more like billy madison square garden

The 4 surviving members of the jersey shore cast

Sources are reporting that Sandler officiated the ceremony in character as Canteen Boy at the request of the bride.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is injuring your neck while you're asleep so you can't turn your head and walk around like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

Just saw the new minions movie and it was pretty good but I did not expect so much full penetration

I said BRRRRRRRR it's getting cold in here

Bro what

i gotta hand it to americans: usually they don't keep up with international politics. but not only do they know who shane jones is, they all hate him so much they're constantly posting about how they can't wait for "it" to happen

I know im probably the 1st to ever say this but # FIFArigged

It's time for the super-rich and big corporations to pay their fair share. Visit greens.org.nz to learn how "A Tax System for All of Us" can build a fairer country for everyone 💚✊

Just watched this interview with Chloe Swarbrick. She is just so impressive. Do yourself a favour and watch it if you need a shot of hope #nzpol

Happy Fathers to all the dad's whomst celebrate

Fuck everything We're doing 5-ply

Get ready for another petrel shortage. I'll get me coat.

Y'all, this is fire. If any of my US peeps want one, hmu, I can bring it with me to the states and send it to you in july

Marge Schott was treated very unfairly and order the Reds but my penis, too

She strog on my beef until i an'off

The publicly traded company I work for was just bought by private equity (extremely sarcastic) yeah!

“It’s deeply concerning that the average 45-year-old male does not have a single friend or relative willing to text their favorite track from Harvest Moon with the caption ‘GOAT’ typed underneath,” said lead researcher Shannon Bailey

I'll take it

!!!!!!!!

LETS FUCKEN GO

NZ gonna win All White supremacy

Really excited for the world to learn that our football team is named the All Whites

No. This guy? No way.

Hurricanes are your Stanley Cup champions. This obviously calls for one thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJti...

Daaaaamn, throwing shade at @worriedladybug.bsky.social

Many of you are chanting Go Netherlands or Go Japan, but I'm rooting for donald trump and his deal with iran

Charlie Brown had hoes

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.

They say you're only as old as you feel. Me:

when you check her drivers license

let us discuss pitt

Trump cooked the knicks. Only chance is if Ted Cruz shows up for game 5.

Multi-way tie: MJ and LeBron Lemuiex and Gretzky Brady (gag) and Manning Bonds (he's al Qaeda) But I've never seen the true best athlete relative to their sport live: joey chestnut

Wanna see a picture of a HUUUUUUGE douchebag? (No, I will not look in a mirror)

Time to bring back the insult numbnuts imo

back2back #nzpol: Keep Fees Free action.greens.org.nz/keep_fees_fr...

#nzpol: Restore Regional Rail action.greens.org.nz/restore_rail...

Calling my shot: September 10th, 2026

Harder to tank than you think: 19-63 www.82-0.com/share?id=q42...

This is a 70 win team easy. 66-16. www.82-0.com/share?id=0ZP...

I was making an online reservation for a pretty fancy restaurant and they ask you to upload a selfie so they can recognize you at check in and I accidentally uploaded this

But no more of this.

#DUAN only songs about girls named jen that don't like you anymore youtu.be/hF-rvKhwQZg?...

Happy Kings Birthday to all whomst celebrate. I hope he's enjoying it up there with Tupac and the aliens.

Gonna take some ecstasy and listen to morcheeba

And there was NOOOOOOOOOOO doubt about it!!!!