We are the bad guys

I am reminded here to tap the sign encouraging you all to support independent, worker run, billionaire free newsrooms how and where you are able

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is YOUR LOCAL MUTUAL AID AND HARM REDUCTION ORG the cure for male loneliness?

is POSTING LESS the key to happiness?

q2 planning

tis i, the voguish downtowner, in my jorts and t-shirt

This Thursday! Grab your board or a beach chair and wade into OpenTelemetry waters with us.

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

"Intimacy with information produces understanding" thank god someone articulated this correctly @kissane.bsky.social

"At some point in time in your life, you’re going to run across a nurse. Birth, death, in between." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-its-l...

These aren't mutually exclusive issues, and the people who would have you think so are just hiding the fact they agree with Trump on one of them

happy passover all

"open source is like a puppy" @charity.wtf yeah every time i try to rescue one it poops all over me

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MTA's former train whisperer again forgets he lives in a world of shouting : (

You can now check my talk from KubeCON here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9N...

not to be rude but something like Palantir shouldn't exist in a sane society.

Like we are the only state with whiskey in the produce section, right?

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

🚗 beep beep 🚗 🚌 hop in kiddos we're building OTel for Kotlin 🚌 🚢 [boat noise] 🚢

"Perhaps prison would have persisted this way forever. Perhaps our granite hearts and iron wills would have never crumbled. Perhaps the prison mentality, that we be cold and heartless, would have endured. Perhaps. But then there were kittens."

This is high art

glad we finally get to live out the exciting scenario "what if every badged loser had a gun and was allowed to kill you"

hey all 👋 have any of you recently committed any crimes? happy to snitch on you if so, please dm

hey dummies... in america poor people don't vote. because neither party represents their interests. it's actually quite logical.

thank you for this image @kateholterhoff.bsky.social

KubeCon Day 1 dump 🧵 Fewer things I'm familiar with in the broader conference, but at least my phone's camera is bad!

Come catch @virtualized6ix.wtf and me talk about OTel-ing All The Things at #ObservabilityDay today at 14:05 in room B, Hall S10. #KubeCon #DynatraceAtKubeCon

"I don't like any of these extremists on the right or the left! I just think we need the basic common sense middle ground stuff, healthcare for all, taxing billionaires out of existence, trans rights, abolish ICE, all the normal stuff"

Ok #ObservabilityDay threading time

London, debated: Pro: Incredible food culture Con: Gloomy 4-5 months out of the year Pro: Everyone speaks English Con: Zero pro baseball teams 😒

Today is Trans Day of Visibility ❤️ Check out these audiobooks, perfect for reading today and every day! libro.fm/playlists/tr...

As I wrote, elite lawlessness also proves out the basic premise of Trumpism, which is that all of governance is finally just rich creeps doing whatever they want, whenever they want; the degeneracy of the people doing it, and what they do, is a self-perpetuating thing. defector.com/kingdom-of-t...

facile question: what would it take to end private equity?

Early voting from Orleans Parish

when i hit the cowbell sound effect on my phone, on the beat. #goodperformanceinmobile

ty to @hazelweakly.me for the live-posting. let it be said: @bidetofevil.wtf is ECSTATIC about mO11y bsky.app/profile/haze...

rip phones

tomorrow is baseball. tomorrow is also SRECon. celebrate both by hearing me speak, about both.

I fear that while the Model U.N. Generation tells us why what Trump et al are doing is against the rules, he is cleaning our clock. So many politicians worked hard to never have any real power — because then you’re accountable — that they’re stunned to discover that power beats politics every day.

Mobile app instrumentation gets you the X's and Y's, which allow you to monitor and repro tricky bugs. Context is the magic that creates o11y. Efficiently recording, transmitting, and using said context is where the rubber meets the road: it's what determines how observable your app can be.

tech workers gotta read less tech and more anthropology

This is happening in a few hours and my Zoom background and I are ready to get nerdy! Mobile #o11y hive, come get some.

For reasons passing understanding, Louisiana will be having several elections through 2025, with early voting beginning tomorrow for one on March 29 Four constitutional amendments are on the ballot - quick thread on why I'll be voting "no" on all four www.notothemall.org

glue factory

I am going to write an opinion paper called "psychologists should stop researching getting girls to code and research changing software cultures"

I've never heard of any of these bands but would like to use my tiny platform to shout: Mount Rushmore sucks go see Crazy Horse which is amazing