Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!

things bullets say

Aferah, for a personal project, 2017

Patient frogs

genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

it's not FOR us

assortment of ghosts 😱

These guys know the White Plague was a written as a warning right?

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

You can only know how old the grains are or how many there are but not both.

This image was taken moments before a boat carrying dangerous amounts of Rare Candies from Slateport City was destroyed by American forces

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Hard to compete with this.

PLEASE LET NOCLIP DOCUMENT THIS ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT IDEA

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Insane Headline/Image combo. One for the history books

Could Cowen not accomplish this by simply turning on his phone camera

Vance's most monumental achievement to date has been being told off by two popes in one year.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

An electric mouse

this is basically the aim of every AI company

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

reader i cackled

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Kojima character that always tells 2 truths and a lie Will Lieman

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

Another weekend doodle, another painted shield 🗡️🛡️

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

this exists it is called thinking

RESTN245.BMF

They are literally canceling culture