The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

omw to a national security briefing

This is from 1975.

Idiot plot

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

well, trump did promise to bring back mining jobs

tonight the White House touched the stove and went oof ouch owie. Tomorrow? The stove shall beckon again

International level shitposting and trolling

ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

“Wow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

Thinking about low res pikachu.

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts. the US: grok is this

if not war then why war shaped

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

BARAD DÛR

The two kinds of children

kettle spirit 🫖 gouache and colored pencil

Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

I am so tired.

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

They're having trouble getting jurors in one of the cases against Elon Musk because "so many people hate him so much" www.law360.com/articles/244...

People use to go crazy from normal stuff like childhood trauma and drinking leaded gasoline Now its because the computer won't kiss them goodnight

Illustrations for Tyler Rhodes; a project in which children created speculative evolutionary trees, and I had the fun task of illustrating some of the resulting species :) #illustration #speculativeevoluion #art

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

the video game industry is a mess

They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.