Was on a food tour and learned the word for peach is “durazne” and immediately sperged out at the tour guide bc of the obvious etymology but she didn’t believe me and I had to quietly keep my fact checks to myself

Wait. Michelin star streak extended. Somehow.

How I sit upon my porcelain throne with a Toto attachment

Wut

I’m the type of guy to go to the museum and only look at the maps I could’ve looked at on my 4k monitor at home. Anyway,

S/o my homie Lord 8 Deer Jaguar Claw

I’m by myself, might as well live skeet it. Starting with a light fermentado del dia, peach and watermelon

Second Michelin star dinner in three days. I am become the fatted calf, destroyer of sensible budgeting.

So uh why don’t I get sick in Mexican cabs but I always do in mamdanistani cabs?

It’s happening again (I bought a large postmodern novel to lug around)

Doing the white boy gauntlet. Spicy Indian dinner, next day spicy Thai dinner. Just landed in Mexico, my GI ain’t gonna get a lick of rest

These sleepy delights have sleepy ends

Waiting for the subway with my shirt completely unbuttoned. It’s bad out here folks. The slight but constant burn in the nostrils. The constant drip of sweat down the back. The watering of the eyes

Don’t worry about it kitten

Every time I enter Manhattan my inner monologue has a little chyron that rolls through IN THE HEART OF THE HIBERNIAN METROPOLIS from Aeolus.

Top tier metropolitan qualium: Shuddering, gasping train hurtles through the underground, suddenly a flash as it bursts into the sky. Citizens glued to their phones, books, children all can’t help but look up and gaze into the blinding sun and down to the river hundreds of feet below. Cost: $2.90

Shit like this is how I realize that I’ve strayed away from the For You page

this bird is something of a reprobate

(Contrarianly) Worded a bit strange but I’m ok with this take. She clearly means a fondness for the nuts and bolts of how computation is done. And yeah most people don’t give a shit these days 2) within certain boundaries, yes I’m becoming less sharp by offloading my reasoning to LLMs

My new cause: Deer Tick Welfare

Was heterochromia selected for in dog breeding

Spotted 👀 on the subway: Nike killshots and outdoor voices tote, pulls out Da Vinci Code hardcover and starts reading

The sight of the Camden water tower across the Delaware filled me with a lovecraftian dread. I couldn’t bear to even take a picture. It is my own fetid yellow sign. Fie!

Philly train station ceiling

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Shot a gun for the first time just now

Finally getting around to reading this classic

Map of the battle of Brooklyn

Hmm

Ever look at a map of Canada and go hmm

Philadelphia is a city of looksmatching

King Solomon:

So like. Soccer tv broadcasts do some weird sound processing to boost whistle and ball thumps right

All of nyc is Mandanistan but if you’re talking about Manhattan specifically, residents will often refer to it as “Mamdanibad”

God I love the Gemini search model so much

God I love the Gemini search model so much

Wait Philly is great

Just funny the things that turn up in AI summaries. This is the SIG headquarters lol

Cat voice dox. Also literally same property as the raccoon family. Freakin urban tom bombadil lives in s brooklyn ig.

Another nyc Creature. No sound due iPhone video software glitch that is driving me crazy

Putting on a thin silver chain is like Jim Carry putting on the mask for me

Remember this?

The sopranos takes place in a parallel universe where no one drinks water for some reason

<talking to intern> “Yeah networking is kind of coming back in a big way with the way agents are going” “Oh yeah networking is huge at <good university she attends>” “I think we might be talking about different things”

Kid is reading a beat up Redwall paperback on the train :,)

Touch of Grey is definitely the best Song they ever wrote, goddamb

Searched “liminal” in my photos. I rather enjoyed the Backrooms movie

Ice pick headache behind my left eye isn’t going away. Do I have a tumor

There’s so many boats on the Hudson and in the bay right now. Military, cargo, yachts, sailboats, jet skis, aircraft carriers, old tall sailing ships, ferries. I wish I could cruise around rn.