Rest assured Trump will have an awful holiday. The backlash is killing him. The failed economy is Killing him. His failed presidency is killing Him. Couldn’t happen to a better loser

the secret to a good key lime pie is using old prison keys

when they say godspeed are they referring to how fast jesus drives when he takes the wheel or no?

Feels like it would be useful for a really well-established litigating/appelate attorney to give us all a pocket-sized paragraph as to our rights to record law enforcement. If someone does and we get consensus that it’s the best guidance I’ll pay to laminate a few thousand for folks to carry.

Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus Charlie Kirk died to gun violence

Cartoon from The New Yorker

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

The myth writer who wanted us to think Sisyphus’ punishment was so terrible obviously never had to plan and cook meals for a family of four and clean up the kitchen everyday.

Please be responsible. #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net

How to unredact some of the redacted Epstein files! #Pinks #ProudBlue #EpsteinFiles #Krassensteins

Ok ok, just one more cat video. 😂 @annesmien.bsky.social @delaneyplanet.bsky.social @mancminstrel.bsky.social @lanebillings.bsky.social @lovekat41.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social @badgerbleu2.bsky.social

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store

Kids. Baseball. Core

Fun take on holiday songs www.instagram.com/reels/DSYZqq...

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Why is a baby alpaca called a cria and not an alpacino? And other questions that keep me awake at night.

Troll level: Master. These “plaques” by Trump deserve no less.

I’ve just been informed that the highly respected board of DC’s Blue Plains sewage treatment facility have unanimously voted to rename it the Trump-Blue Plains Sewage Facility. It has been known to process more shit than any other, many people say it’s the biggest pool of shit in the world.

French court finds ‘twisted’ anaesthetist guilty of killing 12 patients

So McSkimming is gonna sit in home detention for 9 months indulging in his obscene proclivities. Any requirement for rehabbing this creep? How about no internet access for that time?

Thiamine (vitamin B1) is essential to metabolism & deficiencies produce a condition called beriberi. I want to tell the story of why the Japanese Army suffered from it until 1926, while the Japanese Navy did NOT after 1884. A cautionary tale about science denialism & the resulting policy choices.

Nature is incredible: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

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Grandson caught a fish today

ACCURATE.

What she says…

I would describe the current situation as being passengers in a giant car driven by a lunatic at full speed off a cliff and telling each other, if only someone had the wherewithal to remove the driver and take the steering wheel before we all die.

This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)

me when it happens

As my dear departed Dad was fond of saying, if brains were dynamite, Laura wouldn't have enough to blow her hat off.

Love it when someone from the lower right square turns up in my mentions to tell me what my problem is. Buddy, there are people who have known me for almost 40 years who can’t figure out what my problem is.

boy looks like a prepubescent Edvard Munch's The Scream

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?” “Not a fucking thing, Walter.”

Just googled the word consequences to make sure it’s still a thing

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

Ever wonder how some billionaires can get away with paying such low tax rates compared to working class Americans? Here’s their secret playbook and what we can do about it.

I hear you. Some of my Kiwi family are in NYC today. Look at my gorgeous granddaughter. She's 14, almost 6 ft tall, and is the sweetest, most guileless girl.

“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”

Vivid headline in a New Zealand news outlet today: "Sex toy shoplifter threatened man with leg of lamb before swiping money box from bus"

So, this happened😱 no one is talking about it.

I need a way to be alone and not alone, like a Schrödinger’s box of solitude

Trump doesn’t pardon criminals to show mercy. He pardons them because he sees himself in the criminals he pardons. Self-absolution.

Where do we get our doll and pencil ration card. "Trump declared, 'You know, you can give up certain products. You can give up pencils.' He added, 'You don’t need 37 dolls for your daughter — two or three is nice, but you don’t need 37 dolls'...” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...