Truly an honour

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

Lotta good will going AEW's way right now, would be an awful shame to throw it all away by switching to AI generated merch

always gotta retweet this because it's hilarious and true and the dude is just very casually a 10

come on man.

If you’re a WWE fan finally dumping the fed in 2026 I’m glad you found god but it’s still “I can excuse sex trafficking but I draw the line at too many commercials” so I’m not sure your priorities are right 🤼‍♂️

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

Saudi Arabia being the sponsor for Punk's match is chef's kiss.

Oh so they're BROKE broke

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

He's not gay, he's British.

CPA ripping off his shirt to reveal an identical shirt underneath is easily my favourite comedy wrestling bit #EffyBGB

Thank you @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social #EffyBGB

WWE denied ESPN’s Andreas Hale a press credential for WrestleMania - which is airing on ESPN+.

There is nothing special about Vince McMahon. He used his family's wealth to increase his own power, and then used that power to abuse people around him for decades. Wrestling would have survived without him. The narrative that Vince made wrestling a global phenomenon has no basis in reality.

The “C” in CM Punk stands for Centrist

There’s no backup for these guys which is why when Cody and Punk left AEW there was literally no one who could …*puts finger to ear* sorry I’m getting an update here…

"No," the swordmaster said. "One does not refuse the king," the herald said. "I do. I will not train his soldiers or officers, I will not tell my students to join his army, I will not support his unjust war." "You will regret this!" "No," the swordmaster said.

I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.

TIL

There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.

The inflation of Cody Rhodes will continue until ticket sales improve

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Trans people are people. They deserve love, care, kindness, humor, friendship, and the world, much as every human does. Happy Trans Visibility Day to my trans friends and may we work toward a better world for you to thrive in. 🏳️‍⚧️

It’s Trans Day of Visability Especially in this moment of profound, calculated attack against life, security, and happiness: You have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will 🏳️‍⚧️

Mercedes Mone is a generational superstar who is ending an unprecedented run with poise and generosity in a way seldom seen in pro wrestling. 🤼

If pro wrestling media wasnt a collection of old white guys, Mercedes' legendary run as belt collector would be getting the kudos it deserves. This is how you grow pro wrestling around the world. Cannot say enough good things about Mercedes. Best in the world, for a reason.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Me Monday morning

I regret to inform you that the RAM shortage has hit the Kanto region, but the good news is that the Poke Mart is here to teach us all about an ancient technology called "CDs"

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

The words of the prophets are written on wrestling signs. #AEWDynamite

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

read the news today

How almost brave of him

absolutely cannot wait to find out what this character sounds like

Today is the only day you can post this picture of Penta. 🤼‍♂️

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they scheduled the Oscars to counterprogram AEW Revolution because the Academy fears Takeshita

Nice to see Tire-san found a new faction after Clark Conners left New Japan. 🤼