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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

White people be like poo paw passed away at 115. He contracted Instant Rotting Disease

i was once the one saying "ok boomer" now 19 year olds are calling me unc i hath fallen

Can’t stop thinking about this.

Oh, this is the last fucking straw. Absolutely the FUCK not, Google.

Okay if you’re a teen impersonating a 38-year-old on this website here’s a list of Simpsons references you need to know:

losing my mind that charlie brown is supposed to be yelling this while going over a waterfall

please please please make 06 available. kids who've never played it have spent the past few years trying to rehabilitate it as some misunderstood masterpiece.

i've seen lots of criticism of AI but one area that i never see people talk about is how fucking awful silent films are being treated on youtube in this era, with a deluge of uploads with awful AI colorization / interpolation / upscaling for pretty much any silent movie / footage you search for

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

thinking about that time when i was a little kid and i poured some chocolate milk next to a tree to give it a little treat

Realism is, with very few exceptions, the enemy of art

I can comfortably skip out on the new Crazy Taxi, but imagining the next Sonic game needing AI to help generate ideas for reference has got me really scared. This shouldn’t be apart of the creative process at all. Even if just for the conceptual stage, I will 100% be loud about my disappointment.

i think the fetishization of realism over style in most forms of art in the past century is exhausting and stifles creativity, and i should probably be writing an essay of an actual blog post about it instead of trying to make a pithy comment here

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

BACKROOMS (2026)

The most important cultural lesson of the late 80s/early 90s

I'm so mad that the possessive form of "it" isn't "it's", it's "its" because "it's" is a contraction of "it is." I am sympathetic to people online getting it wrong basicaly 100% of the time, but it still irritates me to an irrational degree every time it happens. How do I fix my brain? Send help.

i don't know what the show the forgotten is but plex sure does ignore the metadata of every show i add to my server and assign it as the forgotten god what a fucking shitty backend

BACKROOMS (2026)

He could fix me (literally)

This sort of thing is how we got this.

Phil Hartman (September 24, 1948 – May 28, 1998)

Ok this is a truly great tweet

cozying up with my favorite star trek episode

I love the modern trend of almost every piece of popular media slowly getting replaced by an objectively inferior "remaster" Those Simpsons upscales on Disney+ look horrible totally independent of the aspect ratio drama

All right. It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock.

It is amazing how quickly my interest in reading SF stories about AI has dropped to basically zero. All it took was a couple of years of tech bros insisting I think about it!

just kicking back with sonic 2

My hot take is that Reese's Peanut Butter candy is infinitely better in any other shape other than cup. The ridges on the side are filler bullshit and throw the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter off. Tree, egg, pumpkin, etc are all superior in taste. I demand year round shapes, Hershey!

30 years ago this month, Sonic the Fighters first released in Japan for the ultimate Championship! 🎨: @vippori.bsky.social

This is how you know someone didn't play the Sega Genesis. To us this is completely normal. Just a bit of walking around music.

Here we go again

I will shoot my computer and then myself

I’m always saying this.

Rimmer Lister Cat Kryten Holly The mutton vindaloo beast

Depluralize a movie: 1: A Space Odyssey

if this is a consistent problem for someone maybe they need to watch better shows

Can a girl who pronounces it Hydrocity Zone and a girl who pronounces it Hydrocity Zone fall in love?