RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

letting james cameron remaster aliens again would be like handing car keys back to a drunk who just plowed through a marching band

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forget skynet, WWIII will start because some guy tells grok to launch all the missiles

if not for Microsoft's steadfast support of an ongoing genocide, the Kinect would be their biggest blunder

vis-à-vis the new frinkiac update that overcomplicates the UI

richard dawkins has always had AI psychosis, it just took till now for the tech to catch up

Outstanding direction from Mark Kirkland in this sequence from “The War of the Simpsons,” which first aired 35 years ago today, May 2, 1991. #TheSimpsons

even after 25 years i'm still holding out hope that one day my mom will buy this for me

probably my favorite ever interaction with a hijacked discord account

"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year."

you will believe a dog can operate an unlicensed hotel in my latest movie, AirbnBud

my dreamcast does not remember what day it is, its clock battery long ago expired. "1/1/1998" i advance the date 28 years. all that time, most of my life, slain in mere seconds at the flick of a d-pad. i can feel myself turning to dust. the CPU players still cheat in sonic shuffle.

i'm knucklesmaxxing

both! streaming is on its way to a new approach to shows where people all check a schedule for when the movie will be available, which they'll need to plan around, because everyone has to start it at the same time to reach the end before it's removed. a printed guide available at grocery stores will

Evergreen

a guide to IMDb scores: 1/10 - the least or most entertaining thing you'll ever watch 2/10 - shit 3/10 - shit 4/10 - got review bombed by chuds 5/10 - shit 6/10 - shit 7/10 - good 8/10 - great 9/10 - overrated 10/10 - obscure fetish movie with three ratings

am i only one who feels exhausted by people still using the descriptor "biblically accurate" for freaky ethereal designs of things traditionally not depicted as weird it's become so broad and oversaturated in the last couple years that it's turned into another tired internet buzzword like "liminal"

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

with maturity one finally lets go of the idea of a sonic adventure 3 and begins campaigning aggressively for sonic shuffle jamboree

I'm at the dentist and yep it's the same songs

The first professional videotape recorder was introduced 70 years ago today. The Ampex VR-1000 was demo’ed at the NAB Convention in Chicago on 4/14/56. It sold for $45,000 ($550,000 today) and orders came so fast, the sales staff was writing them on "cocktail napkins.” #TVSky #Tech #PhysicalMedia

this photo of me playing bubsy a few years ago has a weird aura

I love SA2 to death but 1 wins on vibes.

working retail and realizing basically every business plays the same 40 songs so that playlist you're sick to death of follows you around

hot astronauts in your gravitational sphere of influence want to meet you NOW click here

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

Bill Nye, and the point toward the end of every year in elementary school when the teacher gave up and put on The Page Master again.

“If you use <insert grammatical pet peeve here> then I know your writing was done by AI.” Cool, and if you use AI paranoia to try and shame a writing style you don’t like, then I know you’re a bit of a cunt.

there are two types of people: the ones who say sorry and proceed to talk at exactly the same volume after you point out they're being too loud, and the ones who talk even quieter when you say you can't hear them

Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II

Astronauts have reached a crucial stage of the lunar mission where they must decide which moon to navigate towards They are looking through telescopes at the two identical surfaces, examining rocks and craters to determine which is the Real Moon and which is the Fake Moon

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

Was tuning into the Artemis 2 coverage late because of work and the NBC host was like "the Moon is 250,000,000 miles from the Earth I think" which is like three orders of magnitude off and a hundred million miles further than Mars.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

i can't wait to see what the apollo truthers do with artemis II launching on april fools day

Rotten Tomatoes Scores: 100% - Good movie 90% - Good movie 80% - Good enough movie 70% - Boring movie 60% - Bad movie 50% - Bad movie 40% - Good movie 20 years after release 30% - Good movie 20% - Bad movie 10% - Good movie 0% - Outsider Art

Trump Boys Help Bring Down Energy Prices With Homemade Perpetual Motion Machine

if god had intended us to have cherry mello yello it would be in 12 packs at the safeway

Here's a smattering.

petition to give movies overtures again instead of several ice ages of samey trailers

hanging out on ancient sonic websites and laughing at this pile of search engines of 5 don't exist anymore and 4 i've never even heard of

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Metropolis (1927) Directed by Fritz Lang