i still think when two people collab on a youtube video there should be an extended sequence where they argue over who gets to do the review and have a battle with after effects lightning

sci-fi dystopia where people are held accountable for every shitty internet video they loved when they were 15

It feels like cheating that most of my favorite GameCube games growing up were just my favorite Dreamcast again with more content and broken graphics.

Apparently March 7th is Nation Cereal Day, so I feel obligated to share this again.

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

even after 25 years i'm still holding out hope that one day my mom will buy this for me

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

Q in Star Trek Voyager reminds me of Principal Scudworth in Clone High season 2 where they take a character who is funny saying basically anything and then make 70% of the jokes them tediously simping over another character.

i used to be with it. then they changed what "it" was. now what i'm with isn't it, and what's it feels weird and scary to me. it'll happen to you.

posting this a few hours before the 3rd for no particular reason

All right. It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock.

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

"hey you know what would be fun? making the player mash a button faster than is physically possible" - Y2K era game designers

starting to increasingly notice "young people wear pajamas in public!" becoming the new thing for boomers and aging gen Xers who have no real problems to get irrationally angry about

As much as I think any TV programme could raise a child, I was raised by Red Dwarf. RIP Rob Grant

i think you could make a really solid beginner film course just by watching movies referenced or parodied on old simpsons episodes

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see your favorite science fiction set in the past

I want to play the entire game like this... 😭

decided to become one of those jerks who pays for letterboxd pro

shoutout to these fucking things (and the orange and lemon variants), which might as well have been drugs when i was 6 years old

every piece of tech news i've seen for the last four or five months makes me feel more and more that i was preternaturally lucky to have been in a position to buy my new computer in late august. just at a glance, RAM is twice as expensive now as it was then.

thinking about this mildly unhinged person i knew a decade ago who called you a "ludologist extremist" for arguing that a sonic game should be fun to play rather than exclusively existing as a vessel for lore and cutscenes

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

God, I love Red Dwarf. As well as a pin-sharp about all aspects of masculinity it's also full of incredible, daft as fuck high concept scifi that's just a bit too out there for a straight genre show, so it plays with stuff you'd only see elsewhere in pulp mags and comics from the mid-20th century

there's a sticker at work that says you may not sell alcohol to anyone born after today's date in 2005, which is strange because i'm pretty sure 2005 was ten years ago

TICK BONESTEEL

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

shawn is probably in their mid to late 30s by now lol

remember about a decade ago when discord was the hot new thing and skype, the old universal standard, was pissing off its users enough to make everyone jump ship? absolutely no lessons were learned.

futurama is an isekai send post

the worst part about all this happening in Minnesota is that those people are /ruthless/. They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.

keep art human.

how i get through the day

suddenly remembered there is an episode of gilligan's island where the guest star of the week hunts gilligan for sport

me when i eat popeyes and then go to bed without water

"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."

Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

i promise to never shut up about the 2000s in my middle age the same way gen Xers won't shut the fuck up about the 80s

All-time favorites: Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985) More: Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964) Honorable mentions: Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)

My attempts a year or two ago to run Super Bubsy in a VM resulted in one of my favorite images.

i can't overstate the weirdness of this image when you grew up playing with your chao in sonic adventure 2

kiefer needs to learn from his dad and find healthy outlets for his anger, like fucking up a greenhouse

I never realized this was a reference to Sonic 3. Neat.

Scott Adams: "Only through the practice of my personal magnetism magical training can white men dominate all the subservient races who would otherwise bring us to my knees." The NYTimes, doing a goofy surfer voice: "Totally audacious, dude!"

NOPE (2022)

brain: NO SLEEP BEFORE 4 AM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP