Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

i promise to never shut up about the 2000s in my middle age the same way gen Xers won't shut the fuck up about the 80s

All-time favorites: Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985) More: Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964) Honorable mentions: Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)

My attempts a year or two ago to run Super Bubsy in a VM resulted in one of my favorite images.

i can't overstate the weirdness of this image when you grew up playing with your chao in sonic adventure 2

kiefer needs to learn from his dad and find healthy outlets for his anger, like fucking up a greenhouse

I never realized this was a reference to Sonic 3. Neat.

NOPE (2022)

brain: NO SLEEP BEFORE 4 AM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP

Hot take but I don't mind Marble Zone.

Erich von Däniken, the creator of ancient astronaut nonsense, has died. It's worth stressing that he was extremely racist and his book Chariots of the Gods? was heavily rewritten and edited by Wilhelm Utermann, a literal Nazi propagandist. All ancient aliens trash stems from his racist foundation.

thinking about how, in the late 2000s, there was about a 70% chance that any online video you clicked on was a screamer

is your YouTube "watch later" list an unmanagable pile many hundreds deep that you continuously add to without ever watching anything from, or are you a weirdo

having war flashbacks when i go shopping and hear the same curbside pickup cue from my job

it is my sworn duty to ensure that when i turn 30 almost every shirt i own will feature either a sonic character or pikachu

i'm having the "i'm turning 30 in two months" crisis which i am processing by listening to caramelldansen on a loop at 1 in the morning like a maniac

You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea

Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/

welp, time to start whipping out the relevant simpsons jokes

autorun.ini

i like how youtube mobile is designed to always show me a comment of someone repeating the funniest part of a video long before i get to that bit

my new year's resolution is to be more cringe woof woof awoooooooo :333333 ^w^ UwU

So long, stink year!

i have a little CRT TV in my room from 2003 or so and it never ceases to amaze me how perfectly fine the mono speaker sounds compared to the built in speakers on modern 4K TVs which are the tinniest shit you ever heard, just actual fucking garbage

something being outright bad isn't nearly as frustrating as something that could have been absolutely brilliant but didn't stick the landing

i found our ancient off the air tape of the animal planet edit of the future is wild, and i love how this american version removes anything even slightly educational and crams the entire series into one single program with ADHD pacing

Merry Christmas!

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'Sonic Adventure' was released on the SEGA Dreamcast 27 years ago today in Japan.

10 month anniversary of finally beating a game I'm not sure is actually that fun to play a lot of the time but was wonderfully out there and deeply impactful on my childhood.

mood

Megalopolis wasn't good but I think studios should follow its lead and hand hundreds of millions of dollars to maniac directors to make inaccessible avant-garde passion projects over extruding endless IP slop like a Play-Doh Mid Factory.

customers literally any time something goes wrong at checkout: i guess it's free then 😉

iceberg explained video where 50% of the explanations are "honestly i don't really know this one, if you know what this is make sure to comment and let me know!", gets 3 million views

every prog rock album is called something like "bestiary of the orthogonal hypercube" and the songs are all 47 minutes long and contain at least one instrument you've never heard of

I would still bet a very large sum of money that management at SEGA was really pissed off that Sonic Mania was so beloved while their internal effort Forces was reviled and this has influenced on some level the fact that they couldn't reach an agreement with Evening Star to make a follow-up.

willing this lost christmas episode of red dwarf into existence because they never had one

validate my opinion that logging movies you watched on mst3k or rifftrax is cheating at letterboxd

Spiky Mystic Cave Zone 'Sonic The Hedgehog 2' SEGA Mega Drive

begging newer YouTube creators to deliver a joke without adding a fart sound or a superimposed explosion or a distortion filter over their face

i can't wait to purchase this extremely official DVD set on eBay

i may be bored to the point of insanity at work but at least i'm not watching the game awards

the next time i tell someone about my insane military-grade insomnia that's caused by a medication i can't quit and has been resistant to prescription sleeping pills, CPAP, and every other medical intervention i can throw at it, and they go "have you tried melatonin?" i am going to implode

when i was a little kid i genuinely thought he was ordering the shark butt with butt sauce

I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far

sometimes wikipedia takes you on a journey

Tonight in 1965 — A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS debuted on CBS. It's been seen every year since — without the original Coca-Cola sponsorship tag. #ACharlieBrownChristmas #ChristmasMovies