is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

Josh have I got something amazing for you

I refuse to believe people like this understand how this platform works

My son is 95% born I just need to find some seed and a strong woman to carry it

Tired: Celebrating 1776 by giving guys attacking America $1.776 billion Wired: Celebrating 250 years by giving Iran $25,000,000,000

Today is my birthday 🌱 I will be grateful for the repost ~

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

JD Vance's FB messenger

“Oh so some fella with an Irish-sounding name has gone and desecrated The Odyssey, is that it? Homer’s own Odyssey? The absolute cheek. And tis the talk of the town, is that what I understand you to be saying to me? And people very upset altogether? Sure I never heard the like in all my born days.”

I’m not a meme guy but I like this one

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

This is the funniest joke ever made

wow i guess some people are really good at *checks notes* ah well amazing work congratulations every body

2 term/8 year limit for US politicians (like a normal country) would fix, at a minimum, 50% of the world's problems And maybe 35% of American problems

sorry to bring this back but

Father & son

Bring back the ancient knowledge

my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

Yeah, that he's a big time fuckin pedophile

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

American president shooters use to set up on a hill and take an extremely accurate shot on a moving target These days they can't even hit a guy standing still 30m away America has truly fallen

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

The most accurate indicator that something bad is about to happen.

For example, the landscape of Epstein Island

come on man.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

the penne opticon

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%