the past tense of sneak is snuck i don't care what the dictionary says

getting a job designing cages with the bars 3 feet apart for cartoon villains

my new hobby is spotting sound effects in 90s cartoons that i recognize from dreamcast games i played as a kid just heard the tier 1 missile from toy commander in adventures of sonic the hedgehog

if the current promotion at domino's has taught me anything, it's that man was not meant to have 7 toppings

one of the unexpected things i learned having a job where i have to card people is there are 21 year olds running around who look 40

why did we as a society turn away from nightcore

from the depths of wikipedia

cryptid wiki is my new favorite website

incredible things going on at the cryptid wiki

Things I Own 3 Times for Some Reason: 2001: A Space Odyssey (DVD, Blu-ray, 4K) E.T. the Extraterrestrial (VHS, DVD, Blu-ray) The X-Files: I Want to Believe (DVD, DVD, Blu-ray) Red Dwarf: Back to Earth (PAL DVD, NTSC DVD, NTSC Blu-ray, probably soon PAL Blu-ray if I buy that new collection)

i once saw a tweet to the effect of "there is no good season 4 of a TV show" and like what the fuck are you talking about

actual goose-stepping third reich shit happening over at fox

my hottest take is we should just make things in 4:3 if we want to and anyone who wants their screen filled can fucking deal with it

i think the lesson of jaws is not that sharks are monsters but that jaws the shark is a dick

'Sonic Adventure' was released on the SEGA Dreamcast 26 years ago today in the US.

red delicious is the worst apple you commonly find at the store

this makes me nostalgic for shitty colorization

so is shaving butter delicious as it sounds

Skies of Arcadia render

there better be hard fucking evidence that playing music in stores increases sales because i feel like i'm being clockwork oranged by this goddamn playlist at my job

The dumbest, most unnecessary hill I am willing to die on is that modern "classic" Sonic is entirely the wrong shade of blue. I ended up fixing it for my Steam collection lmao

there's always that one guy on the podcast who's half the volume of everyone else

(customer presenting items at checkout in the most inconvenient possible way) "thought I'd make it easy for you"

feeling like trash at work but this is cheering me up

anguish and despair nation

I love buying blu-rays but my kids can't accidentally kill themselves with them, maybe these dudes should try that

Come eat, ya Scum! #mst3k Found in the r/Mst3k on Reddit. I did not make it nor want to take credit for it. I just love it!

oh i have another good candidate that section with the advancing wall at the beginning of hydrocity act 2 in sonic 3 that fucking crushes you if you go too slow (and has a trap spring to send you backwards that's replaced with a 1-up in 3&K's layout)

started Ys Memories of Celceta again and I feel obligated to bring up this video again

navel oranges and green grapes are S-tier fruit

bubsy is relevant again, so bringing this back. after a few months of trying once or twice a month, this past january i beat the original bubsy on genesis for the first time ever. mopped the floor with my 6 year old self. that's bubsy there, that pile of broken shards. even in victory he fails.

i remember having a nightmare about that difficult maze like level set in the dark forest to deranged clown music on the genesis tiny toons platformer a little later but I also remember getting scared of the distant silhouette of the (friendly) whale in the tutorial of dreamcast ecco the dolphin

Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://theonion.com/study-finds-fewer-americans-than-ever-believe-in-snoopy-1839328096/

guys i think sonic adventure 3 might be a bubsy game

my prophecy is slowly coming true: the funniest possible thing that could happen with a new bubsy game is if it's actually good

it's a real big day for all the bridge-too-shorters out there.

Yuji Naka furiously rattling the bars of his prison cell.

my planner in 5th grade had little motivational messages at the top of each page the only one i remember is "2+2=5? it's true" because my reaction at the time was "no it isn't"

my favorite type of crazy person is "i'm from a different universe because my parents said berenstain wrong"

my dream industry gig is being the person who picks out all the worst jokes from a show or movie for the trailer

Disgusting to capitalise on his work when his body’s not even cold yet.

i have never in my life deliberately activated big picture mode on steam but boy does it sure happen

this person needs to be publicly executed

Dreamcast has the best OS Menu

me when a video game repeats the same couple voice lines over and over in 2001: i will remember these beloved quotes forever me when a video game repeats the same couple voice lines over and over in 2025: god this feels like a video game from 2001, stop it