404media.co/grok-exposes...

I can masterfully explain how any bad movie I love is good. When I like a movie it becomes good.

hey if you're in Albuquerque and need to get gay married real quick because of the upcoming SCOTUS case, i am ordained. send me note through the contact form at nora.jewelry and we can meet up and get you married in a park or something

didnt really have enough energy to go all out on buelfest promo this year but i did reach out to don hertzfeldt about joining and that should count for something probably

So: if you know sed and awk and grep, this problem has the same simple solution it did for like half a century: one or two lines of shell script. The only way you would think chatgpt is the solution is if you *do not* know basic fucking programming.

just met @poisonjr.bsky.social and lemme tell ya: that mf can pet a dog

socks. gets cancelled and we all go barefoot!

and if you're wondering, yes there is a skateboard of this. why? idk its funny

also this which i absolutely cannot believe someone made

new merch btw

Anas Al Sharif had these words to publish if he was martyred which he was tonight as Israel starts the invasion of Gaza City

MY URLFEST IS HAPPENING IN ONE WEEK HERE IS EVERY ARTIST PARTICIPATING I THINK!!! schedule of all the sets before the end of monday I promise

Every month, my first priority is keeping a safe roof over my children’s heads. This month, we need $500 for rent before the 15th, without it, we have nowhere to go. If 20 people contribute $25 each, you will give us one more month of stability❤️ Please help us cover the amount. Kindness Matters 🕊

plural therian friend call that several servals if there can be said to be several of them and also if they are all specifically servals

There being food in the market makes it a perfect time to donate

on www.twitch.tv/sw4gfest in like 10 min btw

my instagram algorithm serves me solely ads for fonts now im loving this

I'm going to echo Damien here and also say stop acting like "generative AI" provides you with anything resembling expert advice or guidance. It doesn't. It can't. It can't because expert guidance requires understanding the context in which you are asking the question.

its extremely illegal in many ways to say what we should be doing to these people for invading our cities and kidnapping our neighbors, but i fear the time is approaching where if we don't start talking about it and then doing it, it will be too late.

theres no way to please everyone and if you try to, its death by a thousand tiny compromises on everything you think and believe and are. and people respect you less but more importantly you respect yourself less be yourself and your people will find you

come see my bullshit at swagfest 2025 and its companion event swagfm!!!!! quite proud of these sets

nonprofit for intimidating landlords has anyone done this

what's that you say? one month not enough? you'd like maybe an extra month? well boy do i have the short form to fill out for you!!

gonna be posting a lot today because it's ONE MONTH UNTIL BUELFEST SETS ARE DUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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