Francis Chicken Strips

Bringing this mindset to the lead-up to GTA VI

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

I love this hat, only for to the implication that the Chinese language is incapable of translating the words "Baja Blast"

Thank you PlayStation

video game company sony has announced they are discontinuing their popular product, the video game

this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting

Yum

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

things that currently exist that i am enjoying because they exist and are real and real companies are producing these things - data centers in space - full self driving - robotaxis - computer chips in your brains - mars colonies - moon catapults - fully autonomous robots (billions of them)

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

wow. a puppet that causes harm and makes you feel slow burn agonizing pain and regret for past misdeeds, and then there's the guy from saw too

The Strait of Hormuz, which Iran owns thanks to Trump, is 270 times as long as the reflecting pool.

American politics in one image:

DO YOU SING?

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

Josh have I got something amazing for you

I refuse to believe people like this understand how this platform works

My son is 95% born I just need to find some seed and a strong woman to carry it

Tired: Celebrating 1776 by giving guys attacking America $1.776 billion Wired: Celebrating 250 years by giving Iran $25,000,000,000

Today is my birthday 🌱 I will be grateful for the repost ~

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

JD Vance's FB messenger

I’m not a meme guy but I like this one

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time