Seeing ads for pan kink vs gay kink parties is always amusing. Pan is always like "if you give fully informed enthusiastic consent, you might meet a new friend!" and gay stuff is always like "real whores will cum shovel scalding hot tar into the gaping holes of the world's most disgusting f4ggots"

My shirt isn't wrinkled, but AI that I can't turn off on my phone decided it needed to be

"don't you want me" by the human league came up on the playlist while in the dungeon and I fuckin couldn't, thanks to camp

My son's name is also the Chicago Eagle

I'm seeing double... FOUR Chicago Eagle bars???

Got fired from my job for posting politically violent rhetoric because I said that French Stewart wasn't actually receiving messages from the big giant head, he was just doing a funny voice

Today's the big day where a bunch of numbers get spoken into a microphone sequentially and I get kinda weepy

When a newbie asks how to be a real Leatherman, the correct response is "very carefully"

Fake wood bedside table with a fake marble top holding a fake old clock radio with a fake wood veneer I'm going to fake shooting myself in the head with a fake gun

Wandering Central Park is great. Walking around like "ayyy, it's the rock where Little Nicky did a paid product placement for Popeyes Chicken ova heah!"

Being an adult gay means coming to the realization that external validation from internet strangers is my primary motivation for fitness and instead of analyzing why that is, just leaning into it and eating like a reddit gymbro to appease my tens of adoring fans

When a sub is like "is there anything I can do to please you, Sir?" My cock immediately goes "tell him you want him to tribute you a full leather uniform because the idea of wearing a physical manifestation of the depths of his submission is super hot" but I just reply "I'll let you know, boy"

Pretty sure that along with not being able to go out anywhere to eat in 2020/2021, exposure to guys in sexy gear on social media was a motivating factor to getting into shape. Can we reproduce those exact conditions without everyone's brain melting so that I can fit into my pandemic lederhosen

This is just me testing the waters before I admit I'm really into Austrian polka-rap

Is this a safe platform for me to admit I still kind of like ska

What if we held hands and smooched in front of the Video Head Cleaner SUV

Immobilizing you in bondage, unsnapping the blindfold and making you maintain eye contact as you tell Me "please Master, lock the gimp away forever.. unless it becomes frightened, uncomfortable, bloated, gassy, hungry, nauseous, overheated, sleepy, forlorn, or just really needs to take a piss" ❤️🖤💙

We used to at least require a theatre gay who would produce his own music, choreography, prose and costuming and then spend months on editing and post-production effects for media to fall into the category of "mindfucking". Nobody wants to work anymore.

"Gear strongly encouraged but not required" is one of those phrases venues use that should just be shortened to "Gear not required" unless they want to do something to actually encourage gear

I have an Instagram now, go follow: instagram.com/bluf126

Shout out to the asexual aerobics stepping thingies

I'm tired of corporate Pride, this is unacceptable and needs to stop!

Happy Pride, Vancouver

Boop

My slave leaves me little notes around the house to let me know he loves me 😊

Having fun with @jcb49.bsky.social at Dore Alley yesterday

Timeline cleanse, I met a corgi wearing a little leather harness yesterday

"I don't pay attention to politics" guy presenting sweeping changes to the operations of his leather club to modernize operations and promote inclusion, but is not sure why everybody is mad at his PowerPoint presentation being called "Project 2025"

While in the middle of a bullwhipping at Dore, somebody in the peanut gallery mentioned to a friend "oh he must be a pro Dom", so I turned to him and replied "motherfucker, I'm a geologist" Which isn't entirely true but way funnier than saying I'm a software engjneer

I'm all for toxic in/out group dynamics in the community as long as the out group is just guys who call it "Up Your Alley"

Is there any debate about what the gayest architectural feature is on a home? It's clearly a turret.

If I’m paying fag tax, I expect fag health care, fag transit, and fag libraries.

Given how payment processors are pressuring platforms to remove adult content, including any gay content, and UK's new laws are basically causing platforms to remove any gay content as well, I want to share something that happened a couple of years ago:

UK guys, I'm curious how Recon has navigated the age verification law requirements? Cigar pic added for reach

Happy to be in a pair of leather-lined polishable Wescos finally after wanting a pair for over a decade.

Step 1: Place bottom in immobilizing bondage Step 2: Stimulate all the things

You ever do something so monumentally idiotic that you can't help but laugh at yourself

Not just the sensation, but the ritual of having their top cage, plug, and gag them is great for headspace.

Hypnokink guy who is convinced the horny tulpas that live inside of his head are making fun of him behind his back

I wonder if the marketing team at the crappy Canadian microbrewery that made this promotional cricket paddle knew it would end up in a place like this

Next time I invite a gimp over for dungeon play, I'm telling him he has to mop up the silicone afterwards 😆

A 97 year old drag bar that still serves their cunt the old-fashioned way

An irony-poisoned robot fetishist whose username is "Full Metal Jackoff"

It's simple-minded to just think that wearing the uniform of an oppressor is an endorsement or glorification of that oppression. (1 of 2 or maybe 3 IDK)

I (unironcially, not joking/mocking at all) love following @leatherarchives.bsky.social because they'll post a pic exactly like this and caption it "Easy Pickens was a civil rights lawyer, Mr NJ Leather&Levis '89, and vice president of the New Jersey Piss Chugging Alliance (NJPGA) from 1987-1992"

If you get off on looking into enthralled, semi-vacant eyes but you don't want to talk at a sub for an hour straight to get them there, let me tell you about this new thing called impact play

Show me on the doll where the top wrapped

BOOTCAMP...YES!

The word "play" has an element of fun baked into it. Just because we play rough doesn't mean we can't be goofy silly fuckers and have fun with it, I say as the Sushi Glory Hole guy to the Zorro Three Flogger Style guy. 😁😉😘