The first annual meat vs silicon basketball game next year is gonna be sick even if meat will win

These airplanes are turning around for an amazing reason!

my War Claudes are frothing at the mouth, thirsty for blood

Ayfkm we’re already this close to Jane interfaces

Ed Zitron must be absolutely seething that “guy who wrote a blog post so good it wiped out hundreds of billions of dollars of growth stock market cap in a day” is in fact a real job you can do but it turns out it’s not him.

Introducing my normie friends to @vgel.me tweets after someone showed them the infinite jest samizdat (the citrini research piece)

Having a reallly good tweak today. I had half a cup of coffee *before* this time.

Tired: lone farmer stonewalling days center build out by refusing to sell Wired: AGI delayed due to 36 YO erotic Harry Potter fanfic writer refusing to upload xer unpublished oeuvre

Here we goooo

In middle America they have mewtwo Latina uber drivers. Why am I paying nyc tax dude

paying for the cuck sapphire reserve card and not even getting into the slop lounge is making me irate also my blood sugar is low my guy

They kind of have them already? You can grind the freemium tier to get the rewards but it’s a lot easier if you have the cash

“Test Driven Development”

Michelle Zauner is the most pick me wasian of all time my god

HPV has supplanted HIV as the funny STI

This is one of my favorites

like/reply notifications on your tweets acting as a kind of micro spaced repetition of what you said weighted by how good it was

Jim Frumdiofiss

Even complaining about jira is humiliating. Man.

My least fav types of spoilers are dropping unit/class tier lists for strategy games. I wanna figure that out myself:(

The boar has color I repeat

List of LLM adages

“Always the subagent, never the harness”

He jested across the infinite

‘Tonins at night, amphetamine salts in the morning, calm chamomile tea in the evenings. If you’re not subjecting your circadian rhythms to brain melting G forces then you’re ngmi in century 21

She’s posin’

Teaching a class next semester: Neuroticism in popular culture

Zelle? The phone number doxxing application?

What are the people with token anxiety building exactly?

selling nudes on onlyfans to pay for the subscription like, "paying for priors with posteriors"

The verb to grace deserves more general usage

Wait I just realized that you probably don’t get deboosted for “like onanism” on here :)

if a tpu cluster wore a claude would it wear them like this or like this

Everyone knows about the smallest uninteresting number, but no one ever talks about his deformed cousin the largest uninteresting number

Somewhat arbitrary but this is at the top of my list if I ever get a free question to ask god // Morpheus lets me into the upload knowledge room in the matrix

Every throwaway post you make will have at least 4 or 5 masters theses written about them once we colonize the lightcone. Give them something to chew on for gods sake!

When I start bookmarking every tweet I like

There’s a satisfaction in hearing an old New Yorker call someone a shmuck

Yall aren’t posting enough on here I tell you. I refresh the feed and there isn’t any fresh bits to zap my dopamine receptors

Surprisingly, experts predict AGI will spark to life in New Carlisle, Indiana sometime in Q2 2027

Man I hate slow takeoff :/

If dj thinspo isn’t there I’m not going

Claude gets very "who moved my cheese" if you make file edits behind his back.

Claim indeed

"I don't contest that it's economically disruptive, or remarkable. Don't you dare call it Thinking™ though. unless it's from the sparkling neocortex region of an upjumped east african plains ape"

Mom please pick me up they’re posting assassins creed II OST tracks in the company #music slack channel

Setting up a windows vm, incredible how much cancer they pack in here

Sometimes you forget to add the gwern style backlink 😮‍💨

Something is going on that I would like to tweet about but it is unfortunately very identifiable information

Possibly the two biggest lifetime culprits of my wasted time (both video games) each got an incredibly well received sequel within the past 3 days and I fear I lack enough resistance to the ring