sure all your pets are cool but this one is the best one

My eyes were so coated in throat slime during this scene with @PervertMedia.bsky.social that all I could make out were purple lights and the faint figure of the cameraman

🐰🧋🍓

Hit pull day with the hubs today.

I feel really good after that workout.

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

Trying to be a Disney Prince! Was Phillip the one that was captured and put into bondage?

Anyone want some stuffing?

Famous bathroom scene

weather forecast #ffxiv #ff14

They've lost the 9yos

He loves his new suspenders!! NSFW Alt coming soon... 👀 #donkeykong

Quote with a pit-check

Catch me…photo shoot with Tim.

I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault

I used to criticise the judiciary in countries with very poor civil liberties and human rights records, saying that judicial independence requires not only the separation of powers but also independence among judges themselves. I never imagined I would have to write this here.

@andys-page.bsky.social discovers that #nippleclamps can be used to add intensity to #nippleplay, but the *real* intensity comes when the clamps come off. IYKYK.

Grab my pecs, bro

Want anything from the kitchen?

Yes, and I’m thankful. Aging means I’m still here. 🙌🏽 I’ve lived, learned, and stayed healthy. That’s a blessing I don’t take lightly. 🙏🏼

Gonna be a bumpy ride 😏

Straight gym bro I lift with: “Your haircut makes you look like a sexy WWE Wrestler” Yooooo should I seduce him?

voids sticker sheet🐈‍⬛ get it here: mcapriglione.art

"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.

BEAST. 🐺 Free references by TrueRef.

Me looking through Pokémon rule 34 out of sheer curiosity: NO, you CAN’T say “a submissive Arceus appeared” and then have them say “yeah, worship your pokégod,” that’s not what submissive meeeeeans 😭😡

My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.

Occasionally I wear underwear, if you're into that sort of thing.

Bisous

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree,

🩵🩷 1 or 2? 🖤🖤

Howdy cowboy

POV: your musky stoner big bros invited you to lift with them (w/ @pupperstucker.bsky.social)

I’m in a fun mood - ask me anything. I’ll do my very best to answer everyone — Happy Hump Day 😈

No thoughts today, just cheeks 🍑

I did a watercolor painting of my singer sewing machine that I love more than potato salad

However, @itstroylocke.bsky.social did end up grabbing a drink

Bulking up

Ignore the pee spot on my shorts I didn’t notice it

Post your favorite beanie baby Scorch, the 🚬🐉

black cherry gelato 😈 #fcf

This damn Dedenne took forever in a different location so this one with the apple showed up after only 10 minutes 💀👏 (bonus shinies from running to all the zones)

Prices just ballooning everywhere

Okay, being submissive is kind of fun, I'm getting it now.

PEE-NUSS BAAAH-RAINED!! #solosexual #cockworship

Post your favorite beanie baby. I know it’s basic but I loved Chip the cat