Holy shit My company is pushing AI integration hard and they are LITERALLY CALLING THEIR IMAGE PROMPT TOOL "ARTIFACTS" Incredibly funny and if it wasn't so sad

from the top rope

we will greet them as liberators

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Car is a Suzuki Jimny The text says GYM JY (YOU GYM?) NEE, EK JIMNY (NO, I DONT GYM) It's funny because GYM NIE and JIMMY sound exactly same.

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

this is genuinely incredible

L M F A O

Slightly diminish a game 11 Days

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

“you won’t get away with this”

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

you guys ever see Looper

i want to stress again that every time i try to explain this shit to normal people i sound like i have to be institutionalized

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.

deadass?

Here’s my Evangelion/Nirvana tribute piece! I had a blast tossing in as many Easter eggs as possible. Please take the time to look through if you’re bored #evangelion #nirvana #edwinhuang #reiayanami #asukalangleysoryu #marimakinami

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This is meth not math.

it was probably a mistake teaching him to read

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

“Killing him didn’t fix anything” Well yeah bc we stopped at one

Gertie and her creature companion must venture into dungeons & lush forests on a quest to fulfill a coven’s oath. Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3041680/... Summon Hints from the Coven: wildflowerinteractive.substack.com

They are playing AI songs on the radio and im going to become the joker My colleges are saying how good it sounds Having to sit here and bite my tongue and it's excruciating

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Stealworkers

oh good, a fresh test of how much longer so-called capitalists will throw cash into an incinerator because it happens to be run by a drug-addled racist with an allergy to profitable operations

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

Happy Thanksgiving

Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately. Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.

Are we not even making our own disinformation? What happened to American manufacturing?

started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts

Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.