Pinot grigio is French for "grey penis"

Consciousness is merely matter and energy observing itself and saying "that's neat." I had ice cream for lunch.

For work, I get exposed to a lot of contemporary Christian self-help and I'm working on a theory that Christ was a real guy but the people who wrote down stuff about him were the dumbest nitwits who ever lived.

(Rob Zombie at breakfast) SPAM on the flap of my SPATULAA-AAH

A conspiracy theory is a folktale. It offers an explanatory framework for mysterious events.

We built a Correct Answer machine and it only gives the wrong answer an alarming percentage of the time

(Scarface in Quebec) say bonjour to my petite amie

Joy Division? More like Bummer Division 😕

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

At least we stopped worrying about microplastics

Janitor reveal party

Armageddon sales force

she's a ten but she's a willful actor in a complex and interconnected system of oppression of which she maintains a studied and self-serving ignorance

Cognition was a mistake

Someone is giving multimillion dollar DHS contracts to shell companies to buy real estate at twice the market rate. Most likely regime insiders using fronts to steal taxpayer money ; I.e. the Kristi noem commercial that cost more than a Hollywood movie to produce

This post is from a few months ago and rings more true every day

The Pride of The Tankies (1942)

Quit bragging about how many ads you blocked and get back to blocking my ads

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" uhmm idk NUKES maybe?!?? Get a clue, Einstein.

my latest column in @nplusonemag.com: on Iran, the Millennium Challenge of 2002, why no one wants to learn anything, and how the repressed returns regardless www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

Saw Lamb of God when they were called Burn The Priest at ABC No Rio in the late 90s as an opener for Dystopia. World-ending show.

A loser with a friend beats a winner on their own every single time

My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him

Who up petting they peeve

I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?

"The leaderless character of the resistance to ICE in Minnesota is precisely what has made it effective. The everyday anarchism of the Minneapolis revolution is its greatest strength." Amazing report from @crimethinc.com on the recent general strike in #Minneapolis. crimethinc.com/2026/02/01/c...

The conclusion isn't 'Qanon was right' it's 'Qanon was an op to install Trump, Musk, Thiel and dozens of other Epstein pals into the halls of power and build the most pro-sex criminal regime since slavery.' Which was obvious years ago.

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

The most important thing in today's Epstein files may involve 4chan. In 2011, Epstein met with 4chan creator Christopher "moot" Poole; that same day, Poole launched the /pol/ board that 3 years later would be the heart of Gamergate. And Gamergate was the start of the movements that led to Jan 6. 1/

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

(Mortal Kombat voice) Chairman Mao wins

I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.

They've made barfing your beans illegal. You can't barf your beans anymore.

The first person to describe footing as treacherous was such a diva

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

VD Jance

I have a rule to like any post that makes me laugh, no matter how much doing so may impugn my character. This has been valuable feedback about who I truly am.

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

This is my blood

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." No they're not. I don't even know them.

A very long and important THREAD - The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974. And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself. Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/

Thank you AOC. Drugs have always been a boogeyman used to justify imperial intervention and resource extraction in Latin America. I'm an anthropologist with a PhD in this subject, I made a video this morning to explain the context:

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media

(addressing the audience at a hardcore show) it's a cold world, ya best bundle the fuck up

Craig Kilborn hit the gym, learned guitar and changed his name to Josh Homme, change my mind

(hot girl mumbling)