If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

the White House menu today as administration officials brag about kicking 4.5 million Americans off food stamps and gas is over $4.50 a gallon -- Caprese salad -- Chicken Paillard -- Vanilla panna cotta (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)

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I don’t think these techno douche bags have thought things all the way through. So happens when we can’t afford to buy your stupid shit anymore?? Then what Bezos? You gonna pussy out and hide in your bunker? Good luck, asshole.

I find it absolutely bizarre that people think in January 2029 all of this ends. What’s happened to our society cannot be undone. People have died. Many more will before then. These people don’t believe in the peaceful transfer of power as we know.. there was an insurrection. They won’t be leaving.

“So go on and play, and if you make a mistake, make it loud so you won't make it next time.” — Art Blakey #jazz

RFK JR’s plan to get off antidepressants: every morning eat 1 set of raccoon balls while snorting coke off toilet seat, exercise daily in jeans that make you look like a douche bag on steroids, avoid all books, science & especially professional medicine advice

Trying to figure out whose lobotomy was worse: John F. Kennedy Or Rosemary Kennedy.

People who think they're better than others because they follow Jesus are not, in any way, actually following Jesus.

have we tried turning reality off and then back on again

He means “I stole $45 billion from the American people in eight months.”

cognitive decline Donnie and it will get much worse ahead of 2028

The dementia will get him before then. But the cult may prop him up and do a Weekend at Bernie's routine.

Trump again says he plans to stay in office “8 or 9 years”

He’s so wasted!! Look at his freaking eyes 👀! Nobody talks about it enough!

Which is the backwards country now, United States?

Sen. Ron Johnson: "Democrats want to turn America into a one party nation. They'll turn DC and Puerto Rico into states. They'll nationalize our elections -- automatic registration, mail in balloting. So we need to stop them."

The most beautiful day for shelter doggies, adoption day. 🥹💙

We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast.

Today's cartoon by Dennis Draughon:

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I’m so glad Trump gave us an update today on the very best granite, onyx and marble he procured from around the world for his ballroom. He cares so much about us. God saved his life for this. For us.

A May Day protester is asked why they are out protesting today in NYC: "People are suffering. People are dying. The rich get richer off the backs of poor and working class people." Nailed it!

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Amazing….Mike D doing "So What’cha Want" with his sons' band 🔥

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

April 30, 2026: This fuck'n moron thinks he's the smartest president ever. Not even going to bother to list all his failures, which are many. But he still thinks he's a genius for passing a cognitive exam. What an idiot.

If American history was taught correctly.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......

Trump is mired in an illegal war that's destabilizing the world while spiking inflation & immiserating Americans, a key part of the govt remains unfunded, & Rs who control Congress are fixated on...spending taxpayer $ for a vanity ballroom Trump vowed would be privately funded A complete clown show

𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

I love when humans respect animals

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

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Spotted in Washington DC during White House Correspondents’ Dinner weekend. Source MeidasTouch

It’s good to see some of these unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdos get fired from the Trump admin. The problem is that they are typically replaced by another unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdo.

For those interested... www.britannica.com/topic/Dark-E...

PabloReports: What do you make of Stephen Miller and Tom Homan asking for all this money but then refusing to show up to the hearing today? Frost: That’s what happens when you have a lapdog as speaker.

This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

The silence after the pastor’s response made my day. 😂 TT: MakeAmericaKindAgain

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

Golden retrievers gathered on Boston Common today to honor Spencer, the beloved Boston Marathon dog known for holding a Boston Strong flag along the route. Spencer passed away after battling cancer. 💛

FACT: Both parties take turns destroying us, just in different ways.