@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social u been tagged in this yet?

Don't crucify me for saying this, but The Righteous Gemstones doesn't get REALLY good til S3E9

I wish Canada would've won

So how long was the speech

today is the day he truly became presinuld

Ok, i made it less than 2 minutes. College bball time

Looks like he might have forgotten why he's there

i hate this post lol

Here's hoping

Okay this is the live link, I think, come and join the group.

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

What if it happens during the speech?

More like state of the funyun

As we near march madness, let me just say: Chevy Troutman

Lifehack: stop being how you are

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

To all my followers in boston suffering with the snow and winter weather: Good. You deserve it.

Brainwashing, 2026 edition. This paper shows how X's algorithmic feed shifts people's views rightwards. It's a sophisticated, highly effective form of reorientation. And it is utterly chilling. If you're still on that platform, unhook yourself now. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

Bluesky, the STICK TO POLITICS sports site.

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Fucking excommunicate Vance already

had too strong of a gummy tonight and couldn't remember the word for "grease" so I told my wife that we can't recycle those cardboard boxes because they were full of "pizza blood"

What if instead of Trad Wife it was Brad Wife and your wife was a union carpenter named Brad with sandy brown hair who makes delicious soups

No, you're watching police academy 2: their first assignment

I have just learned the american gold medalist Alysa Liu skated to the strains of 'MacArthur Park', crowned as the worst song in history by Dave Barry's 1997 Bad Song Survey i know folks will have been watching the skating, not listening to the song, but folks, it is completely insane

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Good news coming out of the NZ parliament, finally leaving X.

Ok, that delayed surfing long enough. Off to the beach

USA! USA! USA!

SKY SPORT NZ CUT AWAY FROM THE HOCKEY TO SHOW A REPLAY OF SLALOM

USA! USA! USA!

DIVES! ALL DIVES! CANADA CHEATS

God, I see what you have done for others

I miss Bill Walton

Was it worth almost wrecking to get a picture of this so I could post: *Spin Doctors voice* can't be wrong? Who's to say really

Like I've been told to do repeatedly, I've been learning to code. BUT NOW THERE'S NO MORE COMPUTERS?????

Celebrating the lunar new year with one of the greatest live albums of all time

Victimless crime.

“now a major motion picture” shoot me in the face

Half of the country is under water and this is what the govt is doing

Gonna start using british spelling for all words ending in "er" Tonight for dinnre I'm having a hamburgre with bread and buttre pickles

Had a dream last night where @erictime.bsky.social sang For What Its Worth in a William Shatner voice

What idiot called it a catheter instead of automatic for the peehole

Stay safe tonight welly peeps

@assbott.bsky.social were you friends with the kristinschaalisahorse bot? Or pissbot? I miss them

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera