nevermind, simpsons predictions are real again

one of my pet peeves on youtube are those stupid "clicking on the subscribe button" overlay animations with the absurdly loud mouse click sound effect

plex has a "recommeded" section for your own media server that it will always show you before the actual list of shows you're hosting and i cannot adequate put into words how much i don't need or want that

When the restaurant TVs have motion smoothing on

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.

32 years ago today, Homer Simpson had one of his more iconic hallucinations. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.

i'm still waiting for the ultimate plot twist for america, when it turns out trump was being piloted by pinky and the brain this whole time

we need to catch the guy who replaces your favorite show with a less funny more annoying version when you try to introduce your friend to it

If you've written a book or many or are writing one now, what a cool fucking thing you are doing. I hope you bask in how awesome it is that you had ideas and thoughts and worked on them for years to develop them into words others can understand. Like that's some sorcery shit. Fuck AI, THIS is magic.

i would argue that one of the most defining traits of a zillennial childhood is having access to a computer but not really the internet until you were a bit older and then becoming VERY online

Top five film genres: Attack of the Giant Something or Other People almost died making this James Cameron movie Whatever Altered States was In the distant future of 2018, dancing is banned and everyone wears beige leotards Donald Sutherland is having a bad day

on behalf of cashiers everywhere I'm going to dance on the penny's grave

I'm a property owner and that Bomber gang still won't let me into their crappy club for jerks.

this game is deeply flawed, but in retrospect there's something kind of intoxicating about how unabashedly edgy it is given the solid decade we later spent in the painful, irony-poisoned lands of pontac / graff, sonic boom and aaron webber making the same big the cat jokes every week on social media

so how long before we get a sound pack for discord that subs in all the audio cues from skype

core 2000s childhood experience of malcolm in the middle being the most relatable family on tv

Nothing like a little midnight Red Dwarf on VHS.

formative childhood media for me, responsible alongside several other dreamcast games for my love of floating islands

"Many will tell you that SECRET OF THE OOZE is inferior to the first installment, but as with Christ, the Turtles grew more powerful during their Second Coming..."

having a powerful computer is fun because who needs a space heater when you can transcode a blu-ray rip overnight

i think it's a red flag when somebody doesn't have a strong opinion on whether pluto should count as a planet

i asked a parrot how to apologize to my girlfriend for driving my car through her living room

me and the boys on the way to dance on the grave of daylight savings

i achieved hitherto unseen levels of simpsons brainrot that time i crashed my car and yelled "d'oh!"

30 years ago today, Homer Simpson fell into the real world. “Treehouse of Horror VI” premiered October 29, 1995.

ode to the comfort shows that we know aren't actually that good but make us happy

Agent Mulder emailing his PTO request: The presumption of time as a sequential phenomenon is but an abstruse facade dispassionately constructed to obfuscate the cosmic reality that we are sparks flickering over the multidimensional vastness of reality. To quote John Keel’s The Mothman Prophecies…

ah yes, my favorite animes, shin godzilla and south park

ACAB includes little kids in police costumes

getting my dream job as the inspector who makes sure every expensive tv has dogshit post-processing enabled

the sweetest words in the english language are "SALE: 3 4K Blu-rays for $30"

i feel like i've been suffering all my life from how the world insists on operating on a sleep-wake cycle that's shifted 3-6 hours earlier than mine ever is

one my favorite post-classic simpsons jokes

it would almost certainly have way more of an effect on gun violence, but they'd never even consider doing this for alcohol because that would be enacting gun control against the conservative voter base

being a sonic fan in the 2010s was like

Skies of Arcadia demade into a 16-bit SNES RPG (2020)

maybe it's because i grew up with the adventure games and not unleashed but sonic never fucking shuts up during the levels in unleashed and i find it very annoying

not that i don't understand why i did it, but i genuinely wish i hadn't taken down a single one of my embarrassing fanfiction.net stories from elementary / middle school. i'd love for those to still be on my profile in 2025.

OK chat, if I already owned a DVD and Blu-ray and now this 4K Blu-ray comes with a regular Blu-ray, do I own this movie 3 or 4 times?

repeatedly clickjacking me to a casino website? i expected better from you, watchpiratedcartoonsnow.

IS THAT MY BOY CHACRON

i'm sick and i have the theme song of fighting foodons stuck in my head send a rescue chopper

getting grammarly ads that claim it can predict what grade your paper will get and what in the absolute goddamn fuck tech bro gibberish is this

going trick or treating and running into people whose houses have the same layout as yours but mirrored is the most reality shattering experience when you're 7

When I think about AI writing my overwhelming feeling is that using it would be letting the machine do the fun part for an ultimately worse end result than if I did it myself, and it convinces me that generative AI appeals most to people who don't actually enjoy creating things in the first place.

bottomless pits are very funny to me because the implications of a real one are earth-shattering but in practice it'd just be a magic garbage can

i'm no tech genius but i don't think that's what a video tape looks like

i could've been born with the math genius autism but instead i got the "that's the wrong 'your' you dumb bitch" autism